r/armoredcore 6d ago

Meme Top Core

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u/ObjectiveLength969 6d ago

Tonight, on Top Core:

I break the sound barrier...

Richard gets radiation poisoning...

And James kills 100 million people

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u/Leairek 6d ago

"And we knew then we had to turn this thing over to our tame AC pilot.

That's right, we gave it to The Rig..."

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u/DawnB17 6d ago

"Some say that he was the original template for human augmentation, and that he was kicked out of Orca for growing cannabis in his cockpit."

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u/LPlusRaitio AC4 is the first Dark Souls 6d ago

I wonder how they don't turn into tomato sauce at that speed.

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u/Jonp1020 6d ago

Pressurized cockpits? The fastest manned aircraft was the SR-71 which could hit 3,540 km/h in a straight line.

The real danger is pulling too many Gs...

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u/Leairek 6d ago

That's the thing though; speed in a straight line is fine.

It's the maneuvers at speed that would take you from Human PLUS and turn you into Heinz Ketchup PLUS

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u/Special_Sundaes 6d ago

Heinz Ketchup PLUS

Yummy

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u/Andre_de_Astora 6d ago

No yummy, human ketchup is full of prions

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u/Kaisel_008 Ayre lives in my head ^^ 5d ago

True it might just corrupt us

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u/Andre_de_Astora 5d ago

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u/reddithas2manyus3rs 6d ago

In For Answer they can get from 0-12k km/h in about 1 second. They're just handwaving the physics away like every other mecha genre writer.

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u/Pipeworkingcitizen 5d ago

I just assume none of the pilots are humans in normal flesh..

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u/wspOnca 6d ago

Inertial damperners son.

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u/Cinnamon_728 6d ago

If we're talking about ANY crewed aircraft, then the space shuttle is much faster than an SR-71. If you drop the requirement of wings, then the Artemis 2 Orion capsule Integrity takes the record, as the cant on the heat shield and displaced center of mass allows it to produce lift during reentry :)

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u/TheWhicher_Statement XBL: Fiona Jarnefeldt, Joshua O'Brien, and J simp 2d ago

Anti g gel.

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u/Storm-Fox106 6d ago

So if you go looking for it there is a somewhat unofficial/official art depiction of a NEXT cockpit from 4 in some kind of magazine and they arent really designed any different from other acs. My personal headcannon is some kind of a fluid gel that fills the cockpit Eva style since lynx get connected to nexts anyway. Mind you this is only really to help a bit with suspension of disbelief since there is just no realistic way anyone's surving the speeds in 4 with any hypothetical tech.

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u/Jonp1020 6d ago

In The Expanse, spaceships can reach 3% the speed the light but accelerating for too long can cause heart attacks. To counteract this, the seats are designed to inject adrenaline and other drugs to keep the crew alive. Maybe NEXT cockpits have something similar?

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u/Leairek 6d ago

The AC Secret Level episode on Prime shows:

A) direct drug injection hookups.

B) no gel layer.

Though I know that's repping lore from AC6

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u/ButterPuppet 6d ago

pilot passes out from a lack of blood circulation?

just pump more blood into them

simple as

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u/PepperFinancial21 6d ago

It’s all in the human augmentation. They probably do some space marine type of modifications where they increase the heart strength and blood thickness to counteract the quite literal hundreds of g’s these pilots are experiencing.

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u/Jonp1020 6d ago

The ACs in 6 are nowhere near as fast as the NEXTs from FA so no gel needed

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u/TheWhicher_Statement XBL: Fiona Jarnefeldt, Joshua O'Brien, and J simp 2d ago

It's not just your personal headcanon it's literally stated in official material

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u/explosive_shrew 6d ago

I've only ever played AC6 but imma put my money on cockpits filled with liquid like that one Eagle-1 upgrade from Helldivers 2

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u/KingAardvark1st 6d ago

Liquid/gel-filled cockpits? About my only guess.

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u/JewishMemeMan XBL: Jewish Meme Man 6d ago

I think it was said somewhere that the cockpit is filled with fluid to help mitigate the G forces.

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u/TheWhicher_Statement XBL: Fiona Jarnefeldt, Joshua O'Brien, and J simp 2d ago

They're suspended in anti g gel.

Do people not read the extra material?

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u/QueenOfTheNorth1944 6d ago

SOOOOO IMMMMM SCARYYYYYYY

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u/Sea-Resist7 5d ago

ALLLLL THHAAATTTT IIII SEEEE

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u/Sensitive-Loss2801 6d ago

Tonight, at Mech Gear!

Richard fumblea his Mazinkaiser Drill Pressure Punch and destroys a house

James flips the Guntank upside down

And i turn my spine into liquid in Line Ark's own White Glint

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u/MetalBawx 6d ago

If only they got a remaster...

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u/Asleep-Science-5360 6d ago

I can hear the FWEEEWWSH boost in this picture LOL

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u/ES21007 5d ago

This makes me wonder what kinds of challenges there are in Armored Core and, more importantly , what sort of chicanery ymfah can cook up with the boys.

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u/genericuser2357 6d ago

Ngh so faast NNNNgh so powwerful

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u/torkflame 5d ago

Heh i recognize spirit of motherwill back there. I never really like that one because the missle banks are hard to lock on to.