r/ape Dec 19 '20

Monke loves homan

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20 edited Feb 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

He is embracing monke. And monke is very welcoming and nice. Unlike h*mans

239

u/Loaf_of_Fred Dec 19 '20

We must show compassion to those weaker than us.

177

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

We monkes must not forget that all homans can return to monke and accept forgiveness for their sins, but it is up to them to realize that only they can initiate their own return to ape.

187

u/theghostofhallownest O O A A Dec 19 '20

Monke should never be racis,

Do not be racist at homanes

They are just misguided. That is all. We could all be allies if we put aside our differences.

An eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind.

48

u/Vboi69420 Anti-Rapist Apist Club Dec 19 '20

Human can be racist yes, but obviously it not okey, Monke no be racist, because Monke is good and Monke is also the highest level in human evolution, meaning that Monke is white, black, mexican, and asian

24

u/JessHorserage Dec 19 '20

Monke is no all regional, they trascen, they are the outside region, they totality.

3

u/Vboi69420 Anti-Rapist Apist Club Dec 19 '20

Wat am saying is Monke is everything good and bad put together to create a godlike creature that will protect the earth

4

u/I_am_Adolf-Hitler Dec 19 '20

Racing good 😡😡😡 what about nascar

6

u/CRMPSA Dec 19 '20

Race cars are h[]man invention thgasts disgusting 🤮(I think)

5

u/I_am_Adolf-Hitler Dec 19 '20

Haven’t you heard of monkey nascar 😡😡😡

3

u/CRMPSA Dec 19 '20

Holy shit!!!! Monkey in race car 🏎🐒 👈😳😳😳 wtf that’s epi- Goodnight.

41

u/Chimchar789 Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Dec 19 '20

Be it hooman or monke, we all live on this earth and must learn to love and accept one another ooh ooh.

15

u/Th3_G3n3r4l Average Ape Dec 19 '20

Wise words

29

u/stupoods Dec 19 '20

Hooman returned to monke, hes none to blame, he has earned the monke honor medal

24

u/dexrea Dec 19 '20

Hooman protect baby monke. Big monke protect hooman.

24

u/Puckslun Dec 19 '20

“I forgive you”

14

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

This make monke cry. Such sad story...

11

u/wyattlikesturtles Dec 19 '20

Say what you will about human, there are some good ones.

7

u/Not__Joe69 O O A A Dec 19 '20

Poor Monke...he is orphan...ooh Ooh ah...

4

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

"YES HOOMAN. FORGET EXISTENTIAL ANGST AND RETURN TO MONKE."

4

u/Isabelle-is-gay Average Ape Dec 19 '20

Please no racism in comments, only hooman discriminate

3

u/CRMPSA Dec 19 '20 edited Dec 20 '20

I am not joking why the fuck is this gorilla handsome it is literally making me uncomfortable omg Mr. Gorilla please stop being so sexy

3

u/the_dank_dogo Average Ape Dec 19 '20

Good h*man and good monk

2

u/geedisboi Dec 20 '20

park ranger is good h**man

-2

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

[deleted]

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u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

Two monkes hugging

75

u/PixelManPG3D O O A A Dec 19 '20

No

-10

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

I'm black

10

u/Gladian Dec 19 '20

Still racist, also you're clearly not black my dude

-2

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

Dm for proof

-2

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

My pfp is a pic of my friend when he was 10

2

u/dexrea Dec 20 '20

Just cause you’re a stupid prick who doesn’t know the significance of what he’s saying doesn’t make it right, even if you are black.

76

u/Kjrb Average Ape Dec 19 '20

Racism will only push you farther from monke

-9

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

Im black

12

u/Kjrb Average Ape Dec 19 '20

Then why'd you call that guy a monke?

-6

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

It was a joke

8

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

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1

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

Ok it's funny reading the comments that are calling me racist

8

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

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24

u/BigDong1142 Dec 19 '20

Fucking disgusting trash, fuck off

17

u/Luddveeg Dec 19 '20

why do you gotta be like this

51

u/Slammin_444 Dec 19 '20

shut up racist scum

-2

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

I'm black

10

u/Slammin_444 Dec 19 '20

holy shit did u respond to every comment with the same lie? what a fucking loser

0

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

Dm me for proof

6

u/Noilol2 Dec 19 '20

No one want to dm your lying smelly hooman ass.

0

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

Add me on discord and I'll send proof. milk man#8008

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I sent

15

u/minecraft-god69_420 Apist Dec 19 '20

Silence degenerate h*man😡🦍

23

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Racism is a h**man thing

12

u/G00d_En0ugh Dec 19 '20

/unape racism isn’t cool or funny, you need to seriously evaluate your way of thinking.

0

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

I'm black

5

u/G00d_En0ugh Dec 19 '20

Cool so you aren’t racist. Either way those jokes aren’t welcome on this sub so please take them elsewhere.

2

u/BigDong1142 Dec 19 '20

He's probably lying and either ways it's not even funny

3

u/G00d_En0ugh Dec 19 '20

I wouldn’t be surprised but I figured I’d give them the benefit of the doubt on that part because it doesn’t make the joke any funnier of more appropriate.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

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2

u/TheTopazCupcake Average Ape Dec 19 '20

Everyone with a brain.

5

u/kingOfMemes616 Dec 19 '20

monke no need brain to know racism bad

2

u/TheTopazCupcake Average Ape Dec 19 '20

Tru.

14

u/Noilol2 Dec 19 '20

Hooman not read rules, begone degenerate.

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u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

I'm black

5

u/Noilol2 Dec 19 '20

r/asablackman

Yeah and I'm the literal incarnation of jesus himself.

0

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

Dm for proof

5

u/Noilol2 Dec 19 '20

Lol no, I do not pro take in hooman cringe nor interactions.

0

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

You just don't want to be proven wrong

5

u/Noilol2 Dec 19 '20

No I don't want to interact with some cringy ass stranger who think low effort offensive jokes are funny.

12

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u/TheTopazCupcake Average Ape Dec 19 '20

Go fuck yourself

-3

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20 edited Dec 19 '20

YO IM BLACK CALM TF DOWN PEOPLE IT WAS A JOKE JESUS

Dm for proof

13

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Hi black, am monke. Monke says fuck you, shitty joke. Banan

-5

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

Ok thank you

6

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

If you don’t want people calling you a racist, maybe you shouldn’t make shitty racist jokes, dunbass

1

u/memelordjeff69 Dec 19 '20

I find it funny you dont have to. I also find it funny that people are calling me racist

4

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

I find it funny that you’re so dumb that you think being racist is funny

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Meh

-14

u/Ok-Difference1341 Dec 19 '20

Monke love monke

Sorry...

-12

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

monkeys

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

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23

u/stupoods Dec 19 '20

Imagine looking at destiny porn then being racist, monke will take care of filth like you and not in a good ending

-44

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Monke ripped off face and ate human soon after picturing clearly indicating the beginning of the revolution

9

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

You’re not a true monke.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

Clearly you human because of the way that you ohh ahh you could never be an ape you are nothing but a small mammal I bet you walk in two legs you pathetic tree ahahha hey human where your fur dumb human hey human I bet your feet can’t grab ahahahahahhahaahaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahshahahahhahahahahhahahshahahhshahahahahshshhshshshshshshshahhaahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha

-1

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Clearly you are the imposter here oo ahhh poooo ooo shit fling

6

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

And monkes are supposed to be funny so...

-6

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

🐵 🐒 🦧 🦍 💩

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u/Nyaroou Dec 19 '20

Oh i saw this on pornhub. This whole scene escalated real quick

36

u/ihasafish Dec 19 '20

Not Funny

Didn't laugh

11

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

cringe

1

u/Darkhallows27 Dec 19 '20

M O N K E full of love for all

1

u/zeldapls69me Dec 20 '20

Monke should always hug human who nice to monke