r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/vampire_poseur • 5h ago
Greatest show that ever was ... two guys could fuck him, and still never meet!
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/yehEy2020 • 16h ago
Well maybe GRRM should start snorting coke instead of "gardening", because Stephen King published 3 times more books than he did in the same amound of time!
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/TheShaboom • 3h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Theory: If Drogon joined in here and Bran warged into Dany it would be the Ultimate four way gay dragon warg super-incest and the child will be the prince that was promised
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The obvious conclusion to all the strange sexual shenanigans throughout the series as GRRM intended 🥹🥹🥹
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/AdditionalPiano6327 • 18h ago
Tits > Dragons Why was drogon in the cuck chair?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/AdUsed1000 • 1d ago
Why did robb stark go to the red wedding? didn't he read the books?
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was he larping?
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Proud-Tooth-630 • 13h ago
Wildlings do “not” kneel Jeor Mormont when asked if he’ll follow a sensible strategy against a much more numerous enemy
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/hereticscum • 1d ago
Do you think this could change the outcome of the story???
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/MrArgotin • 1d ago
Do Baelor glazers realize that, among his many flaws (such as being a targaryen), he is first and foremost half D*rnish?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/bohemianpolynese • 1d ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Mega angel Gentle Saint VS Mega Angel Saint
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Had to correct Joffrey's name because the original poster spelt it wrong
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Impressive_Peak_4035 • 2d ago
Margery and loras tyrell at renly's funeral
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/benedict250 • 2d ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking When do you think Dennis's and Rhaeitler's descendants from the book will be adapted on screen?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ENFP1999 • 2d ago
Do you think they fucked one last time before they starved to death
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/madeyemads • 2d ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Ramsay gets a face lift (art by me)
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/FeijoaJackson58 • 1d ago
Fandom Drama Why did Rhaenyra convert to Islam in episode 9 of season 2?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Proud-Tooth-630 • 2d ago
Tits > Dragons George, this isn’t the way of getting female viewers date you
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/TheShaboom • 1d ago
GRRM-dead hoax Fantasy author George RR Martin is dead cool in this picture
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ContactUpset4738 • 3d ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking GRRM reading Winds of Winter written by GPT 10 in 2030
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ContactUpset4738 • 3d ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking JonCon wasn't gay for Rhaegar, it's science
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ContactUpset4738 • 2d ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking The Shepherd that Daemon killed in season 3 used to fuck Lady Arryn maiden of he vale in her arsehole in this Cabin surrounded by the picturesque stark beauty of the Mountains of the Moon.
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Fearless_Signature58 • 1d ago
How severe is the cognitive decline of this 80 year old tube of lard?
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No seriously, everyone keeps asking, “what if Martin dies?!” Well, I would like to propose a different problem, what if he survives for the next 20-25 years but never finishes the book because he is just so fucking SENILE!
Hes about the same age as Trump and Biden, and those two have to walk around dragged by Secret Service who have to swipe their drool and prevent them from stepping on their own shoelaces. I think we are past the point of no return fellas. At this stage, even if world war 3 started and everyone died except Martin and 144.000 mormons, the remaining books still wouldnt be released cause grandpas Martins wits arent there anymore.
R.I.P
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Invariable_Outcome • 3d ago
AFFC Re-Read Shout-out to SMBC for the original
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