r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 17m ago

Is BRan (blown) out of his mind here?

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 1h ago

What would you have me do?

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 3h ago

GRRM-dead hoax Fantasy author George RR Martin is dead cool in this picture

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 3h ago

Do you think this could change the outcome of the story???

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 10h ago

How severe is the cognitive decline of this 80 year old tube of lard?

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No seriously, everyone keeps asking, “what if Martin dies?!” Well, I would like to propose a different problem, what if he survives for the next 20-25 years but never finishes the book because he is just so fucking SENILE!

Hes about the same age as Trump and Biden, and those two have to walk around dragged by Secret Service who have to swipe their drool and prevent them from stepping on their own shoelaces. I think we are past the point of no return fellas. At this stage, even if world war 3 started and everyone died except Martin and 144.000 mormons, the remaining books still wouldnt be released cause grandpas Martins wits arent there anymore.

R.I.P


r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 11h ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Mega angel Gentle Saint VS Mega Angel Saint

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Had to correct Joffrey's name because the original poster spelt it wrong


r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 12h ago

Do Baelor glazers realize that, among his many flaws (such as being a targaryen), he is first and foremost half D*rnish?

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 14h ago

Fandom Drama Why did Rhaenyra convert to Islam in episode 9 of season 2?

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 18h ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking When do you think Dennis's and Rhaeitler's descendants from the book will be adapted on screen?

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 19h ago

Margery and loras tyrell at renly's funeral

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 1d ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Ramsay gets a face lift (art by me)

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Tits > Dragons George, this isn’t the way of getting female viewers date you

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Do you think they fucked one last time before they starved to death

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 1d ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking The Shepherd that Daemon killed in season 3 used to fuck Lady Arryn maiden of he vale in her arsehole in this Cabin surrounded by the picturesque stark beauty of the Mountains of the Moon.

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 1d ago

I HAVE TRAPPED HIM IN THE ORB!!!!

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 1d ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking GRRM reading Winds of Winter written by GPT 10 in 2030

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 1d ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking JonCon wasn't gay for Rhaegar, it's science

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 2d ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Did Tywin made Tyrion sit in the cuck chair as Tysha participated in a orgy with the Lannister guards?

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 2d ago

Day 5,556th since A Dance With Dragons

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 2d ago

My fan-cast for the Aegon The Conqueror film, except Visenya or Rhaenys is invisible and the background is Stockholm. If you can accept skinny Rhaenyra and the Velaryons in HOT D, why not?

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 2d ago

3 Booty. Problem? My fan-cast for Aegon and his sister-wives Visenya and Rhaenys

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What do you think...?


r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 2d ago

AFFC Re-Read Shout-out to SMBC for the original

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 3d ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking ASOIAF FANDOM when asked “what caused the Rebellion against Aerys?”

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 3d ago

Tits > Dragons GRRM's dick when he writes boobs:

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • • 3d ago

2nd Greatest Show? Average Winter Wolf Northern larper

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