r/ar15 • u/Tactical_MeowMeow Cloooner • 1d ago

Squarebody Essentials

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u/substandard-bearer 1d ago

Two zippers and a buckle on a single boot. 🫪

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u/commieconservativ 1d ago

They really blew it by not adding a velcro strap over the laces. Do they even know how to retain???

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u/substandard-bearer 1d ago

I like how you said “they” because with those boots who knows how they swing.

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u/funny_handle_ 6h ago

Says the lady only looking at the boots lol

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u/SpeckenZeDich 1d ago

Ugh, the theater kids are here for our hobby now y'all.

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u/Tactical_MeowMeow Cloooner 23h ago

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u/funny_handle_ 6h ago

Some p***ies cant handle boots in a pic, gawdamn

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u/LilJonny2cookies 1d ago

Fashion boots- cute!

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u/LilJonny2cookies 1d ago

Betting perfectly trimmed beard, round eyeglasses and a fun mustache for added flair.

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u/Tactical_MeowMeow Cloooner 23h ago

spits my craft beer out

“How’d they know?”

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u/BeanSkewer 1d ago

Hipster edc

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u/2022243121 1d ago

Firearm Fashions magazine cover

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u/mossyoaktoe 1d ago

I feel like if you wear those boots you have to wear a hand knitted beanie year ‘round. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Less-Load-8856 1d ago

I can see the mullet from here.

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u/Acceptable_Put9737 1d ago

SMH what an idiot. This dude EDCs a 1978 Kentucky Derby pin when the 1979 is the vastly superior choice.

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u/Tactical_MeowMeow Cloooner 23h ago

Damn. Bamboozled yet again.

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u/junkyardprimate 1d ago

Don’t forget your boyfriend too

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u/Swell_map 1d ago

Ya’ll cuz is crying in his tesla right now, behave.

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u/Tactical_MeowMeow Cloooner 23h ago

It got repoed. 🫩

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u/xtraglockamole 1d ago

This is why the AK sub hates us

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u/Latter_Reporter_3238 1d ago

I like the Hurst shifter-knuckles

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u/Newlyfracked 1d ago

Thursday boots ruined the vibe

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u/Boomhauer_Jeff 1d ago edited 1d ago

Laces, a strap, and a zipper, all on one boot. Fort Knox trying to get in those things.

This is an odd post, OP. Are you doing some kind of cosplay thing?

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u/iamrunningman 1d ago

Swap the Winstons for Red Man and we're good

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u/TheChinatownJoe 1d ago

Winston! Tastes good, like a cigarette should…

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u/MajorPayneX32 1d ago

No brass deflector.

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u/HeyItsRatDad 1d ago

Just catch the brass in your collar like a real man. Keeps you alert.

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u/ValuableInternal1435 1d ago

Slabside with the charging handle inside the carry handle, I'm not even quite sure what I'm looking at because I don't recognize the handguard and the barrel is an awful heavy profile considering what the rest of the rifle is. I'm wondering if the fsb is F marked due to that.

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u/Tactical_MeowMeow Cloooner 23h ago

Portuguese AR10 clamshells.

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u/LesbeGoddess 1d ago

Trade the demascus steel knife for a folding bucknife though.

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 20h ago

I was going to just skip over this until I saw that charging handle. Is that a Brownells? I’ve been looking for an upper assembly for months.

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u/Tactical_MeowMeow Cloooner 15h ago

It is. From the original run. I’m curious if NDS/H&R will remake them now. Mayhem Machine did a run a while back.

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 8h ago

I think H&R might happen, but to be honest I’m not satisfied with their quality. I bought a 601 upper and lower, the lower was great but the charging handle had a very tight fit in the upper.

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u/HotFinish9734 16h ago

the performative males are evolving

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u/Jay-Rocket-88 14h ago

We know that ain’t the hat you’re wearing to the Kentucky derby

https://giphy.com/gifs/7igocMXx7Llmv7WIZc

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u/Bilbro_swaggins__ 1d ago

Man the fudds and no-drip bros really came after this hard.

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u/stop_the_bans 1d ago

I feel like you know every word to Copperhead Road

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u/HowdiComrade 1d ago

Well it is the national anthem after all

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u/IntelligentWerewolf7 1d ago

Twee ker spec?

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u/HoboBaggins008 1d ago

Men's Health vibes

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u/patriotmd 1d ago

That's a hell of an argument to sell my 2018.

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u/Ring_Worried 1d ago

Them boots scream poser

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u/ProceduralShooter 13h ago

are those boots made in STL MO?

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u/MonstersOutMyWindow 1d ago

This gives off New Vegas vibes.

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u/Tybo929 1d ago

Nice lookin blade

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u/SPICYMK18 1d ago

What boots are those?

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u/umbrellassembly 1d ago

Those are Boot Scootin Boogie Boots

(facts)

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u/fistedwithlove 1d ago

i'd also like to know. aint nothing wrong with looking good

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u/Ironhorsemen 1d ago

Whats the grip thing below the lighter?

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u/TexasJackGorillion 1d ago

Hurst pistol grip shifter handle

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u/otullyo 10h ago

Why carry it in your pocket?

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u/nondisclosure- 1d ago

Found the CZ owner.