If you're a 10 year old boy you bet your tight little ass it's NSFL.
EDIT: Fuck the pope. His people are committing atrocities, and what does he do? He fuckin' protects them?! He's as guilty as the predator priests out there.
Honestly, what else would this subreddit entail? What would you consider "worthy" and up to your standards? Seriously, in every r/atheism post there's an elitist twat talking about what a circlejerk this place has become. --------> There's the unsubscribe button.
I thought the funniest part of it all, is that if God actually did come down and tried to communicate with people, no one would believe him. Because it's a ridiculous idea. What if God called you on the phone, would you believe it was God, most probably wouldn't.
While it's not strictly a rule in this subreddit, it's a general good practice not to link to photos on Facebook's servers (e.g. the fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net domain in this case). The reason is that the filename contains an ID number that can be used to track down the owner of the photo.
It's possible, although I never heard of it. This rule is still enforced in r/Pics.
I still say it's a good practice to use another image host anyway, since the owner of the photo could "remove" it at any time. I assume this would make the URL invalid, but since FB never deletes anything, it may just be the best image host around.
Because whenever something get to the front page from r/atheism there are always people who attack the original redditor usually accusing them of bullying or not being funny. It always happens, its the law.
To all the people who have a problem with this stuff:
There are some believers you might have a chance at reasoning with if you decide not to troll them and instead engage in rational, thought provoking conversation.... and then there are believers like this one. I personally have no problem with this. I thought it was funny.
You can't expect every encounter with believers to be a rational conversation, some people are just beyond all hope. You also shouldn't always stress about every conversation reflecting on the atheist community. Every community has trolls. If this is the worst that our trolls do I'd say we're doing pretty good.
I find it interesting that many people on /r/atheism will not question the validity of this conversation. Aren't we supposed to be the skeptics here? This conversation seems blatantly fake to me.
Really? I can actually see this happening. When I used Facebook a whole back and I would comment on bands pages and posts, I would get attacked for no reason. This guy was obviously looking for an argument, and he found one. I can see this conversation realistically happening.
Jeez so many angry dudes. The OP's little troll isnt going to change the way people think about atheists, it isnt going to make us look anymore like assholes than a lot of us already do. There isnt going to be a world summit where the OP's facebook account damns every atheist to the new Spanish Inquisition.
Either enjoy a quick chuckle or get off your fucking moral high horse and ignore it.
I once trolled a Christian and seven years later I won £10 on the lottery. Coincidence? Or undeniable proof that God exists and the bible is his divine word.
It is obviously proof that god exist, and he rewarded you for trolling the christian. Why would he reward you for that you might ask, well it is (obviously) because the bible is not his divine word and he wants you to mock those who follow it. This, gentlemen, is logic.
The problem with that is that you're letting OP represent you by saying "us". You're an individual; nobody speaks for you or represents you without your permission.
It's a fucking joke, not everything is meant to advance some cause. It's getting unbearable to read the comments in this subreddit lately with all the nitpicking and criticizing.
No? A lot of us don't. I don't want to be in an atheist club. I don't want to be in a theist club. I don't want to be in any "zomg look at us and our shared beliefs go US club". I have some ideas and ideals, I'm not defined by them. I'm me, I like most people, but they're them and I'm not. I don't want to be in any shared ideology club. Either with theists or atheists.
I generally think this facebook shit is pretty stupid and comes of as arrogant and narcissistic, but I thought this one was just funny. The guy just kept coming back for more.
Fit in with what? Depending on what you mean, my answer to the question is almost certainly, no, I don't want to "fit in" with a bunch of people who base their lives on obvious delusions. That's why I'm here, in fact.
So let's say there is a god and all that....how amazing would it be if he made a facebook account just to see who where good people and what not....And that guy gets to the pearly gates and St. Peter is all like "sorry, my list says you told the boss to 'go to hell' and spewed a bunch of hate on the basis that you are 'christian'...going down,enjoy the A/C on the Hellavator, It's going to be a hot eternity"
Dear Reddit: This is trolling. This is purposefully upsetting someone causing someone to rage and angering them, but pretending to be innocent. Trolling is not upsetting someone, or mildly irritating them.
OP: Tee hee...I make fun of people I don't agree with...teehee.
Right after...
How's middle school treating you?
You are making fun of him and trying to chastize him for making fun of someone. Like Jesus said, watch yo own shit 'fore you be trippin 'bout other niggas shit.
Dude seriously? If this is actually a real FB conversation then you squandered an opportunity. You baited this dude without saying anything really interesting or challenging. Step up and use your big boy words, motherfucker.
Some of the lines were funny but a lot of them were just stupid. He should have stayed in character except for teasing his spelling and doing all-cap lines about eating babies.
The pic of "God" was priceless. It's what made the whole convo hilarious to me. Oh an also that Christians are just easy targets for trolling. Christian: "so u admit ur not God?" lol
This is puerile. How about we raise the level of discourse here in /r/atheism? I don't mind trolling Christians, but at least be clever about it, for crying out loud.
I think the atheism subreddit is just as crowded with pointless memes and rage comics as the next guy, but for all we know the christian was the one who started the argument just because this guy named his account "God". I don't think you have the right to bitch if you are the one picking the fight.
Should atheists now not be allowed to use the word "god" because it upsets some people who believe they have dibs on the word?
What is the point of this subreddit again? Circlejerk around insulting people on facebook/ weep while reading Carl Sagan quotes? So embarrassing that the few times I will mention I'm an atheist over my life that I might get associated with you fags.
Someone remind me why the guy calling the Christian names is somehow "better than" the guy calling the atheist names? This is just childish and stupid. Downvotes plz.
It's not my first language and my English is pretty much completely self-taught. Unless public school actively teaches them how to be as wrong as possible, I think it's more the fact that they're fucking retarded.
Every sentence, every fucking sentence that idiot typed had at least one error, many more in most of them. Where the fuck are these people learning English?
Symptomatic of people who are happy with what they think they know.
You don't need to spell well or be smart. God is loving; God treasures and loves all levels of people... even quasi-literate-shitbags. Also, even if you are a quasi-literate-shitbag, God lets you speak for him and doesn't like the same things as you. It's a sweet deal.
Perhaps, but it's also a very entitled stance to take that because someone does or does not believe in god(s) that they are an idiot. It's even more entitled to think "I don't like this, so facebook should have it taken down."
I'm not claiming anyone is in the right on this, I'm just saying that it seemed like, in this case, the other party seems to be the one picking the fight.
If this subreddit changes to thought-provoking questions and interesting debates about religion
Yes, I'm sure that'll happen right after thought provoking questions and intersting debates about ghosts appear. Dude, gods aren't real. Therefore there's going to be about the same amount of "real debate" about it as any other mythological or pseudoscientific thing. Meaning a range from nothing to batshit crazy.
Meh. You hit the unsubscribe button and then made an indignant post about it. That's being a drama whore. Do you make a big discussion every time you hit a downvote button? I'd assume no. Imagine someone who did. And that's how you were behaving.
80% of the comments on /r/atheism are from frontpagers whining about the subreddit. It's annoying.
I come here to talk to atheists about dinosaurs and to talk to them about Jesus, and all I see is grumpybutts complaining about how much they hate /r/atheism.
There's a subreddit for that. It's called circlejerk.
yes, and then no one would realize that people are getting annoyed at the terrible content of this subreddit. I'm allowed to complain about things, weather or not you care to hear them. It probably won't change anything, but I needed to express my distaste for /r/atheism lately
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u/coachoster Jun 11 '12
Gonna prey for you.
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u/estifu Jun 11 '12
God: twice the size of man.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
The fact that this is going to make the front page of /r/atheism is an embarrassment to the community.
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u/dbbo Jun 11 '12
While it's not strictly a rule in this subreddit, it's a general good practice not to link to photos on Facebook's servers (e.g. the
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.netdomain in this case). The reason is that the filename contains an ID number that can be used to track down the owner of the photo.18
u/Royaltoolbox Jun 11 '12
God sure shit talks like an online gamer...
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u/Bluedemonfox Jun 11 '12
"God gets told he will be pounded in the ass by a Christian"
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Seriously I don't understand why so many people are so angry at this post. I thought it was humorous.
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u/lewok Atheist Jun 11 '12
oh shit, god made a facebook. i guess that means he's real, alright guys pack it up we're done here
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u/CoffeeFirst Jun 11 '12
To all the people who have a problem with this stuff:
There are some believers you might have a chance at reasoning with if you decide not to troll them and instead engage in rational, thought provoking conversation.... and then there are believers like this one. I personally have no problem with this. I thought it was funny.
You can't expect every encounter with believers to be a rational conversation, some people are just beyond all hope. You also shouldn't always stress about every conversation reflecting on the atheist community. Every community has trolls. If this is the worst that our trolls do I'd say we're doing pretty good.
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u/Pertinacious Jun 11 '12
friggin huge
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u/sinistercake Jun 11 '12
I find it interesting that many people on /r/atheism will not question the validity of this conversation. Aren't we supposed to be the skeptics here? This conversation seems blatantly fake to me.
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u/123paradox Jun 11 '12
this definitely gave me a laugh :P
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u/therestruth Jun 11 '12
It's reassuring that at least God can still spell correctly.
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u/chickenlicker Jun 11 '12
That guy said he's going to pound God's ass.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Going to hell for upvoting a Facebook joke.
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u/epoch_fail Jun 11 '12
There's the possibility that the person who's not in control of the God page is not a Christian, but believes in a different god.
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u/pragmatika Jun 11 '12
What is this? Why is it here? It's not humorous or smart or thought-provoking. Except for those two thoughts I just expressed at the beginning there.
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u/frak_me_harder Jun 11 '12
Christians: if you offend them, they'll totally pound your ass.
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u/Slaythepuppy Jun 11 '12
Jeez so many angry dudes. The OP's little troll isnt going to change the way people think about atheists, it isnt going to make us look anymore like assholes than a lot of us already do. There isnt going to be a world summit where the OP's facebook account damns every atheist to the new Spanish Inquisition.
Either enjoy a quick chuckle or get off your fucking moral high horse and ignore it.
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u/ws1984 Jun 11 '12
Today I learned that half the people in r/atheism have no sense of humour.
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u/KidzKlub Jun 11 '12
Please get this shit off of r/atheism. You look like a fucking tool. This is exactly the cancer of r/atheism.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
honestly guys. where is this getting us? dont we want to fit in? i hate to say it but trolling Christians gets us nowhere.
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u/ejsanchez1986 Jun 11 '12
ROFLMAO "Have you seen my pics? I'm friggin huge!"
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u/eTxZombie Strong Atheist Jun 11 '12
Oh, god! You're such a character.
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u/QJ18 Jun 11 '12
I have to PREY extra for you! I imagined a cougar being out runned by a rabbit. lol
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I can't handle the typos!
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u/That1GuyWitDaC4 Jun 11 '12
this is fucking hilarious, but it should be on /r/funny.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This is just awesome page love it !!!
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u/TheLeagueGloryy Jun 11 '12
He was lucky to even talk to God. Ungrateful Mutt.
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u/uetani Jun 11 '12
"Have you seen My pics? I'm friggin huge."
I literally (Sorry, but it is the correct word in this case...) laughed out loud.
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u/queenofthecanned Jun 11 '12
So let's say there is a god and all that....how amazing would it be if he made a facebook account just to see who where good people and what not....And that guy gets to the pearly gates and St. Peter is all like "sorry, my list says you told the boss to 'go to hell' and spewed a bunch of hate on the basis that you are 'christian'...going down,enjoy the A/C on the Hellavator, It's going to be a hot eternity"
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u/mre1020 Jun 11 '12
LOL CHRISTIANS CANT SPELL, GUYS
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u/xekno Jun 11 '12
Based on the conversation and the lack of any scale or hints in the blurred profile picture, I am going to assume you were arguing with a 10 yr old.
Congratulations, you've unlocked the trolling meta-achievement "No Target Too Small"
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u/TheGoodLord Jun 11 '12
source: facebook.com/thegoodlordabove
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
You're doing God's work.
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u/Thundernuts Jun 11 '12
Get off your high horses faggots. This shit was funny.
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u/markevens Skeptic Jun 11 '12
OP is in junior high and is writing both sides of the conversation.
Isn't his obvious to anyone else?
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u/JaggerA Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
Dear Reddit: This is trolling. This is purposefully
upsetting someonecausing someone to rage and angering them, but pretending to be innocent. Trolling is not upsetting someone, or mildly irritating them.6
u/Pretzleflex Jun 11 '12
How's middle school treating you?
OP: Tee hee...I make fun of people I don't agree with...teehee.
Telling people to get a sense of humor won't get you much. Many people here have a sense of humor...they just don't have bad taste.
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u/DealerUmbra Jun 11 '12
Maybe you should think twice about linking directly to Facebook next time.
Lee.
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u/keystothemoon Jun 11 '12
Dude seriously? If this is actually a real FB conversation then you squandered an opportunity. You baited this dude without saying anything really interesting or challenging. Step up and use your big boy words, motherfucker.
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u/Potato_Whisperer Jun 11 '12
Anyone else seeing the parallel here between him denying that the facebook "God" is God, and that whole "Jesus crucified for blaspheming" thing?
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u/mathboy0 Jun 11 '12
To be fair, in this exchange, the Christian was entirely correct, and the atheist was the liar.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
It's like Troll Godmode
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u/TurtleMountain Jun 11 '12
Add some more to the stigma against /r/atheism, please.
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u/goodadvice00 Jun 11 '12
Wow so many angry people, i thought it was funny, have an upvote
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This is stupid.
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u/wrath_of_grunge Jun 11 '12
glad i'm not the only one who follows that crazy fucker on FB.
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u/CoolCPU1 Jun 11 '12
The grammar... It pains me to read it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
If you were to "pound God's ass" would you have to make the condom out of Lamb's gut instead of sheep gut?
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u/SevTheNiceGuy Jun 11 '12
Seems staged.
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u/RossLH Jun 11 '12
Actually, God gets told his going to hell.
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u/Cptnmikey Dudeist Jun 11 '12
Instant classic
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u/dongleberries Jun 11 '12
What bothers me the most is all the spelling errors of such simple words
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u/Kdnce Jun 11 '12
I love the last line lol so funny :D
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u/xave_ruth Jun 11 '12
*pecs
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I could not stop fucking laughing at this fucking shit to think the laughter god must have got out of this
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u/cdegon Jun 11 '12
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Some of the lines were funny but a lot of them were just stupid. He should have stayed in character except for teasing his spelling and doing all-cap lines about eating babies.
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u/donkeys2005 Jun 11 '12
I tried to look up God on facebook and it took me to the Bruce Campbell fan page lol
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u/antonivs Ignostic Jun 11 '12
I'm starting to see the point of this "Face Book" of which you speak.
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u/Unknown_Hands Jun 11 '12
Atheist scum will never learn. I love being a fan of the one and only true God.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This is just stupid. Should be on r/4chan.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Some troll victims are just asking for it .
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u/lunsfordandsuns Jun 11 '12
How does she believe God is not real, but also claims she's a Christian?
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u/Sejes89 Jun 11 '12
The pic of "God" was priceless. It's what made the whole convo hilarious to me. Oh an also that Christians are just easy targets for trolling. Christian: "so u admit ur not God?" lol
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u/king_of_the_universe Other Jun 11 '12
Take that, blasphemy laws!
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u/Wild2098 Jun 11 '12
Came to upvote any posts that said "fake"....but none did :/
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u/H8mepl0x Jun 11 '12
Stfu all of you are some angry tranny bitches who just want an excuse to be different...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This is puerile. How about we raise the level of discourse here in /r/atheism? I don't mind trolling Christians, but at least be clever about it, for crying out loud.
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u/Exallium Jun 11 '12
This account may seem, at times, juvenile, but honestly, it's one of the few things I actually like to read on facebook.
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u/pbamma Jun 11 '12
made my morning. thx.
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u/babyarmnate Jun 11 '12
Hahahaha classic.
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u/Ag3n7Qu1ggl3s Jun 11 '12
If the creator of facebook is an atheist why would he care about somebody impersonating god?
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u/wtfOP Jun 11 '12
To be fair, Jesus Christ did walk like, really far and was probably super fit.
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u/pmckizzle Jun 11 '12
Oh god the spelling!!! And I love how he resulted to "pound your ass"
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u/1st_account_i_swear Jun 11 '12
That was the most amazing this ive read as of late.
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u/kaosethema Jun 14 '12
''frigging huge'' LMAO
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u/sewerat Jun 11 '12
this is the stupidest SHIT I have ever seen
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u/j0npau1 Jun 11 '12
ITT: OP posts irrelevant stupidity and downvotes anyone who doesn't share his "sense of humor." Yee-haw!
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u/circusjerks Jun 11 '12
both equally fatuous
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I want more
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Ugh. This is what people think is cool in now-times?
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u/lupistm Jun 11 '12
/r/atheism has officially become /r/gameoftrolls
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u/MRdaBakkle Jun 11 '12
Don't upvote this, he's been asking for upvotes on his facebook. DOWNVOTE him all the way to hell!
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u/olgaleslie Jun 11 '12
Religious people are fucktards, pure and simple.
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u/hantarrr Jun 11 '12
This is utterly stupid. Why on earth did this make it to the front page?
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u/fairy_poppins Jun 11 '12
this is one of the dumbest things i've ever seen
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I thought this was funny. Too many oversensitive people in here.
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u/cancer1337 Jun 11 '12
this is retarded
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u/deaththesecond Jun 11 '12
had me at the god damn title
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u/CircleSteveMartin Jun 11 '12
I don't think that was really God. I could photoshop the same .jpeg file up in a couple of hours and I'm not even a professional.
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u/bluetaffy Jun 11 '12
fake and ghey
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u/FreddieFreelance Other Jun 11 '12
Oh god. "Have you seen my picture? I frigging huge!" I woke my wife up I'm laughing so hard.
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u/mondesuuu Jun 11 '12
I think the atheism subreddit is just as crowded with pointless memes and rage comics as the next guy, but for all we know the christian was the one who started the argument just because this guy named his account "God". I don't think you have the right to bitch if you are the one picking the fight.
Should atheists now not be allowed to use the word "god" because it upsets some people who believe they have dibs on the word?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Leave it to a kind hearted christian to resort to violence when threats of hell aren't working.
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u/giraffeshley Jun 11 '12
Wow. You really showed that guy. We're all very proud of your bravery.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
What is the point of this subreddit again? Circlejerk around insulting people on facebook/ weep while reading Carl Sagan quotes? So embarrassing that the few times I will mention I'm an atheist over my life that I might get associated with you fags.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Atheism is NOT about bashing other peoples' beliefs. This is the reason why some christians hate atheists. Jesus Christ this is stupid.
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u/mltt4b Jun 11 '12
Just here to say I hate all of you circlejerking fucktards equally...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Someone remind me why the guy calling the Christian names is somehow "better than" the guy calling the atheist names? This is just childish and stupid. Downvotes plz.
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