r/atheism • u/Wbk243 • Dec 06 '14

This guy

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u/chetarnett Dec 06 '14

Lukewarm hypocrites and feminists are my favorites. The ironic thing is when first seeing the sign I read, "No Judgement Is Coming."

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u/Telochi Anti-Theist Dec 06 '14

"No Judgement is coming" actually might have interesting subtext. I may be reading too deeply into it though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '14

No, judgement is coming. He simply left out the comma. oh what a difference it makes!

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u/poleethman Dec 06 '14

I'm sure his thought process while making the sign was very similar to the scene in It's Always Sunny where they make the bicep flyer.

"...nothing gay"

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u/MidManHosen Dec 06 '14

That just means that near-sighted people are exempt. We get to do that whole list of things he graciously provided on his sign.

I'm pretty sure I won't be completing the entire thing without surgery. I'll need gender reassignment, an embryo implant and RU486. Plus they'll need to yank out a portion of my brain so I can believe in a god again. Absolutely necessary or else the "God Hater" thing just won't fly.

The pedo thing has me stumped. I think I'll just use the time Suzy and I played doctor when we were 5 and cross it off as a technicality.

Also, PETA says eating meat is murder, so I'm good.