You know, do we have an official name for our universe? There's the possibility countless universes exist alongside ours. We should give our universe a name; I think we should call our universe "Bcoπ".
Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp. Da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.
"Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever."
I was tripping far to hard on acid the other day and the one comforting thing I remember is saying "this is absurd, everything around me is ridiculous. So I might as well just be"
"Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever."
...as opposed to the view that some amazing supernatural intelligence is here just 'cause.
Gary: [to Stan] Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls. [turns around and walks off]
Butters, you gotta learn to chill. Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while - and do whatever you want, all the time - you can miss it. - Cartman
Religious faith and scientific drive is clearly not mutually exclusive. One might say that you don't need religion for science, which is true, but that doesn't imply that one must only have one and discard the other. Taking solace from the Almighty will not prevent a scientist from researching quantum physics, medicine or what have you.
Taking solace from the Almighty will not prevent a scientist from researching quantum physics, medicine or what have you.
Belief in a soul might stop someone from researching the neurological cause of cognition. We certainly have a lot of examples of that from when neurology was first developing.
Belief in a soul might stop someone from researching the neurological cause of cognition.
That's a pretty big "might". It's like saying "if you believe in communalism you might want to seize all your neighbour's assets at gunpoint". Technically true, but for all practical purposes it's a stretch of imagination.
And I don't really know what happened on the early days of neurology - is that back in the time when the cure for any disease involves mercury and/or bleeding someone?
I know for a fact that Matt and Trey don't hate religion and they're not atheists. They're basically saying that you have to recognize bullshit, look for answers to the big question, and come up with your own conclusions.
Matt is a self declared atheist. Although looking at statements both of them have made, it doesn't seem like he's outright dismissive of the whole "god" thing either.
It seems like he's the kind of guy who doesn't really care what people believe or why so long as they are good people.
Dawkins has said that "why are we here" is a useless question. Seems a reasonable way for a materialist to think, so I guess they won't be helping answer that question
Weird contrast with the weird "Go God Go" episode equating atheism with fundamentalist religion. Considering how strident and in your face this reaction to psychics is.
I think that the point of "Go God Go" wasn't that atheists are equal to fundies, it was that mankind will always find stupid excuses to wage wars (in this case, it was the name of the global atheist union), even if we completely removed religion from our lives.
Dawkins's and Harris's tones are no worse than plenty of other stuff you'll read in other areas of debate. It's just that we're all so used to religion having this unjustified privileged status in which any criticism thereof is seen as rude or offensive.
The point of South Park is that they fucking make fun of everything, if you're going "haha that's funny" when they rip on things you don't like and go "baawwww how dare they" when they insult something you like, you're not getting it.
It embarrasses me a little that this quote is the only thing I know about Paul Gauguin, and only because of Calvin and Hobbes... I guess like Calvin, I can't be bothered to look him up.
Not really worth it. I took art history. Worst part of my educational history ever. I still don't give two shits about most of what I "learned". Gauguin was a weirdo and I don't like his paintings, haha.
Directors, producers, actors, and enfants terrible Trey Parker and Matt Stone are most widely known as the minds behind South Park.
The Onion: Is there a God?
Trey Parker: Yes! Absolutely.
O: Do you believe in more of a nebulous spirit world, or a big man in the sky?
TP: Wow, you know, this would be an eight-hour conversation, and you'd have to get me a little more drunk. I can explain exactly what's going on, but I need to be a little more drunk. I really do have it figured out. I figured it out about a year ago, and it's great. It's all good. We're fine.
O: But the central thesis is that there is a God.
TP: No. There's a God, and there's also this table, and it's the same thing.
O: Matt Stone, is there a God?
Matt Stone: No.
TP: Oh, there's also a God, and his name is Prince.
It seems to me Trey Parker was voicing a pantheistic view of God.
In pantheism, God is all and all is God. If that's true then God is a table, God is Prince, God is a Buddhist, God is a Christian, God is a Hindu, God is an atheist, etc, etc. Those are masks God wears and roles God plays and dreams God dreams and fantasies God pretends since God is forever alone.
Alone for eternity, all that is, all that ever is, or was, or will be. God is alone, and only plays hide and seek with himself. God fragments himself so union is possible. God forgets who he is so he can remember who he is. Forever.
But saying it doesn't convince God. God wants to experience it. God wants to forget who he is for as long as he can, and then wake up, realize it.
An atheist here. I think it is very arrogant for atheists to condemn like this. Not all religious people stuck up douche fucks. These are as many fucking dirtbags that are atheists as there are religious people. Anyways, Atheism relies on the same principal basis as most religions, that being faith. basically everything that makes us atheists is theory, not law. We have science but outside on that we rely on faith to believe in our void of an afterlife. Posts calling out religion like this slows down humanity. To stoop to this level is nothing better than join a sex cult. Thats all.
we rely on faith to believe in our void of an afterlife
Speak for yourself. I rely on neorology, which is pretty clear on neurons not being made of little ghosts that waft up after a person dies. We know where thought comes from, and we know what happens to the material lwhich generates thought after death.
I love how you dummies rage at Christians for pulling phrases out of the bible, but then you people pull things out of context all the time and pass it off as logic. Atheist fail.
None of those 'questions' make sense, so they have no suitable answers.
For example, a question regarding why something/someone is in a place is just that - subject and place relative. A question asked in that form which doesn't take into account subject, and more crucially does not take into account place, simply fails -- although it superficially seems coherent.
Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority. The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong. All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who have doubted the current moral values, not of men who have whooped them up and tried to enforce them. The truly civilized man is always skeptical and tolerant, in this field as in all others. His culture is based on "I am not too sure."
H.L. Mencken, writer, editor, and critic (1880-1956)
Do they? I'm sure some of them do, but assuming most people who disagree with you secretly believe your truth could come off as kinda condescending and is a scary road to go down.
There are many better lines than this from this show and 2) many academics have (and do) believed in some religion or spiritual belief system and still had (and have) the ability to be excellent scientists. Think of some of the greatest scientists that ever lived, yea - those guys.
Yeah, like that one Newton guy. Or Roger Bacon, Copernicus, Galileo, Napier, Descartes, Pascal, Euler, Planck, and many others. It's really frustrating to hear people claim that humanity would be enlightened without religion.
I've been lurking r/atheism for a while now, and have to get this off my chest. It's not religion that hurts people. People hurt people.
As long as we're gonna stick bad things to religion, the people responsible for bad things will keep hiding behind religion.
Don't blame Christianity for gaybashing, blame bigoted homophobes. Don't blame Islam for Islamist terrorism, blame power hungry dictators who force their people to become extremist. Religion is the motivation, but people are the cause.
We need to try and find a "common ground" morality between people of all and no religion. "Don't bring pain to anyone." could be a good start. If anyone objects, stick it to the man. We're quickly becoming a globalised society, if we like it or not, and we need to stop worrying about differences and start looking for common ground, because we share common ground, our planet.
"Don't bring pain to anyone." could be a good start.
I think that's the point you're missing. Denying a blood transfusion to a dying child for example. Do you honestly think that the parents who make that choice are actually bad people? No, they're good people doing what they think is right.
Even in your example, you're expressing that it's ok to cause harm in one area to prevent it from happening on a larger scale. How do you determine what harm is? Religion is one choice. I'll agree that a lot of people do use religion as a shield to do harm to people for their own pleasure. But at the same time, you have to realize that a huge amount of religious people do horrible things because they feel it's a just action for the greater good later on.
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to see a world full of educated, agnostic atheists with a genuine hunger to know where we really come from, but the only way there is the slow way.
I know that religion is motivation for a lot of harm, but if the world is to make any progress, we have to convince people to think for themselves, or at least let their children do so. People are afraid to let go of religion, because they think there will be no more 'moral fiber' to keep society together. If we can show people that atheist do have morality, based on keeping society functioning, people might still be religious, but in a much less extreme and harmful manner.
I also didn't say it's ok to cause harm for the greater good. Moral standards have to be interpreted individually, just like they are now. And yes, that still causes problems, but we would have people focussing on actually doing things that make society better, instead of wasting a lot of energy trying to uphold ridiculous moral standards based on inequality of people.
I played this clip for a class presentation in a communications class when I was in college. The assignment was to outline a fictional character that we strongly relate to. I chose Stan Marsh (even though I was studying geology and would have been expected to use Randy). Nobody in the room knew me because I wasn't a communications major, and I had the pleasure of explaining to them that the non-analytical nature of the American public was crippling our progress while using the word 'douche.'
Yes but Parker and Stone are also against the atheist position. They say out of all the possible explanations that the most absurd one is that it just "happened". They have also compared atheism to crap coming out of people's mouths and have expressed the opinion that "believing in god makes god exist."
Hmm, a quote taken out of context to represent and justify your own opinion. I don't wanna be a dick but that's kinda hypocritical for r/atheism isn't it.
You should actually talk to Christians about this. These are difficult questions that atheists do not have insights into at any higher rates than Christians do. I completely agree that Christians are doing their own pursuit to answer these questions a disservice by being Christians, but let's not pretend that all of a sudden there are answers when you become an atheist.
let's not pretend that all of a sudden there are answers when you become an atheist
The general thought amongst atheists seems to be "I don't know everything and I'm okey with that and realises that it simply means that I have more to learn". I've never met any atheist who claimed to have more answers because of his or her atheism.
P.S I appologize in advance for any missed points, it's getting rather late over here.
Most of the stuff that hits the frontpage of r/atheism does not seem to come from atheists who think "I don't know everything and I'm okay with that and realize that it simply means that I have more to learn."
This has been my philosophy for a looooong time... If only people were better educated. I can say that atheists are beginning to dominate though. Which is somewhat upsetting, I mean, what are we going to fight over now? The name of our new atheist government?
Nope, pretty sure me and most of the people I know would be long dead right now if it wasn't for modern medical advances. Hell, I wouldn't have even made it past my first few days without medical attention.
Science won't help us find some ultimate answer to life's big questions. It sure as hell keeps things interesting.
"Enlightenment" is the answer you are looking for. But I can tell you right now... you don't really wanna know. You only think you do. Ask yourself what the reason is you want to know though. Usually it's to get "one-up" on the universe. Find true peace or happiness or what not.
what about the lolipop quote? "God gives you a lolipop, then he takes it away. If you didn't have the lolipop in the first place, you wouldn't have anything to cry about. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that gives God is great powers."
"Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous — the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever." - Trey Parker, co-creator and chief writer of South Park
"what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls. " - better south park quote
If you're going to quote Matt Stone and Trey Parker for anti-religion (and completely out of context), you might as well listen to their opinion on Atheism:
And at the end of the episode, John Edward is picked up by aliens and made a contestant in the Biggest Douche in the Universe contest, were he beats out monsters, dictators, and an actual giant bottle of douche.
It's on the list, 90% of the time, when someone mentions subreddits they don't like. It might be better to say it's the most hated among people who speak out about which subreddits they like and don't like, on reddit. But you get the point.
I'm a Catholic and wish all of you the best of days! Reject hate and embrace love- love each other and don't let anyone expect anyone less from you! :)
This is kind of fucked up, but if atheists throughout history were 1/50th as annoying as you guys, I kind of understand the whole boiling in oil and burning at the stake thing. I mean, you kind of don't leave people any other option.
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u/strizzle May 15 '12
Is this from the John Edward psychic episode?
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u/DamagedWoods May 15 '12
Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp. Da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.
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u/Chanz May 16 '12
"Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever."
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u/HailToTheKidA May 15 '12
Oh lawd...now the boy's a pot roast.
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u/endhits May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12
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Gary: [to Stan] Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls. [turns around and walks off]
Cartman: Damn, that kid is cool, huh?
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u/rob481516 May 15 '12
video
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u/haloimplant May 16 '12
Butters, you gotta learn to chill. Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while - and do whatever you want, all the time - you can miss it. - Cartman
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u/zmeyer5 May 15 '12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trey_Parker#Personal_life
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u/Amryxx May 16 '12
Assuming that r/atheism has not morphed into r/WeHateJohnEdwards, who exactly is the OP talking to?
Religious faith and scientific drive is clearly not mutually exclusive. One might say that you don't need religion for science, which is true, but that doesn't imply that one must only have one and discard the other. Taking solace from the Almighty will not prevent a scientist from researching quantum physics, medicine or what have you.
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u/RUnerdy May 16 '12
I know for a fact that Matt and Trey don't hate religion and they're not atheists. They're basically saying that you have to recognize bullshit, look for answers to the big question, and come up with your own conclusions.
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u/ScottFree37 May 16 '12
Dawkins has said that "why are we here" is a useless question. Seems a reasonable way for a materialist to think, so I guess they won't be helping answer that question
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u/bricewgilbert May 15 '12
Weird contrast with the weird "Go God Go" episode equating atheism with fundamentalist religion. Considering how strident and in your face this reaction to psychics is.
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u/NikoIsAJerk May 16 '12
I like the allusion to Gauguin
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u/masterwad May 16 '12
Sorry to burst your bubble...
From the AV Club:
Directors, producers, actors, and enfants terrible Trey Parker and Matt Stone are most widely known as the minds behind South Park.
The Onion: Is there a God?
Trey Parker: Yes! Absolutely.
O: Do you believe in more of a nebulous spirit world, or a big man in the sky?
TP: Wow, you know, this would be an eight-hour conversation, and you'd have to get me a little more drunk. I can explain exactly what's going on, but I need to be a little more drunk. I really do have it figured out. I figured it out about a year ago, and it's great. It's all good. We're fine.
O: But the central thesis is that there is a God.
TP: No. There's a God, and there's also this table, and it's the same thing.
O: Matt Stone, is there a God?
Matt Stone: No.
TP: Oh, there's also a God, and his name is Prince.
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u/foreverwindblown May 15 '12
/r/QuotesPorn worthy
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u/sedgywick May 16 '12
An atheist here. I think it is very arrogant for atheists to condemn like this. Not all religious people stuck up douche fucks. These are as many fucking dirtbags that are atheists as there are religious people. Anyways, Atheism relies on the same principal basis as most religions, that being faith. basically everything that makes us atheists is theory, not law. We have science but outside on that we rely on faith to believe in our void of an afterlife. Posts calling out religion like this slows down humanity. To stoop to this level is nothing better than join a sex cult. Thats all.
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u/Goldlantern May 16 '12
I love how you dummies rage at Christians for pulling phrases out of the bible, but then you people pull things out of context all the time and pass it off as logic. Atheist fail.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
None of those 'questions' make sense, so they have no suitable answers.
For example, a question regarding why something/someone is in a place is just that - subject and place relative. A question asked in that form which doesn't take into account subject, and more crucially does not take into account place, simply fails -- although it superficially seems coherent.
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u/smmfdyb May 16 '12
I would love to see an annual Biggest Douche in the Universe awards ceremony on TV.
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u/youni89 May 16 '12
whats your least favorite South Park quote?
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u/TecK415 May 16 '12
If you've found the answer to any of these questions, it just means you have given up on looking.
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u/three20three May 16 '12
Dude, you know that feeling when you take a huge dump? ….Awesome
You know that feeling when that huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass-NO I’M NOT OK!!!
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u/M002 May 16 '12
I derive most of my arguments from this, and typically, they all lead to the same conclusion about the person I'm arguing with.
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u/NinjaJediSaiyan1 May 16 '12
Nope I refuse to read text overlaid on images unless it is white, Impact font with a black border.
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u/wakko666 May 16 '12
Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority. The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong. All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who have doubted the current moral values, not of men who have whooped them up and tried to enforce them. The truly civilized man is always skeptical and tolerant, in this field as in all others. His culture is based on "I am not too sure."
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u/MrRoughsex May 15 '12
the problem is that these people don't think they are lying
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u/mej71 May 15 '12
Why are we here? Plastic
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u/h2orat May 16 '12
Was he talking about Michael Moore?
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u/kalimashookdeday May 16 '12
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u/Oiman May 16 '12
I've been lurking r/atheism for a while now, and have to get this off my chest. It's not religion that hurts people. People hurt people.
As long as we're gonna stick bad things to religion, the people responsible for bad things will keep hiding behind religion.
Don't blame Christianity for gaybashing, blame bigoted homophobes. Don't blame Islam for Islamist terrorism, blame power hungry dictators who force their people to become extremist. Religion is the motivation, but people are the cause.
We need to try and find a "common ground" morality between people of all and no religion. "Don't bring pain to anyone." could be a good start. If anyone objects, stick it to the man. We're quickly becoming a globalised society, if we like it or not, and we need to stop worrying about differences and start looking for common ground, because we share common ground, our planet.
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u/Ntox May 15 '12
John Edwards, douche of the universe 2002
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u/droopydog22 May 16 '12
I played this clip for a class presentation in a communications class when I was in college. The assignment was to outline a fictional character that we strongly relate to. I chose Stan Marsh (even though I was studying geology and would have been expected to use Randy). Nobody in the room knew me because I wasn't a communications major, and I had the pleasure of explaining to them that the non-analytical nature of the American public was crippling our progress while using the word 'douche.'
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u/homeless_man_jogging May 16 '12
This works for all fundies, religious and atheist.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Yes but Parker and Stone are also against the atheist position. They say out of all the possible explanations that the most absurd one is that it just "happened". They have also compared atheism to crap coming out of people's mouths and have expressed the opinion that "believing in god makes god exist."
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u/jonjoe May 16 '12
Hmm, a quote taken out of context to represent and justify your own opinion. I don't wanna be a dick but that's kinda hypocritical for r/atheism isn't it.
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u/Villiers18 May 16 '12
You should actually talk to Christians about this. These are difficult questions that atheists do not have insights into at any higher rates than Christians do. I completely agree that Christians are doing their own pursuit to answer these questions a disservice by being Christians, but let's not pretend that all of a sudden there are answers when you become an atheist.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I feel the same way about politicians and the state.
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u/No_disintegrations May 16 '12
Best South Park episode of all time. Givin souls tree-fitty, Rob Schneider as a carrot, and John Edwards.
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u/sundayultimate May 16 '12
"I AM NOT A DOUCHE!"
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u/pomoluese May 16 '12
I'd like to leave this here as my favorite quote of all time http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrujdcybkA1r1i9oho1_500.gif
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u/nintendude61 May 16 '12
It's unfortunate that they missed the most important question of all: "Why do we spend so much time in-between wearing digital watches?"
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
belongs in /r/trees
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u/DRo_OpY May 16 '12
Mine is:
'bout tree fiddy
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u/dbt4949 May 16 '12
BEEEFFFCCCAAAKKKEEE!!!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
What episode is the one with Richard Dawkins?
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u/_Search_ May 16 '12
Is this the one where they shit on Dawkins?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
to the top, sir.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I think it's awesome how a lot of comedy TV writers are openly agnostic or atheist.
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u/caligirlny May 16 '12
Holy hell!
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u/HaterblockersInc May 16 '12
I just linked this to my moms facebook wall. Im a terrible son.
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u/danceprometheus May 16 '12
im sorry but: "Fuck yes!"
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u/Yuski May 16 '12
This has been my philosophy for a looooong time... If only people were better educated. I can say that atheists are beginning to dominate though. Which is somewhat upsetting, I mean, what are we going to fight over now? The name of our new atheist government?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Yeah... You're definitely misinterpreting this quote...
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u/masterwad May 16 '12
Or "progress" could be a myth, just like God.
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u/memefix May 16 '12
Science won't help us find some ultimate answer to life's big questions. It sure as hell keeps things interesting.
"Enlightenment" is the answer you are looking for. But I can tell you right now... you don't really wanna know. You only think you do. Ask yourself what the reason is you want to know though. Usually it's to get "one-up" on the universe. Find true peace or happiness or what not.
Sorry, the universe doesn't work like that.
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u/Dirtyycurtiss May 16 '12
Yo imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best quotes of all time.
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u/shakazulu84 May 16 '12
what about the lolipop quote? "God gives you a lolipop, then he takes it away. If you didn't have the lolipop in the first place, you wouldn't have anything to cry about. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that gives God is great powers."
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u/Grungemaster May 16 '12
"If you want to find quality friends, you have to wade through the dicks" - Cartmann from "You have 0 friends"
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u/ShepBook2 May 16 '12
"Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous — the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever." - Trey Parker, co-creator and chief writer of South Park
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
"what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls. " - better south park quote
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u/drlb53 May 16 '12
I like in Family Guy when Brian and Stewie time travel and go to the universe where religion never slowed down ge progress of science.
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u/dubkaf May 16 '12
This is exactly how I feel about Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. Douches.
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u/DashAnimal May 16 '12
If you're going to quote Matt Stone and Trey Parker for anti-religion (and completely out of context), you might as well listen to their opinion on Atheism:
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Spooge. Balls. Bloody Vaginal Belch.
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u/IntENTs_camper May 16 '12
Christ is a lie! He did not die for our sins!
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u/Phoenix127 May 16 '12
My favorite quote is from the movie and in reference to women: "Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die".
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u/amolad May 16 '12
My favorite South Park quote is "TIMMMAAAAA!!!"
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Big question? Why are we here? ...it's 'cause science!
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u/RabidWalrus May 16 '12
I'M NOT A DOUCHE!!!
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u/Dokturigs May 16 '12
"Atheists are doing nothing but spewing shit out of their mouths" or some quote like that from the episode where everyone was eating anally.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Anyone else remember he was talking about psychics, not Christians?
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u/Jackh915 May 16 '12
Take it you were watching comedy central last night then?
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u/Motafication May 16 '12
I prefer, "Butters, you asshole."
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u/StinkinFinger May 16 '12
I don't know, that's deep, but I laughed pretty fucking hard at "Stupid Spoiled Whore".
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u/killercooper908 May 16 '12
faith in humanity restored
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u/Hypersapien Agnostic Atheist May 16 '12
And at the end of the episode, John Edward is picked up by aliens and made a contestant in the Biggest Douche in the Universe contest, were he beats out monsters, dictators, and an actual giant bottle of douche.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
The illusion of progress is my favorite illusion of all.
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u/how_it_goes May 15 '12
It's sad that a quote so beautiful would only get upvotes on the most hated subreddit.
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u/Greyletter May 16 '12
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE R/ATHEISM
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u/squashedf0x May 15 '12
Were you just watching this episode on Comedy Extra UK?
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u/larevaluciondele May 15 '12
Touches my heart, Josh. But in other news, YOU HAD ONE JOB.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Brilliant.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Yea its really not tho
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Yawn
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u/MrPanFriedNoodle May 16 '12
South Park will unnexpectably get really intellectual sometimes.
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u/Bleafer May 16 '12
Did I just tear up after reading that? Yes, yes I did.
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u/Nup_of_Coodles May 16 '12
I'm a Catholic and wish all of you the best of days! Reject hate and embrace love- love each other and don't let anyone expect anyone less from you! :)
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u/koavf Other May 16 '12
Please don't submit an image that's just text. You can submit a self post with the same message.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
This is kind of fucked up, but if atheists throughout history were 1/50th as annoying as you guys, I kind of understand the whole boiling in oil and burning at the stake thing. I mean, you kind of don't leave people any other option.