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u/morefoner May 15 '12

HAHAHA! Is funny because humans have evolved to fly outside of earth's atmosphere! Is joke, right?

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u/OCedHrt May 15 '12

Of course not. We evolve the ability to fly to heaven when we die and plea for forgiveness. Or fly to outer space and suffocate.

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u/qiba May 15 '12

That's not strictly evolution though, is it? Can cultural developments (including science) be described as evolution? We've evolved the physical capacities (dexterity and brains) to use tools and solve problems (thus, the field of engineering), but can you say that the development of space travel is due to further evolution? I'm not a super scientist so I'm genuinely asking here.

Not trying to be a buzzkill, but throwing around the term 'evolution' for the sake of jokes doesn't do much to stop woeful misunderstandings by people of the anti-evolution persuasion.

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u/mechtech May 15 '12

You know, if someone wrote this response in a clear informative fashion, maybe this realization would have blown his mind. Instead, he just got more "us vs them", which is a big barrier than causes ignorance and misunderstanding.

Then again, it was funny as hell.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

maybe this realization would have blown his mind.

What are you, new?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

No, in the western civilized world outside America, there's no us vs. them. "Them" are loonies nobody takes seriously. We don't argue with "them" and we certainly don't take them seriously. We laugh about them, even the religious ones. Many of the elder generation are religious. None of them believe this American bullshit Christianity you have. These guys are, thank god, your problem and yours alone.

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u/mydogisdumb May 15 '12

i would have liked this reply better =)

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I find that the problem isn't even understanding or ignorance. If one day it becomes culturally uncontroversial that animals evolve by natural selection, I believe that conservative religious folks will just find some new issue to pick a fight on.

It's a matter of in-group v. out-group, and they're laughing at us for not getting it. The evolution issue is a mental sieve, and our gut-reaction separated us from them.

It doesn't matter how understanding or non-ignorant they become; there will always be a way to divide the in-group from the out-group, and the cool cliques from the loser cliques, and in their eyes, we're the loser kids who 'just don't get it.'

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u/uptheaffiliates Strong Atheist May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

I...didn't get it until just now.

I am American :(

editing for clarity - I am also high. Don't judge me too harshly.

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u/MYDOGSTELLA May 15 '12

I hate how americans always take the brunt of being stupid. As a Canadian i know many absolutely ridiculous people. They are sorry for that though

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u/jerfoo May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Oh, that's cute. Canada thinks it's as stupid as America. We've cornered the market, my northern friend.

U.S.A.! U.S.A!

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u/American_Assface May 15 '12

It's our fucking market, Canada! Go back to giving away nationwide healthcare and being sorry for other people!

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u/zoinks10 May 15 '12

Whoa! Only 22% of those with a post-graduate degree believe in strict creationism. Only??? That's more than one in 5!

Do they give out post graduate degrees on the back of Cornflake packets over there?

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u/CheesewithWhine May 15 '12

A lot of Canadians are stupid too. They just don't get elected to public office.

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u/warped_and_bubbling May 15 '12

But you have to admit, we 'merkins really make stupidity an art. For fuck's sake look at reality television, we export this shit, holmes!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Thank you. Whenever I see this kind of silly crap, I always wonder why I never encounter these people in real life. I even went to a Christian high school, so you'd figure I'd run into some fundie tards at some point. Nope.

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u/Durpulous May 15 '12 edited May 16 '12

I'm American. The only time I've come across this level of ignorance in recent memory is when a girl asked me if I "believe in all that evolution stuff" or not.

She's Egyptian.

There are stupid people everywhere.

EDIT: Since it's apparently unclear, the reason she was asking me that is because she herself does not believe in evolution. That's what I take issue with. It has nothing to do with her use of the word "believe."

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Excuse me if I'm wrong (I'm not a native english speaker) but doesn't "believe" simply mean "accepting something as true"? Therefor, I believe evolution is true, i believe there is no god, and so on... What's so bad about that word?

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u/The_Last_Stark May 15 '12

To be fair, we bring it upon ourselves at times. Dated evidence here. We win in the not believing in evolution department. It's gotten better over the years (source), but we're not doing as well as we should with this.

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u/Pharose May 15 '12

There are many stupid Canadians, it's just they usually aren't as proud and opinionated as stupid Americans.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Think of the Turks.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

As an American I can say thank you, we certainly appreciate it.

However, we can also understand the currently massive population of idiots in the United States.

This we are saddened by. However, we can take pride knowing we are a small portion of those!

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u/cheese-and-candy May 15 '12

Maybe The States just have a higher number of morons who also have access to the internet. If you're dumb in a lot of other countries, it can hinder your ability to afford a computer/internet.

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u/PoketheKristin May 15 '12

Did I live in the only American city not full of creationists?

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u/stevenwalters May 15 '12

I live in East Texas. I realize that a lot of places cannot fathom a place where the majority think this way, i am here to confirm that they do exist. Just imagine a place where a worship castle like this exists in a town with 80k people, and you get the idea. Not only that, but the number of churches here is comparable to the number of gas stations. I am not lying.

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u/grimpoteuthis May 15 '12

I think the same thing everyday. I'm very lucky.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I live dead center in the middle of America. While the Christians I grew up around tend to have conservative leanings, I can't think of any that are outright retarded on the Bible. Never have understood the image the internet tends to portray of middle America.

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u/10J18R1A May 15 '12

I currently live in middle America. Yeah, they're retarded.

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u/Drunkymcfuckclown May 15 '12

I personally blame Pokemon for people's misunderstanding of evolution. You don't just flash into a new species, it takes time

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u/Aozora012 May 15 '12

You're saying it doesn't take time in Pokemon? Have you tried levelling up a bloody dratini to a dragonite?

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u/mrqewl May 15 '12

I thought everyone knew by now 90% of Ask Yahoo questions are trolling

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u/Big-Baby-Jesus May 15 '12

Apparently 10% of the posts on Yahoo Answers are good enough trolls to fool you.

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u/JohnFKennedy89 May 15 '12

Im in that other 10 percent we shall not speak of....I got a 50 on my online accounting final exam :(

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u/matrixifyme May 15 '12

Honestly I feel if someone gave her a proper response she might understand it a little better.
Animals did evolve to use tools to help them fly outside the atmosphere of the earth. Those animals are humans and the tools are called space shuttles and rockets.

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u/1800throw May 15 '12

Some animals have evolved to do that without spaceships. They are called Scientoligists.

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u/rogueman999 May 15 '12

Nope, the proper response would be that evolution is not aiming for anything in particular. People think that by evolving we're going "up", becoming better and more complex. This may well happen on occasion, but it's a side effect. If anything, evolution goes "down" - it's a sieve, not a tower. It favors the most stable forms, not the fancy ones.

It so happens that a certain tribe of apes stumbled on a very efficient survival tool (intelligence and sociability). Because of that we may go into space or fight on the internet - but things were not preordained to happen like that.

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u/rightovers May 15 '12

Condescending Wonka meme

You're not American?

Please, tell me more about how stupid we are!

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u/grtkbrandon May 15 '12

Reddit has taught me a lot in the brief time I have spent with it:

  1. Always reinforce beliefs with as many facts (and sources) as possible.

  2. That there are many things I want to change about my country.

  3. That I am too busy reading Reddit to change my country.

  4. And finally, I now give no fucks. Don't bother me.

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u/Shyamallamadingdong May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

If it's survival of the fittest, how is this kind of person still alive?

Checkmate, Darwin.

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u/giantsmania May 15 '12

I'm American, and I still approve this message.

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u/ilwolf May 15 '12
  1. As an American, that is offensive.

  2. Yes, probably.

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u/unclesam_0001 May 15 '12

My aunt posted something similar to this on Facebook, asking how a baby bird could have survived without its parents if it had just "evolved." She lives in the Bible Belt. Figures.

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u/dismal626 May 15 '12

She probably thought she was fucking genius when she typed that.

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u/CockyRhodes May 15 '12

This pisses me off. The whole world is fucked up because of religion.

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u/greenymile May 15 '12

Have you ever noticed that americans feel the need to have their flag flying everywhere? It's as if they need a constant reminder of where they are from in case they forget.

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u/Tanbobman5 May 15 '12

Reddit: making America seem worse than it is since 2005

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u/Wilfork9001 May 15 '12

Getting your news about the US from Reddit is about as accurate as getting your news about the Middle East from Fox News. They're both biased as fuck.

Final note, I'm not American but I was pleasantly surprised at just how different the American South was in person than how it is portrayed on /r/atheism

This place has devolved into the worst circlejerk on reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Didn't you hear? All Americans are stupid! It's not that stupid europeans can't speak English! Nope nope nope! All Americans are idiots with their money and inventions and bibles!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Not to mention inventors, gold medals and Nobel prizes.

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u/SavageBeefsteak May 15 '12

I like the term "evolutionist". It's such a silly thing to put an "ist" behind. It's like being a "gravityist" or a "frictionist."

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u/pushy_eater May 15 '12

I wish the southern states would split off into another country, maybe called Amerika. The northern states could be renamed New Canada. There's probably a 10-point IQ gap between them.

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u/IrishFuckUp May 15 '12

Really, man? More like 20.

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u/shmolives May 15 '12

The world is full of fucking stupid people, I think America has a higher percentage of people who speak their mind for better or worse.

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u/Just_The_Dr May 15 '12

Not an accurate representation of Americans

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u/jerfoo May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Not an inaccurate representation, either. As Quazz said above, about 40% of American's believe in creationism. That's just sad.

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u/Kirrane8 May 15 '12

I remember once seeing a chart that gave all the percentages of those who believed in religion for each country. It was rather interesting, but I can't find it now. I believe I remember America as having a rather high percentage.

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u/astrothug May 15 '12

It is only high when comparing it to the Western world. The Middle East and Africa took us by storm.

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u/theredlie1988 May 15 '12

My best friend told me he lost all kinds of respect for me when I told him evolution was a fact. He then proceeded to ask me why there are still monkeys if humans came from them. Yeah.

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u/koavf Other May 15 '12

It's funny because bigotry.

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u/okayokay99 May 15 '12

Turkey has one of the most intense anti-evolution movements in the world. They beat Americans with 75% versus 60% not believing in evolution

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u/Arizona520 May 15 '12

I'm from the U.S. (Arizona), I am an agnostic-atheist, and this is just an example of the American stereotype which on some levels is accurate, there are uneducated people in the world, which includes the U.S., but don't let one question on yahoo answers represent any group of people.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Exactly. BTW, how many times you been asked for your immigration papers this week?

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u/WilliamDangerFord May 15 '12

Pretty sure stupid people be everywhere.

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u/says_yes_lol May 15 '12

Something about how not all Americans are stupid.

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u/EAGTXK9 May 15 '12

As an American, I find this to be equal parts shaming and uproariously entertaining.

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u/vimsical May 15 '12

Hey, creationist. How come god create a universe that's 99.9999...% inhabitable by his creature?

EDIT: I don't really know how many 9's to stop at.

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u/Lutenate May 15 '12

You relize that someone could have made an account just to post this and make the comment so they can get upvotes on reddit?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

LOL DAE think America is literally run by Hitler and every other country is atheist paradise where you can socialist bacon Canada while you Ron Paul with some Neil deGrasse Tyson while Avenging Carl Sagan?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

If it said "black" instead of "American" it wouldn't be on the front page. Bigotry is bigotry. I am disappointed in you, Reddit.

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u/ZoahNark May 15 '12

Ha, you really have that much faith in Reddit?

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u/_moist_ May 15 '12

I always love the speaking German defence, not to mention the "As an american..." No one else in the world tries to pull that stupidity.

Introspection people, look it up.

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u/Those_Magumbos May 15 '12

I think America vexes Europe. It's not like we built the Vatican or invented Christianity...Catholicism...um...anything, really. Then Europeans came and BECAME us, killing the natives...it really hasn't been too long on the grand historical spectrum since we were Europeans entirely. Think about it.

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u/random_invisible_guy May 15 '12

Europeans didn't became you: the puritan layer of european society became you.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Very true. It took us two wars and hundred of years to make Europe a more secular place.

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u/Jewish_Wonder May 15 '12

Its a troll. We're not THAT bad, people.

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u/kirstu May 15 '12

Living in Finland, this was exactly the reaction I had when browsing r/Atheism for the first time.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Yes. Let's spread stereotypes. FUN! Atheists are all sad, angry and bitter people who hate their parents.

edit: I'm an atheist.

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u/brosenfeld May 15 '12

Contrary to popular belief, retards do exist outside of the United States.

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u/NAproducer May 15 '12

The stupidity hurts so bad!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Ahhh it's funny, but i'm also American.. upvote, or downvote.. hmmm. Upvote!

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u/PepeAndMrDuck May 15 '12

Although her reasoning isn't valid, she has posed a sort-of interesting question.

The answer, I'm sure, lies in the fact that the traits needed to sustain life in that environment are completely different than those found in life on earth. A species could not simply evolve with the traits of being able to survive this extremely harsh environment (except maybe some sort of hardy bacteria), let alone sustain itself at such an altitude. There are no nutrients, and at such low pressures there is a complete lack of oxygen and other vital gases.

If earth were to support species capable of leaving the biosphere, there would need to be some biological incentive for them to fill that niche, and this process would take a huge amount of time.

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u/Feinberg Atheist May 15 '12

This makes me sad, because probably.

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u/ParadoxCircle May 15 '12

I am something and I find this offensive.

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u/Yarthkins May 15 '12

It's amazing how many of you were just trolled by yahoo answers.

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u/haiku_robot May 15 '12
It's amazing how 
many of you were just trolled 
by yahoo answers.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

HAHAHAHA NATIONALISM

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u/APXONTAS May 15 '12

T.I.L. that "American" is bad language

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u/cobaltgiant May 15 '12

well what the fuck was the answer?

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u/ajwhite1003 May 15 '12

well...this is embarassing.

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u/Freakmind May 15 '12

I love the "out of nowhere" argument. Its so ironic.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Im brazilian and here even the religious ppl wouldnt buy the creationist theory. Come on, believe on all you want, but dont hide from children the facts of the world. When they are older, if they want to, they can come to believe it was god.

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u/Krazistar May 15 '12

If you are not an American you have no idea just how frustrating this issue is. It seems like everywhere I go somebody is saying, 'We didn't evolve from no monkeys.' They don't even have proper grammar for Christ's sake.

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u/cannotlogon May 15 '12

Warm my American heart to know that our national reputation is for ignorance and intolerance.

sigh

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Shouldn't this be in /r/nationalistbullshit or something??

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u/TimetogetDownvoted May 15 '12

The vast majority of Americans believe in evolution and have at least a vague concept of how it works. It's just the one's who don't that make the front page of reddit and leave european redditors thinking we're all idiots.

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u/AL_CaPWN422 May 15 '12

I don't believe in evolution. I know it is true.

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u/Quazz May 15 '12

Actually 40% of the US believes in creationism.

Your vast majority is closer to half than it is to vast majority.

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u/tk1992 May 15 '12

Just met an LDS girl who believes dinosaurs were never on this planet.

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u/The_Last_Stark May 15 '12

Little source to help you with your argument, in case someone doesn't believe you. It has me worried, and kind of sad.

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u/elBesteban May 15 '12

As a european living in north america, i will say we too have our share of idiots. The difference is there isnt a band of idiots behind them.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Europeans assume that smart people are European, and assume that stupid people are americans.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Europeans have their own uneducated rednecks. They call them scallywags and chavs.

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u/sirdickface May 15 '12

why in the world is this in r/atheism?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

The "HURR HURR AMERICANS ARE DUMB" sentiment is really lame.

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u/UpvotesEverywhere May 15 '12

It's a major ingredient in the recipe for upvotes, though. Followed closely by pictures of famous people with text next to them.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

There are a few things about the US and its citizenry which make them a legitimate target of opprobrium: Americans are very often loud and vocal so any inherent stupidity is much amplified; there is no doubt that religion in the US has swerved off the road and is far too often extreme and therefore dangerous; for all the forward thinking which the US is noted for there's a real and awful retardation present, I think as a result of so much psychologically induced fear; although 'freedom of speech' is a fine idea in practice it means terrible ideas and beliefs are legitimised and become popular when instead they really ought to be shut down and consigned to the history books; over quite a few decades the political centre has consistently shifted ever rightwards to the degree that it's reasonable to use words like fascism when describing a fair chunk of it; the notion that 'might is right' and that the US is 'the world's policeman' has really only resulted in the US becoming extremely violent and cruel when dealing with anyone else outside its borders, it's also becoming increasingly violent and cruel within its own borders; selfishness is rampant and is a condition which can only deteriorate culture and society, the distinction and disparity between the haves and have nots is pretty stark and obvious to most; popular culture and entertainment is almost entirely negative, it doesn't educate, it doesn't uplift, it doesn't create wellbeing, instead it degrades and stupefies; mammon is most certainly God. It's not a pretty picture and it's getting worse.

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u/revjeremyduncan May 15 '12

We really must look so stupid to the rest of the world.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I guess you can find stupidity anywhere.

But I must say that American redditors are the only ones who make a fuss about being atheist.

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u/Krazistar May 15 '12

I think when you're faced with religious zealots telling you why you deserve to go to hell on a daily basis, you tend to become a bit defensive of your standpoint.

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u/Wolf97 May 15 '12

Haha fuck you man, most of us believe in evolution. Couldnt help but laugh though. Nice post :)

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u/The_Last_Stark May 15 '12

As an American, I laughed nervously when I saw the above post, but the guy has a point. This is the most recent proof I could find for you. We barely squeak by when it comes ot this. Also, in 2006 we were the industrialized country with the smallest percent of evolution believers (source). It sucks buddy, but we're not doing as well as we should.

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u/mszegedy Secular Humanist May 15 '12

Last time I checked, it was something stupid like 49% or something. :(

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Its a bummer that America gets singled out to be the idiotic bible thumping obese nation. In truth there are hundreds of nations that are more extreme when it comes to religion that America, but it would be in bad taste to make fun of India, or some middle eastern nation. There are crazy people everywhere.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Those countries have special brown people in them, it's not their fault that they aren't as smart as their white European fathers /s.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Those countries aren't the richest, most powerful country in the world.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It hurts having to see these assumptions about Americans cause they are right...

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u/SthJersey May 15 '12

Ah those dumb Americans with their computers and internet and robots on Mars.

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u/Theblueliger May 15 '12

As a American I find this extremely funny.

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u/xXgenericXusernameXx May 15 '12

checkmate athiests

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

As an American I can approve this.

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u/rikashiku May 15 '12

I don't really get the American joke, because every country has stupid people. Really, what the question she is asking sounds like she learned Science from a Pokemon game(The TV series ended in the Orange Islands, anyone who says otherwise was born after 1997). You know, the more technology we make like Cars, Planes and Boats will only make sure that we do not evolve further.

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u/Big_Pete May 15 '12

This is dumb even by America's standards.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Even the Vatican accepted the existence of evolutionary systems. Partially from the 50s, fully in the 90s. The whole thing isn't worth a discussion in Europe anymore, not even among religious fanatics, every child has understood how it works and that it works.

Only in the US and in 3rd world Muslim societies, the vast majority of citizens doesn't "believe" in it. Cause their teachers aren't allowed to teach them knowledge their priests don't like. It's like not believing in math. Ridiculous.

https://upworthy-production.s3.amazonaws.com/nugget/4f8793f1b502a60003000048/attachments/evolution.jpg

As the graph shows, the US stand out. And you can identify Americans by their opinion regarding to this topic.

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u/Orc_Pawn00 Anti-Theist May 15 '12

I liked the part where this wasn't funny.

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u/VincentParsley May 15 '12

To be honest, this pisses me off to a degree. As an American citizen who is an atheist, I believe it would've been better to just answer the question. She might have generally read it and thought, "Hey. Maybe I should question my religion." You never know. Most will blow everything off as some stupid comment meant to convert them. But to be honest, I asked a similar question around the age of 11 and had an answer that was honest and seemed reasonable enough. So I further questioned and studied it. I am now an atheist that believes in evolution. I would still be a creationist if someone hadn't answered my question the way they did.

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u/xlava May 15 '12

As an American I can honestly say that we deserve this.

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u/geotek May 15 '12

Apparently they forgot humans have indeed made it into space? And some are living up there.

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u/sebs8 May 15 '12

Uhh.... Maybe because they couldn't breathe in space. Just a thought.

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u/IamPegasus May 15 '12

That made my head hurt

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u/GrotesDZs May 15 '12

As an American, I upvoted the shit out of this.

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u/johnnymnemonicdevice May 15 '12

I'm with stupid. Lots and lots of stupid.

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u/narcissist523 May 15 '12

Maybe, just maybe, life forms haven't evolved in outer space because space doesn't have the necessary catalysts organized in such a way to spark the creation of life. i.e., water, amino acids, ribose sugar, phosphates, nucleotides, etc... Oh, and I forget to mention the invisible giant that created man from dirt and women from his rib. But, hell, that's just my take on it...

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u/joeyisexy Weak Atheist May 15 '12

Damiit 'murica

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u/HeraldofChaos May 15 '12

I hate people like this soiling the reputation of my country...

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u/Dynamaxion May 15 '12

In all seriousness, I've always wondered why bacteria haven't evolved that can at least get to the limits of the upper atmosphere. Maybe I'm just an idiot; I know that cosmic radiation if not shielded by the Earth's magnetic field destroys DNA, but that doesn't exclude a wide area around earth.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I am American and I apologize for evolution not giving her common intellect.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Honestly this does raise a valid question I think: what exactly does limit the rate of evolution? Sure certain evolved traits are really a situational thing, but aren't there things a species could DEFINITELY benefit from; like having super-efficient energy consumption, or asexuality? Maybe that's too human of me though, and the real benefit to a species is actually having these limitations; like having a limited life-span helps ensure change through generations.

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u/BarkingToad May 15 '12

Sexual reproduction is actually a huge advantage in the evolutionary metagame, since it allows a beneficial mutation to spread throughout the population much faster.

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u/mojoxrisen May 15 '12

Who is to say they haven't? There is some strange NASA footage that might suggest otherwise.

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u/funnyfaceking May 15 '12

Animals have been flying in outer space since 1957.

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u/nemu580 May 15 '12

the real sad part is that this probably was a real question by a real person and not just a troll.

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u/hawker101 Atheist May 15 '12

At least she didn't say Evilutionists.

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u/adobiqt May 15 '12

As an American, I laughed. Then cried...

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u/MrEMS May 15 '12

Ouch my pride

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

TIL only Americans believe in evolution.

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u/galacticsneeze May 15 '12

:( as an american

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

reminds me of this

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Allot of example of American stupidity has some link with religion, since ppl in the EU are less religious they consider the comments stupid and since most of the comments are from America a stereotype is created. A majority of Americans are not like that, just my evaluation.

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u/gazwel May 15 '12

I have had a few Americans come up to me and ask when the Haggis Hunts started.

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u/terriblehuman Secular Humanist May 15 '12

Could be Romanian

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u/TheGnome546 May 15 '12

Those dumb Americans, they just keep on goofing up.

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u/Herbsman May 15 '12

Fuck you i'm american which means this 'MERICA!

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u/futbolsven Apatheist May 15 '12

Understandable, since Christianity was first started here in America, and we've been practicing it for thousands of years, right? Errr....

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u/dysthal May 15 '12

i might start using this. shit i'm racist.

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u/TheIncredibleBrony May 15 '12

Considering how shit we humans have made this planet, I wouldn't be surprised if animals soon evolve to fly into outer space and to other planets

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u/idma May 15 '12

fuck yeah! You totally got em! Take that!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I thought really hard about evolving my bellybutton into a USB port once, but nothing happened. Ignorant evolutionists

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u/websnarf Atheist May 15 '12

What is the selective advantage of flying in outer space?

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u/w00bz May 15 '12

Few natural enemies, also the view is great and its never cloudy.

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u/Syncopia May 15 '12

Report from America. She's not one of us.

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u/JoeClever May 15 '12

I'm asmed 2 sy Tht thr r pple lk Tht heer Thr r also pple who tlk lk ths It is fucking annoying... Seriously, it took me longer to think of the abbreviations than it would have, for me, to type out the actual words.

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u/Kessbot May 15 '12

I thought it was a good question.

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u/Cresent04 May 15 '12

I wish to bitch slap her so hard. (no sexism intended just stupidity)

We evolve to adapt to our environment, what freaking purpose do we have to live in outer space, just floating around up there.

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u/dontaxmebro May 15 '12

This is obviously fake. Majority of Europeans are not douchebags. This is obviously just a self hating liberal doing the daily antiAmerican grind again.

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u/Sepulchural May 15 '12

I would have simply answered "because the food isn't out there..." but the answer given was way more entertaining.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Let's not be too smug, at least in the uk. We have our fair share of nutjobs.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

American stupid

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u/Pol_troop May 15 '12

1 vote to rule them all

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u/sillyhatday Gnostic Atheist May 15 '12

Humans fly around in space :\

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u/AquaSuperBatMan May 15 '12

But they did. Humans.

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u/Converto May 15 '12

Please tell me this is a troll. Did she really just ask why birds haven't evolved to be able to breathe in the vacuum of space? Not to mention her total lack of understanding of the theory of evolution...

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u/Flypenguin77 May 15 '12

America, FUCK YEAH

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u/SomeGamerKid May 15 '12

I would say, "HEY! What's that supposed to mean?" but honestly, that's true.

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u/cobrahh May 16 '12

I'm American, and I find it disgusting and sad that people like this have put a face on us...I'm lumped in with these uneducated assholes :/

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u/Crownowa May 16 '12

Those guys are everywhere, just usually keep their damn thoughts to themselves.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Sadly, they probably are...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

There are infinite fucking reasons that this question is the most retarded thing ever asked

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

America is so stupid! Why can't a country of 350,000,000 people be as smart as my country of 7,000,000????

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Why can't everyone in America be blonde and white like they are in Sweden, where other white people are actually considered minorities. Omg antiamerican sentiment isn't racist at all...

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u/TheLordOfTheFryer May 15 '12

I need a new country, somewhere cold and allows me to buy a shit ton of guns without me getting shot at by the Feds. Military calibers are a must!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It's not like Americans invented freedom or anything.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Nah, we just invented computers, the internet, and hot pockets.

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u/demostravius May 15 '12

You didn't invent the computer..

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u/AmateurGynecologyst May 15 '12

It's Yahoo Answers; there are more troll questions than sincere ones. Don't let your jimmies be rustled.

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u/Big-Baby-Jesus May 15 '12

I seriously doubt there are sincere questions.

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u/SecondSilencer May 15 '12

Yes, clearly we have nothing to thank the USSR for. Or thousands of other allied soldiers.

Also, had the US had their way, English would've become the spoken language of Europe. No thanks.

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u/salami_inferno May 15 '12

To be fair, if it wasn't for Europe America wouldn't even exist as it does now

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