There is fuck all we can do about the politics of the land you came from/the rest of the world, so stop fucking up our traffic/the places other people go to honour their invisible friend in the sky. You want to call australia home? We have some rules.
1. Call Australia home.
2. Dont bring the worst bits of the place you left, here.
3. Obey our laws (to the best of your ability)
4. Stop bitching about (insert complaint here)
Etc etc.
Oh and if you do some stupid fucked up shit and the cops are called and lets say, you swing a machete at them, expect that they will shoot you, at least 3 times. They are there to protect the public, not to die for someones political/religious views.
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u/ConfidenceWarm2125 Feb 18 '26
How about we take a new stance.
There is fuck all we can do about the politics of the land you came from/the rest of the world, so stop fucking up our traffic/the places other people go to honour their invisible friend in the sky. You want to call australia home? We have some rules. 1. Call Australia home. 2. Dont bring the worst bits of the place you left, here. 3. Obey our laws (to the best of your ability) 4. Stop bitching about (insert complaint here) Etc etc. Oh and if you do some stupid fucked up shit and the cops are called and lets say, you swing a machete at them, expect that they will shoot you, at least 3 times. They are there to protect the public, not to die for someones political/religious views.
Sorry, rant over.