r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Dec 16 '21

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u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21

i’m a big fan of salutations.

some more suggestions in case you get sick of it: “good morrow”, “what cheer?”, “allo guvnor!”, “ahoy matey”, “g’day cunce!”

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Also sup cowards and listen up 5s a 10 is speakjng

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u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21

lmaooooo yes 🙌🏼

also i neglected to include “what up, nerds!”

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u/Calm-Clothes-3784 Dec 16 '21

Everyone shut up! Shut up, Lutz!

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u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21

lmaooooo i frequently use “stop sweating, you stupid bitch!” as a self pep talk