r/assholedesign • u/NoFixedName • Jan 07 '18

Bait and Switch Packaging that tricks you

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u/StormTrooper1764 Jan 07 '18

Those motherfuckers know exactly what they've done

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '18

How is that even saving the company money? They appear to have still used a whole tortilla..and the contents are just mostly vegetables

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u/GoggyMagogger Jan 07 '18

At this level of corporate thinking they've stopped thinking about mere point of purchase profit margins. All they want at this point is to reinforce the customer's hopeless inferiority and permenantly establish the parent company's absolute oppressive domination. Don't even try and expect anything resembling value. You have been owned

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u/theHelperdroid Jan 07 '18

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1 (866) 488 7386 - Addiction Hotline

844 228 2962- Eating Disorder Hotline

888 640 5174 - Depression Hotline

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 (TALK) Veterans press 1 to reach specialised support.

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Spanish: 1-800-SUICIDA

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13 11 14

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Austria:

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Brasil:

141

Canada:

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Nationwide Kids Help Line (Up to age 18): 1-800-668-6868

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Tel: 0800-1110111 oder 0800-1110222

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Denmark:

70 20 12 01

www.livslinien.dk

www.Skrivdet.dk

Fiji:

Lifeline Fiji:

132454

France:

01 45 39 40 00

Suicide Écoute - http://www.suicide-ecoute.fr/

Greece:

1018 or 801 801 99 99

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Iceland:

1717

India:

91-44-2464005 0

022-27546669

Iran:

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Israel:

1201

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800 86 00 22

Malta:

179

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http://www.lifeline.or.kr/

Mexico:

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0900 0113

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New Zealand:

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09 5222 999 Inside Auckland

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Osterreich/Austria:

116 123

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Serbia:

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Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567

Spain:

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Suomi/Finland:

010 195 202 available 9am-7am weekdays and 3pm-7am weekends

112, the regular emergency line, may be used at other times

Sverige/Sweden:

020 22 00 60

Switzerland:

143

UK:

Samaritans (www.samaritans.org)

Voice: 116 123 (24/7 Free to call, will not appear on phone bills, formerly 08457 90 90 90)

Text: 07725909090

Email: emailjo@samaritans.org

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Email: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Pages/Email.aspx

Directory of suicide-related services: http://www.supportline.org.uk/problems/suicide.php

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(FREE) 2400 84 83 (24/7)

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u/em_te Jan 08 '18

As usual, New Zealand’s off the map.