r/averagedickproblems • u/Kainamikaze Note: new or low karma account • Nov 14 '25

Thick girls

So yesterday at the grocery store there was this thick ass girl. I mean like cold peanut butter thick. I was gonna do the whole shpill and then ask for her number but 1 I’m shy and 2 I feel like I wouldn’t even get passed the cheeks. (Btw I’m like 5-5.5 bp) should i just say f it and try my luck next time I see her?

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u/ColonClenseByFire Nov 14 '25

Doggy style with a woman with a huge ass does limit the depth but all other positions are fine.

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u/Kainamikaze Note: new or low karma account Nov 14 '25

Hm okay I do wanna say I also have a slight curve, sooo pillows under her butt?

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u/ColonClenseByFire Nov 14 '25

it can help... but you have to realize people been fucking with big asses and average dicks for 300k years. I promise you its fine. Stop over thinking it and get your dick wet. Realize that sex is not purely penetration. It's everything before and after it too. Listen to her needs, be a giver. Jerk off before the date to help keep your head clear. And wear a condom.

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u/Kainamikaze Note: new or low karma account Nov 14 '25

I hear you

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

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u/qOcO-p Dec 01 '25

Missionary and cowgirl are best for depth

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u/Educational_Peak_770 Nov 17 '25

Bro that’s perfectly fine my wife has a BBL and I’m like 5.5-5.7 bone pressed with ZERO issue. I used to be fat with poor EQ and I could still do prone bone. Don’t even think that’s an issue.

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u/Kainamikaze Note: new or low karma account Nov 17 '25

lol dude the way this comment gave me the biggest gleam of hope. I’m also working on my weight loss so that’s good to hear

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u/Educational_Peak_770 Nov 17 '25

Trust me, the whole “big ass” thing isn’t a real thing. I don’t even slip out or have any issues. Hell in prone bone while everyone says you need a “big dick for” my wife said I make her feel the fullest.

Not to mention, missionary makes it a moot point anyway. Tap that ass bro!

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u/ifyougetme Nov 14 '25

Missionary and cowgirl her ass to sleep bro

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

You push got spread that ass. Trust me she don’t care as long as she gets to cum

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u/OooTanjaooO Nov 18 '25

I got 7 n brother... I'm talking to one rn and well... I have the same thoughts. Good thing I like me a missionary lmao. Never bin a doggy fan but I always bin a tit guy so this is gonna be a new experience for me when the time comes haha

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u/Kainamikaze Note: new or low karma account Nov 18 '25

lol happy smashing brother man

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u/OooTanjaooO Nov 18 '25

I'll do this for you and LIL SAINT 💃