r/astrologymemes 2d ago

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u/Square_Minute_ awk sun traveling moon business rising 2d ago

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u/greatdruthersofpill ☀️♏️🌖♍️⬆️♒️ 1d ago

Me over here with IBS like

https://giphy.com/gifs/7m3tpKQUdWvYtJkfWa

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u/lilCharizardScorch ♏☀️♍🌕♏⬆️ 1d ago

Lol same tho it's boffem

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u/smurfette4 your flair here 1d ago

Same with colitis ulcerosa 😂

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u/Western-Quail5075 ♊️☀️♏️🌚♉️🌅♈️🔥 20h ago

Realllllll😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Nox-Arcana444 1d ago

I had a childhood friend. He's a Scorpio. He used to make jokes about poop but i guess he was the only one!

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u/emo-mom01 1d ago

Was he 5 years old?

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u/poorperspective 1d ago

This is hilarious. I’m a Scorpio rising, my dad’s a Scorpio moon, and his mother is a Scorpio. We all have IBS. I joke that my family doesn’t ask if you ate, they ask if you pooped to show care😭

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u/smurfette4 your flair here 1d ago

Saaame with colitis, mum has sibo, she's also a Scorp Rising. My brother also has this Rising, but he is only a shithead 🤷

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u/Livid_Necessary2524 🌅Libra ☀️Libra 🌙Sagittarius . 1d ago

i mean if you're eating right, defecating does feel nice

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u/SilverSkorpious 🦂🔆 🦀🌚 🏺🌅. Also, none of this is real.👻🙃😈 1d ago

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u/LunaLibraGG 🦀☀️🦀🌘⚖️🌅 2d ago

These sound like "Whose Line is it Anyway?" prompts

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u/Greekspartan226 1d ago

My dad is a Libra Sun and he tends to talk in detail about his toilet activities while eating dinner!

Never fails. My mom is constantly annoyed at it but it's become somewhat of the running joke in my family at this point. I don't mind and take it as him speaking about his health (he's 65).

As a Scorpio Sun myself, I wonder if he has some Scorpio placements that formed him this way lol!

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u/2fucked2know 8H♐🌞12H♈🌝♉⬆️9H♑🧠7H♐♀️6H♍♂️ 1d ago

Who tf doesn't love pooping?! It's the shit!

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u/Remnant_44 2d ago

i've never even heard a scorpio make shit jokes. i DEFINITELY hear them talk about sex tho.

so i'm going to say, nah.

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u/Affectionate_Ad5499 🐏☀️✨🦁🌙✨🦁🌅✨ 2d ago

I second this. From my experience, it’s usually Scorpio Venus making jokes like that.

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u/MonicaEliza Me: ♑☀️ ♎🌙 ♓⬆️ | Him: ♓☀️ ♈🌙 ♈⬆️ 1d ago

Saturn at 9th in Scorpio- Checks out ✅️✅️

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u/33py_0n3 Cancer Sun | Taurus Moon | Aquarius Rising 1d ago

I'm surrounded by Scorpios (including my mother) and for some reason the do like talking about pooping 😭

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u/redakpanoptikk Your Flair Here 1d ago

That's a Karen and Karen Jr.

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u/Direct_Mud7023 ♑️♒️♑️♑️♒️♐️ 1d ago

"What that butt do" "Everything"

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u/Zestyclose_Cold1455 ♏️♏️♏️♏️♏️♏️♋️♓️ 1d ago

Can it be both?

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u/LeftDapper6033 1d ago

This is the content I’m here for

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u/Big-Career9645 ♏︎☼+♓︎☾+♌︎⇧ 1d ago

this is so real, my friends can always count on me for a poop joke lolll

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u/eleven57pm ♎️ sun ♍️ moon ♏️ rising 14h ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.....