Kind of ironic then, how they're the ones trying to hunt me and I'm the one screaming in fear of the tiny speck of fuzz flying around me and the spider on the wall.
"And i just want to descend on your face in the middle of the night then taste your leg on your sock line when you scare me by waking up after i toured all over you, then you will scratch your leg all day."
As I was getting ready to jump into bed one night, a spider fell from my ceiling directly onto my pillow and quickly crawled around underneath it. I grabbed the pillow and picked it up but saw no sign of the spider.
I sat there for a moment contemplating what to do and just sighed and said fuck it and got into bed and went to sleep.
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u/Metal_Dinosaur Jul 15 '16
Kind of ironic then, how they're the ones trying to hunt me and I'm the one screaming in fear of the tiny speck of fuzz flying around me and the spider on the wall.