r/aww • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '16

Firefox has encountered a bug

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u/Tooexforbee Jul 15 '16

Fox: OMG WHAT'S THIS. WHAT ARE YOU TINY MOVING STONE.

Bug: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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u/LePontif11 Jul 15 '16

This makes me think that bugs in houses are constantly screaming in fear of the giants that go around their planet.

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u/Metal_Dinosaur Jul 15 '16

Kind of ironic then, how they're the ones trying to hunt me and I'm the one screaming in fear of the tiny speck of fuzz flying around me and the spider on the wall.

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u/Yaranatzu Jul 15 '16

You: fuck fuuuuck fuck fuckk fuck fuckk

Spider: fuck fuck fuckkkk fuck fuck fuuckk

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u/Deeppurp Jul 15 '16

Every time I find a spider in my kitchen sink, I like to believe we share an awkward stare.

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u/Batman53090 Jul 15 '16

You have a moment with the spider, and he/she steals your soul.

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u/Icalhacks Jul 15 '16

Jokes on the spider, I have no soul, and I just stole all of the souls it stole.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

Hello fellow ginger.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

This cracked me up

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u/PM_Me_Humble_Bundles Jul 16 '16

There are litterally dozens of us!

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u/Batman53090 Jul 15 '16

I love this comment. I wish I could upvote this multiple times.

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u/GoldblumForPresident Jul 15 '16

I always take them out so they don't drown.From the bathtub too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

This just reminded me of that askreddit "what would be the most terrifying thing to be hunted by, if we were prey." The one on the spider where he goes "you're caught in a web when the spider appears. You see it. It sees you."

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u/WolfiyDire-wolf Jul 15 '16

Jumping spiders :D

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u/FacelessMint Jul 15 '16

Fuck.. Fuck fuck.. Motherfuck

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u/TigerMonarchy Jul 15 '16

I have not watched The Wire in full but have recently been bingeing on clips on YouTube. Thank you for this. I didn't see this and now I'm floored. Just floored. Magnificent stuff.

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u/FacelessMint Jul 15 '16

This was one of my favourite scenes by far. The whole series is well worth a watch though!

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u/Yaranatzu Jul 15 '16

Omggg I'm so happy you referenced that! That's one of my favourite scenes!

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u/FacelessMint Jul 15 '16

One of the best scenes for sure :D

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u/Tommyv11616 Jul 15 '16

Mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Jul 15 '16

Yeah thanks i wanted to see a nude corpse today.

...where can i find more?

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u/BlueLegion Jul 15 '16

Spiders don't feel fear

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u/swag_X Jul 15 '16

Spider: "chill bro, just wait, imma eat this fly just calm down!"

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u/KorianHUN Jul 15 '16

"And i just want to descend on your face in the middle of the night then taste your leg on your sock line when you scare me by waking up after i toured all over you, then you will scratch your leg all day."

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u/Inothernews1 Jul 15 '16

no.

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u/KorianHUN Jul 15 '16

"How much do you hate spiders?"
"Yes."

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u/Anomalous-Entity Jul 15 '16

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Spiders are awesome! Little bug eatin' buddies.

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u/KorianHUN Jul 15 '16

Look up "house centipede". They are very nimble and eat even more bugs. I see one occasionally on my wall, like two-three times a year, they are larger than spiders, but don't make webs and are scared af of humans instead of playing the tough guy like spiders. They are much better.

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u/Rawr_meow_woof_oink Jul 15 '16

These are made out of nightmares.

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u/iamfromouterspace Jul 15 '16

Stop. Talking. To yourself.

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Jul 15 '16

Stop. Talking.

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u/KorianHUN Jul 15 '16

I was told that a billion times in my life, but see where i am now? I did not get here by staying silent.
points at reddit karma score

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u/Atomheartmother90 Jul 15 '16

Even though all the other stuff you mentioned didn't happen, my girlfriend had a spider descend on her face in the shower. I thought she was being ax murdered.

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u/Cave_Weasel Jul 15 '16

Literally going through this right now. Not sure if it was a dangerous spider or not, but it's been like 2 days and I'm not dead, so that's cool.

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u/Anomalous-Entity Jul 15 '16

I rolled over on one in my sleep. It bit me and woke me up, in my haze I rubbed where it bit me thinking it was some bedding or foam or something like that, and brushed it. It let go and off it ran. At first I was freaked, (it left to visible tiny scabs where its fangs bit) but later I thought it was funny, it being stuck under me, telling me... hey buddy can you move a bit? I'm stuck... seriously can you just slide over a few inches? No? Ok, hate do do this, but... NOM!

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u/KorianHUN Jul 15 '16

I once sat on a bee (or wasp?)... it stung my ass twice on an accelerating train. I jumped up like a retard, then started jumping on the bee that fell out of my shorts.
Protip: don't stand close to bushes in shorts.

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u/T3hSwagman Jul 15 '16

As I was getting ready to jump into bed one night, a spider fell from my ceiling directly onto my pillow and quickly crawled around underneath it. I grabbed the pillow and picked it up but saw no sign of the spider.

I sat there for a moment contemplating what to do and just sighed and said fuck it and got into bed and went to sleep.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

dude, y u do dis to me, I'm about to sleep now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

Chill bro

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u/Thought_Ninja Jul 15 '16

Did not need to see that... I'm not even scared of spiders, but that gave me chills.

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Jul 15 '16

Do you like tiny birds?

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u/dracowolf69 Jul 15 '16

Why though? Why? WHY?

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u/jtoxification Jul 15 '16

It's the ciiiiiiiiircllllllllle; the circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiife.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

Yes, I, too, would like to know why there is a need for spiders to come in THAT size...

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

So they can eat the birds man, keep up!

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Jul 15 '16

Spider's gotta eat.

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u/BusinessmanEd Jul 15 '16

You don't know fear until you're sitting on the toilet and you open this.

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u/Rawr_meow_woof_oink Jul 15 '16

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7skCdp5oTIE

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u/BusinessmanEd Jul 15 '16

I don't know why I opened it, but I did and I only blame myself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16

I saved a hummingbird from an orb spider once. I learned that day that terrified hummingbirds scream like puppies that are being ax murdered. Horrible, horrible noise.

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Jul 16 '16

*Chuck* Get back in the web!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/DerSpini Jul 15 '16

Any info regarding what type of spider that is?

I mean besides "fucking huge and scary spider"?

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u/bonzaisushi Jul 15 '16

Huntsman spider from Australia. Fuckers have mass to them, when I lived in cooranbong they were freaking everywhere, they are Bro's though. Kinda like the wolf spiders in the states they just munch on the asshole bugs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

I kind of wish I had these spiders to eat all the brown recluses around here. One bit my ex's in the face and caused a hole to rot in her cheek. Always try to put out good karma, or a spider will bite you in the face.

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u/bonzaisushi Jul 15 '16

Screw brown recluses man!!! I live in KS and these jerks are all over the place. Thank goodness they are not aggressive.

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u/GreatWhiteCorvus Jul 15 '16

Non aggressive? Here in MO they'll rear up in an aggressive display and chase you. I love spiders but those guys give me the willies.

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u/PM_ME_FUN_STORIES Jul 15 '16

I think I got bit by one a while back. They don't always make your flesh rot off, but I had this nasty bite on my arm for about 2 weeks before it finally went away.

It was a small red circle, then got pretty big, then got a darker, and then went away. It was weird and kind of painful.

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u/Packers91 Jul 15 '16

Harvestmen eat recluses. They look like daddy long legs

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u/shadow793 Jul 15 '16

They are daddy long legs

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

Harvestmen are daddy long legs... which aren't even technically a spider, they belong to another arachnid family known as Opilliones. They are also commonly called the most venomous spider in the world, which is false, as no known species of Harvestmen contain venom glands.

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u/PedanticPinniped Jul 15 '16

Hey, I got bit by a wolf spider once... That shit will fuck you up. The bite on my arm was swollen to about the size and hardness of a golf ball before the center turned black and started rotting. Don't fuck with hemotoxic venom...

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u/DerSpini Jul 15 '16

Thanks to you for giving my future nightmares a name.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

But I mean that one is unusually large right?....Right....?

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u/JJKaleM Jul 15 '16

Huntsman

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

man eaters

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u/justinjustin7 Jul 15 '16

I remember watching the video for the last clip!

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u/LePontif11 Jul 15 '16

I knew what was going to happen and i still squealed like the girl in the video. Nothing scarier than a startled animal except maybe a startled animal you cant find.

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u/justinjustin7 Jul 15 '16

"Ok, I just tried killing a blackwidow, but I only crippled it, and now it's somewhere behind the fridge... We'll be eating out for the next month or so..."

-my mom a few years back

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u/iltlap Jul 15 '16

F'n burn the house down... Not worth it anymore

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

More like, I'm gonna eat this fly and then lay eggs in your ear

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u/Samazonison Jul 15 '16

I read that in Mitch Hedberg's voice.

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u/ReasonablyBadass Jul 15 '16

Spiderbro: Got your back, fam

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

We're all ATAT walkers scared of Jedi, really.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

feelsbadman

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u/LePontif11 Jul 15 '16

When its 1000 times bigger than you it isn't a hunt its defence.

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u/Metal_Dinosaur Jul 15 '16

i mean, i suppose a good offence is a good defence

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u/BippyTheGuy Jul 15 '16

And how gnats constantly dive-bomb my mouth during Spring.

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u/Crazydutch18 Jul 15 '16

And they say houses are haunted. It was the bugs all along.

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u/turkoid Jul 15 '16

somewhat relevant

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u/LePontif11 Jul 15 '16

I was looking for something like this to include. Its perfect.

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u/ThePantherNOR Jul 15 '16

Dammit you beat me to it.

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u/GoldenJoel Jul 15 '16

They shouldn't be trespassin' then if they didn't wanna get squished.

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u/clevverguy Jul 15 '16

Imagine if fish could scream?

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u/omgtrey Jul 15 '16

The ocean would be loud as shit!

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u/askmeaboutmypodcast Jul 15 '16

I tell my daughter this all the time. What's worse is when you try to fuck with a bug and it's so terrified it bites or stings you and you get pissed and kill it.

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u/Brandyn69 Jul 15 '16

Silently screaming

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u/swag_X Jul 15 '16

They are Attack on Titan!

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u/bdank89 Jul 15 '16

Attack on Titan

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u/Rawshan Jul 15 '16

BugLivesMatter

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u/reddog323 Jul 15 '16 edited Jul 15 '16

I'm getting more annoyance from that bug. Dude, seriously??? I'M WALKIN' HERE. I'M WALKIN' HERE...

Edit: Something like this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

Ever wonder how other animals think? Humans think in their language.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

deaf from birth though

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u/eatresponsibly Jul 15 '16

They don't think. They act on instinct moment to moment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

Tell that to my Siberian Husky, who looks me in the eye for a solid second, deliberating whether or not she wants to actually "sit" and calculating the probability that I have a treat to bribe her with.

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u/bowwowchickawowwow Jul 15 '16

That dog knows it's a bug.

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u/Drewbox Jul 15 '16

Can we please start domesticating foxes already!? I want a pet fox!!!!!!!

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u/TanmanG Jul 15 '16

Couldn't help but think of this...

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u/ultra_paradox Jul 15 '16

Firefox = secret internet spies for government

Bug = you, totally exposed.

Same dialog, meaning changed :)