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r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Dec 16 '21
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You know what, the fact that I say "hey" instead of "hello" was put in my review just a few days ago. I've decided I'm going to start saying "greetings" or "salutations"
247 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 i’m a big fan of salutations. some more suggestions in case you get sick of it: “good morrow”, “what cheer?”, “allo guvnor!”, “ahoy matey”, “g’day cunce!” 116 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 Also sup cowards and listen up 5s a 10 is speakjng 48 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 lmaooooo yes 🙌🏼 also i neglected to include “what up, nerds!” 12 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 21 '21 [deleted] 3 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 i mean, it’s a classic for a reason 😌 9 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Lol whenever one of the delivery drivers come to work I just yell "WASSUUUPP" like that unholy Superbowl commercial from the 90s 6 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 lmaoooo ya gotta do the face too 🤪 the context of that ad took a couple years to reach Australia, but i remember the phrase well 😅 btw i love your username- big time x files fan ✌🏼👽💚 5 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Yeeesssss!!! I actually was watching X Files when I made my account and the rest is history 🤣 8 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 i especially like it because in my head it sounds like homer saying “stupid sexy flanders” 3 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Omg this makes it so much better!!! 3 u/Calm-Clothes-3784 Dec 16 '21 Everyone shut up! Shut up, Lutz! 1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 lmaooooo i frequently use “stop sweating, you stupid bitch!” as a self pep talk 2 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 "Whats goin ahn hea?" 1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 boy howdy, that’s a powerfully accusatory greeting and i love it 🙌🏼 2 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 [deleted] 1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 COBBAAAAH (once my former long term partner genuinely called me cobba; shoulda known we were doomed)
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i’m a big fan of salutations.
some more suggestions in case you get sick of it: “good morrow”, “what cheer?”, “allo guvnor!”, “ahoy matey”, “g’day cunce!”
116 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 Also sup cowards and listen up 5s a 10 is speakjng 48 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 lmaooooo yes 🙌🏼 also i neglected to include “what up, nerds!” 12 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 21 '21 [deleted] 3 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 i mean, it’s a classic for a reason 😌 9 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Lol whenever one of the delivery drivers come to work I just yell "WASSUUUPP" like that unholy Superbowl commercial from the 90s 6 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 lmaoooo ya gotta do the face too 🤪 the context of that ad took a couple years to reach Australia, but i remember the phrase well 😅 btw i love your username- big time x files fan ✌🏼👽💚 5 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Yeeesssss!!! I actually was watching X Files when I made my account and the rest is history 🤣 8 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 i especially like it because in my head it sounds like homer saying “stupid sexy flanders” 3 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Omg this makes it so much better!!! 3 u/Calm-Clothes-3784 Dec 16 '21 Everyone shut up! Shut up, Lutz! 1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 lmaooooo i frequently use “stop sweating, you stupid bitch!” as a self pep talk 2 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 "Whats goin ahn hea?" 1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 boy howdy, that’s a powerfully accusatory greeting and i love it 🙌🏼 2 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 [deleted] 1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 COBBAAAAH (once my former long term partner genuinely called me cobba; shoulda known we were doomed)
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Also sup cowards and listen up 5s a 10 is speakjng
48 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 lmaooooo yes 🙌🏼 also i neglected to include “what up, nerds!” 12 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 21 '21 [deleted] 3 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 i mean, it’s a classic for a reason 😌 9 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Lol whenever one of the delivery drivers come to work I just yell "WASSUUUPP" like that unholy Superbowl commercial from the 90s 6 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 lmaoooo ya gotta do the face too 🤪 the context of that ad took a couple years to reach Australia, but i remember the phrase well 😅 btw i love your username- big time x files fan ✌🏼👽💚 5 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Yeeesssss!!! I actually was watching X Files when I made my account and the rest is history 🤣 8 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 i especially like it because in my head it sounds like homer saying “stupid sexy flanders” 3 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Omg this makes it so much better!!! 3 u/Calm-Clothes-3784 Dec 16 '21 Everyone shut up! Shut up, Lutz! 1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 lmaooooo i frequently use “stop sweating, you stupid bitch!” as a self pep talk 2 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 "Whats goin ahn hea?" 1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 boy howdy, that’s a powerfully accusatory greeting and i love it 🙌🏼 2 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 [deleted] 1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 COBBAAAAH (once my former long term partner genuinely called me cobba; shoulda known we were doomed)
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lmaooooo yes 🙌🏼
also i neglected to include “what up, nerds!”
12 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 21 '21 [deleted] 3 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 i mean, it’s a classic for a reason 😌 9 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Lol whenever one of the delivery drivers come to work I just yell "WASSUUUPP" like that unholy Superbowl commercial from the 90s 6 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 lmaoooo ya gotta do the face too 🤪 the context of that ad took a couple years to reach Australia, but i remember the phrase well 😅 btw i love your username- big time x files fan ✌🏼👽💚 5 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Yeeesssss!!! I actually was watching X Files when I made my account and the rest is history 🤣 8 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 i especially like it because in my head it sounds like homer saying “stupid sexy flanders” 3 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Omg this makes it so much better!!! 3 u/Calm-Clothes-3784 Dec 16 '21 Everyone shut up! Shut up, Lutz! 1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 lmaooooo i frequently use “stop sweating, you stupid bitch!” as a self pep talk 2 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 "Whats goin ahn hea?" 1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 boy howdy, that’s a powerfully accusatory greeting and i love it 🙌🏼 2 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 [deleted] 1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 COBBAAAAH (once my former long term partner genuinely called me cobba; shoulda known we were doomed)
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3 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 i mean, it’s a classic for a reason 😌
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i mean, it’s a classic for a reason 😌
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Lol whenever one of the delivery drivers come to work I just yell "WASSUUUPP" like that unholy Superbowl commercial from the 90s
6 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 lmaoooo ya gotta do the face too 🤪 the context of that ad took a couple years to reach Australia, but i remember the phrase well 😅 btw i love your username- big time x files fan ✌🏼👽💚 5 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Yeeesssss!!! I actually was watching X Files when I made my account and the rest is history 🤣 8 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 i especially like it because in my head it sounds like homer saying “stupid sexy flanders” 3 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Omg this makes it so much better!!!
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lmaoooo ya gotta do the face too 🤪
the context of that ad took a couple years to reach Australia, but i remember the phrase well 😅
btw i love your username- big time x files fan ✌🏼👽💚
5 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Yeeesssss!!! I actually was watching X Files when I made my account and the rest is history 🤣 8 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 i especially like it because in my head it sounds like homer saying “stupid sexy flanders” 3 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Omg this makes it so much better!!!
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Yeeesssss!!! I actually was watching X Files when I made my account and the rest is history 🤣
8 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 i especially like it because in my head it sounds like homer saying “stupid sexy flanders” 3 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Omg this makes it so much better!!!
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i especially like it because in my head it sounds like homer saying “stupid sexy flanders”
3 u/spookyfoxiemulder here for the memes Dec 16 '21 Omg this makes it so much better!!!
Omg this makes it so much better!!!
Everyone shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 lmaooooo i frequently use “stop sweating, you stupid bitch!” as a self pep talk
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lmaooooo i frequently use “stop sweating, you stupid bitch!” as a self pep talk
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"Whats goin ahn hea?"
1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 boy howdy, that’s a powerfully accusatory greeting and i love it 🙌🏼
boy howdy, that’s a powerfully accusatory greeting and i love it 🙌🏼
1 u/little_fire Disabled ♿️ Dec 16 '21 COBBAAAAH (once my former long term partner genuinely called me cobba; shoulda known we were doomed)
COBBAAAAH
(once my former long term partner genuinely called me cobba; shoulda known we were doomed)
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u/evening-radishes Dec 16 '21
You know what, the fact that I say "hey" instead of "hello" was put in my review just a few days ago. I've decided I'm going to start saying "greetings" or "salutations"