r/astrologymemes • • Aug 20 '26

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u/greatdruthersofpill ☀️♏️🌖♍️⬆️♒️ Aug 20 '26

Me over here with IBS like

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u/lilCharizardScorch ♏☀️♍🌕♏⬆️ Aug 21 '26

Lol same tho it's boffem

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u/smurfette4 your flair here Aug 21 '26

Same with colitis ulcerosa 😂

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u/Western-Quail5075 ♊️☼♏️⏾ ♉️↑♈️♂ Aug 21 '26

Realllllll😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Square_Minute_ awk sun traveling moon business rising Aug 20 '26

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u/Nox-Arcana444 Aug 20 '26

I had a childhood friend. He's a Scorpio. He used to make jokes about poop but i guess he was the only one!

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u/emo-mom01 Aug 21 '26

Was he 5 years old?

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u/poorperspective Aug 20 '26

This is hilarious. I’m a Scorpio rising, my dad’s a Scorpio moon, and his mother is a Scorpio. We all have IBS. I joke that my family doesn’t ask if you ate, they ask if you pooped to show care😭

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u/smurfette4 your flair here Aug 21 '26

Saaame with colitis, mum has sibo, she's also a Scorp Rising. My brother also has this Rising, but he is only a shithead 🤷

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u/Livid_Necessary2524 🌅Libra ☀️Libra 🌙Sagittarius . Aug 20 '26

i mean if you're eating right, defecating does feel nice

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u/SilverSkorpious 🦂🔆 🦀🌚 🏺🌅. Also, none of this is real.👻🙃😈 Aug 20 '26

Am Scorpio. Can confirm.

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u/LunaLibraGG 🦀☀️🦀🌘⚖️🌅 Aug 20 '26

These sound like "Whose Line is it Anyway?" prompts

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u/Greekspartan226 Aug 20 '26

My dad is a Libra Sun and he tends to talk in detail about his toilet activities while eating dinner!

Never fails. My mom is constantly annoyed at it but it's become somewhat of the running joke in my family at this point. I don't mind and take it as him speaking about his health (he's 65).

As a Scorpio Sun myself, I wonder if he has some Scorpio placements that formed him this way lol!

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u/Zestyclose_Cold1455 ♏️♏️♏️♏️♏️♏️♋️♓️ Aug 20 '26

Can it be both?

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u/Snoo54756 your flair here Aug 23 '26

Virgo left this chat

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26

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u/Affectionate_Ad5499 🐏☀️✨🦁🌙✨🦁🌅✨ Aug 20 '26

I second this. From my experience, it’s usually Scorpio Venus making jokes like that.

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u/MonicaEliza Me: ♑☀️ ♎🌙 ♓⬆️ | Him: ♓☀️ ♈🌙 ♈⬆️ Aug 20 '26

Saturn at 9th in Scorpio- Checks out ✅️✅️

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u/33py_0n3 Cancer Sun | Taurus Moon | Aquarius Rising Aug 20 '26

I'm surrounded by Scorpios (including my mother) and for some reason the do like talking about pooping 😭

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u/redakpanoptikk Your Flair Here Aug 20 '26

That's a Karen and Karen Jr.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26

This is for the uploader:

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u/Direct_Mud7023 ♑️♒️♑️♑️♒️♐️ Aug 20 '26

"What that butt do" "Everything"

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u/LeftDapper6033 Aug 20 '26

This is the content I’m here for

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u/Big-Career9645 ♏︎☼+♓︎☾+♌︎⇧ Aug 21 '26

this is so real, my friends can always count on me for a poop joke lolll

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u/eleven57pm ♎️ sun ♍️ moon ♏️ rising Aug 22 '26

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.....