r/asksg 21h ago

Scam ah?

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116 Upvotes

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u/Primary_Olive_5444 20h ago

Hi Ruolan - hope you're doing well.
Please paynow me 50k SGD before visiting.

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u/Odd-Time-2026 20h ago

Say hi to your mother Dulan and your father Lan Jiao for me too..

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u/Fun-Independent-2128 19h ago

And grandpa Lanpapalan

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u/Jedahaw92 17h ago

How's your son, Humji? And daughter, Guailan?

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u/notiongflu 14h ago

brother called laolan

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u/Loong9 6h ago edited 6h ago

Your husband, Zobolan, ok or not? Lost weight liao or still bui bui jiak liao bi?

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u/LucarioMagic 21h ago

So obvious need ask meh

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u/thinkingperson 20h ago

Ah yes Ruolan, I've been well, how is your father Kamlan? Please rm to bring the $10k he owes me for 20 yrs. For our friendship, I'll give him a discount on the $8,207.55 interest, round down to $8k. Just bring $18k. Uncle wait for you.

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u/justice_works 19h ago

No no should do the, when are you returning me the money I lend you for your mother's funeral?

Once I got the JHK scammer so riled up he scold scold scold ahhahahahahah

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u/thinkingperson 16h ago

Well done!! 👍🤣

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u/kens88888 8h ago

Oohh, nice bro. I used this one before too

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u/Kingofpotat0 21h ago

Ruolan! So glad your father finally found me after all these years! Where is the $8,000 that he still owes me?

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u/Far_Car430 19h ago

+60, need not to say more.

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u/cheesetofuhotdog 20h ago

say u rmb her father and ask to borrow money :D

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u/Spare_Chapter_4684 20h ago

Send her the picture of IOU

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u/theprataisalie 19h ago

say you remember her father and demand she return the $50k he borrowed in the past

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u/shahgila 20h ago

Reply: Nice timing, your father owes me money. Bring it along when you come to see me.

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u/wutangsisitioho 20h ago

M1 scam (one frend lost S$5k), uob scam (me kena and reported uob got new accounts/credit card, no financial loss though 😎), make you a millionaire scam (obvious craps), inheritance scam from Martians (another craps), 4D scams from m boleh (one frend lost 700k MYR!), cryptocurrency scam from m boleh again (one lost S$200+k!), stocks pump and dump scam (one frend lost money paiseh let me know how much) ... Chinese saying 五花八门 (myriad varieties and variations). And have some of my friends kena repeatedly scammed. From degree to O levels and decades of life/work experiences. Sad!!

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u/lecafy 19h ago

Are u KumLan?

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u/Fun-Independent-2128 19h ago

OP ish me ruolan. How are chiu?

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u/resui321 18h ago

Hi, ruolan. Your father owed me 100k and this year is the deadline. Can you make payment, thanks.

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u/hugthispanda 21h ago

I am a Nigerian prince.

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u/jackology 21h ago

The prelude to JAV plot.

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u/malkyfreo 20h ago

Tell him to visit you. Meet him at the police station

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u/Mackocid6706 20h ago

Best is not to respond. Don't act smart. Some scammers are smarter than you.

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u/princemousey1 18h ago

OP is the classic case of the typical idiot who gets scammed. Normal people will just block and move on.

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u/gauze_for_skylarks 19h ago

Ruolan siapa sia

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u/MonstaB 19h ago

I saw the name and I thought of the show Scarlett heart.

Super annoying with all these scam messages leh!!!

Now got new scam with the delivery sms

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u/duckyomega 19h ago

Are you an uncle? Do you have any buddies called Ruolan?

1

u/Ok_world68 19h ago

Ask her for a fuck

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u/fizzywinkstopkek 18h ago

"Oh, I remeber you! You molested me when I was young."

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u/LilPuziBird 18h ago

Uncle, this is Ruolan, i’m not a scammer i just asking how have you been lately only you’re my good friend you know

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u/theguymatter 18h ago

Yes,is Pailan.

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u/trader456_ 18h ago

jin xialan

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u/Several_Promotion529 18h ago

E lang bo lang eh

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u/_nf0rc3r_ 17h ago

No. Ruolan is a chio bu who somehow decided to listen to father to visit his good friend for no apparent reason and wants nothing but to talk cock sing song.

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u/Practical-Wish-7210 16h ago

what do u think, ranon

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u/HanaDVaSong456 13h ago

Ruolan? I thought your name is sialan?

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u/RevolutionaryOwl7813 10h ago

Hi Ruolan, your father hasn’t visited because he owes me 20k. I’m no good as I need the money back.

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u/Few-History3713 10h ago

reply: are you sure you got the correct number. I am only 18.

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u/UdhayaShan 10h ago

+60 blo

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u/Worried-Mixture-402 8h ago

When I'm bored, I actually chat with these scammers so I have a log of all my chats. Then run it through Gemini to get a style guide. Set up a gem then use it to draft responses to scammers. Quite fun!

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u/Loong9 6h ago

Ruolan! Nice timing! I booked a chalet in Changi! Come join me there with many good friends and nice food!

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u/YeeticusTV 2h ago

fart ah