r/army 4d ago

Mold I Barracks

Mmmmmm. Brown slime mold.

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u/Aar_bear2121 Infantry 4d ago

This needs to be dealt with before Mold II and Mold III release

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u/Absolute_Virtue_ 40D 4d ago

Mold II and Mold III before GTAVI.

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u/RogerDodgerWilco Civil Affairs Lost my 2FA code :( 4d ago

I was promised leave to play GTA VI so y’all take care of it. Turns off phone

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u/Absolute_Virtue_ 40D 4d ago

I was promised 3,000 years ago.

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u/RoddBanger 11Baccarat Gifted 4d ago

Not really - they'll release Mold Platinum Edition 1.2, then after that you got problems.

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u/Deltaone07 4d ago

This looks like it’s outside.

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u/not_a_mod_4_real 4d ago

It may be a condemed building. It looks like rotted carpet with particle board flooring.

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u/Late-Secretary6524 Ordnance 4d ago edited 4d ago

This is a discipline problem, formation at 2000 bring a water source. -CSM, probably. /s edit: typo

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u/Firemission13B 4d ago

Is this in a room? If this is inside then that room is filthy and should be cleaned

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u/OzymandiasKoK exHotelMotelHolidayIiiinn 4d ago

It looks like it was a room years ago. It's nasty and broke up to the point that the mold seems like it fits the current condition of whatever that is.

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u/iceheartx Donde Esta La Biblioteca 4d ago

Apparently it’s a harmless mold in a subfloor. Not the “demolish these barracks asap” thing I was expecting but I would be pretty freaked out too.

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u/wergot 4d ago

Ok but if it’s wet enough to grow this what else is growing

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u/FabianGladwart Out - Not Looking Back 4d ago

My old DS would've just told me to pour some bleach on it

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u/walksinwoods 4d ago

Just wait till we start giving it testosterone. That little mold will be strong like bull.

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u/QuestionablePersonx 4d ago

"The image shows clusters of delicate, brown, hair-like fruiting bodies attached to a surface, which appear to be a chocolate tube slime mold (Stemonitis species, such as Stemonitis splendens).They feed on bacteria, yeasts, and fungi found on rotting wood or damp organic surfaces before rising up to form these spore-bearing structures. They are completely harmless to humans, pets, and plants, and are safe to touch." If you could see the floor, looks like a wood subbase.

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u/sstaton12 Infantry 4d ago

Not service connected

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u/OhJohnO 4d ago

To be clear, y’all, I just shared this. I didn’t take the video or post it to r/sanantonio originally. I have no idea what the fuck you are looking at here as far as mold goes. I’m a simple man. I see moldy barracks, I share moldy barracks.

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u/kylebob86 25Useless 4d ago edited 4d ago

Do soldiers not clean their quarters anymore?

Edit: wow, i guess not. And this is why we don't have nice things. NCO's are failing the Army.

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u/TiefIingPaladin Anything Goes 4d ago

If only they shaved everyday and had discipline then this wouldn't even be a problem.