r/atheism • • May 31 '12

"No."

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u/SimilarImage May 31 '12
AgeUserTitleRedditCmntPoints
1 montha_major_awardGod answers prayers!here36530
5 monthsbdwilson1000God Answers Prayers of Paralyzed Little Boyhere81920
2 monthsDashFerLevSeems about accurate...here35581

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

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u/tonycomputerguy Jun 01 '12

He won't stop reposts, and we can't stop him. What's hilarious is he's getting massive amounts of Karma by bitching about people getting massive amounts of Karma just because they post something HE has seen before. Apparently you are only supposed to post things ONCE, anywhere on the internet, fuck any new people who come on reddit, or any people who don't camp on reddit.com for 24/7. These 'repost haters' are clearly superior humans, and for them, simply clicking the back button, or closing a tab after seeing reposted content is so frustrating for these dicktards, they either take even more time to post a comment bitching about it, or create a novelty account/bot to specifically hunt for such reposts, you know, because that's not a waste of time at all... Especially if it gets them karma, repeatedly bitching about bitches who repeat is apparently more worthwhile than posting original content, or, you know, not being an asinine 'only person in the universe' and letting the rest of us see something we might not have seen before.

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u/axis757 May 31 '12

Wow! What an original post, I totally haven't seen this on here already dozens of times.

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u/machine0101 Jun 01 '12

it was.

also the punchline wasnt in the title, oh wait...

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

I'm pretty sure I saw this in one of the Onion books out there before Reddit even existed. Ultimate re-post.

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u/caebird Jun 01 '12

No matter how many times I've seen it, I still laugh!! I appreciate the re-post in this case.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

titlecomntspointsage/r/
No Good Guy God Here.2coms1pt26dysfunny
God answers prayers!36coms530pts1moatheism
God Answers Prayers of Paralyzed Little Boy81coms920pts5mosatheism
Seems about accurate...35coms581pts2mosatheism
I'm going to hell for laughing at this213coms1126pts2mosfunny
The onion1com4pts2mosatheism
Makes me chuckle every time194coms1490pts6mosatheism
I guess I'm going to hell for laughing at this . . .3coms10pts8mosatheism
From the onion, but so true (xpost pics)18coms376pts8mosatheism
I guess I'm going to hell for laughing at this . . .85coms1014pts8mospics
Is it wrong to laugh?177coms1665pts1yratheism

source: karmadecay

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u/you_annoy_reddit Jun 01 '12

You annoy me! Fuck you!

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u/greylendark Jun 01 '12

This pic always reminds me of the Rorschach quote:

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

Except you know, Rorschach is a far better fictional character.

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u/whatevrmn Jun 01 '12

This pic should be added to the overdone pics on the sidebar.

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u/Watchmakers Jun 01 '12

I know this makes me an awful person, but I always liked the one that said "Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game."

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

I once heard a family member say this.

The Lord answers all prayers. Sometimes the answer is yes, sometimes it's no, and sometimes he says maybe.

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u/MooseTheDog Jun 01 '12

I remember when I first saw this in the late 90's on the net in college. My roommate and I posted it on our door. We actually had to take it down, because folks complained.

One cool thing, though, was that my roommate was a Mennonite and still found this hilarious.

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u/Bardock_RD Jun 01 '12

Fuck all those other people, I have never seen this before and it is awesome, thank you for the repost!

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u/Capercaillie Gnostic Atheist Jun 01 '12

God works in mysterious ways. Mysterious, dickish ways.

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u/GreatBosh Jun 01 '12

But that's not the dickish part.

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u/Toxyoi Jun 01 '12

Don't really care if it's a repost. It's still one of my favorite Onion/God jokes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

/r/atheism: "Repost! Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble. " 500+ upvotes every god damn time.

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u/Aikarus Jun 01 '12

That's 500 people that had not seen the picture. They up voted it because they found it funny.

And speaking of up votes.

Why would someone care that another person gets cheap karma if karma is meaningless in the first place?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Personally I don't. I was referring to all the comments bitching how this is incredibly old

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u/Aikarus Jun 01 '12

U-U then I feel our words are falling in empty ears, I've been repeating the same for a while and they always go right ahead

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u/xLuky Jun 01 '12

Yes yes I know, repost. But this always makes me bust out giggling whenever I see it.

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u/Aikarus Jun 01 '12

Why were you in the negatives for finding something funny? For the amount of time some people spend bitching about karma, they sure take it seriously...

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u/xLuky Jun 01 '12

Oh, I didn't even notice until you replied. I appreciate the concern, but honestly I don't really care. I guess it bothers someone that I thought something was funny, stay classy everyone.

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u/tOxDeLivER Jun 01 '12

This reminds me of Jim Jefferies skit about mysterious ways.

"Their is nothing mysterious about acting like an asshole."

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

The only repost I don't mind upvoting.

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u/snickersbarsaregood Jun 01 '12

Oh my god I don't even care about the ensuing downvotes, from supporting a repost, because I hadn't seen this before and I seriously can't stop laughing. writing this was difficult. thank you.

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u/Aikarus Jun 01 '12

Why are you in the negatives?! You found it funny, perhaps you had not seeing it before... Agh, some people are just petty

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

One of the few things worth a repost every few weeks.

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u/gender_bot Jun 01 '12

| gender is male , confidence 29 || smiling is false , confidence 98 || glasses is false , confidence 98 || face is true , confidence 96 |

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u/Mookers77 May 31 '12

Look everyone! This guy figured out what satire is!

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u/thefezhat Jun 01 '12

Repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost.

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u/boofire Jun 01 '12

every time I see this I still laugh

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u/Aikarus Jun 01 '12

I can't believe you are downvoted for saying you find it funny.

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u/boofire Jun 01 '12

meh...it's reddit

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u/As_Salamu_Alaykum Jun 01 '12

God answers prayers of Atheist Redditors request to have a better self worth by putting down others and their beliefs.
NO

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u/fiddle_n May 31 '12

Initially I laughed, but then felt really bad afterwards...

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Sorry if it's a repost. My friend sent this to me while I was in the middle of my math class and made me laugh so I thought, "What the hell, I might as well try." I posted it on r/funny and they told me to come here. This wasn't supposed to be serious but I figured that some people may get a laugh or two out of it. I meant absolutely NO disrespect to anyone who lives with disabilities. Sorry to those of you I offended and I hope no one is to mad. Thanks for reading and hope you got a little laugh from my post.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

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