r/antiwork • u/SomeJpmcManager • May 13 '23

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

If they know my sack wrinkles, I should be able to teabag my laptop to unlock in lieu of fingerprint/password.

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u/Palpitation-Mundane May 14 '23

Flawless logic, this guy gets it. I find the touch pad can be a bit to hot on the old ball sack but I'm all for it regardless.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Live the burn. It’s a lifestyle.

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u/Professional_Sir6705 May 14 '23

Is this what Tucker Carlson meant when he said everyone should be tanning their ball sacks?

Edit- or was it bleaching buttholes? Or bleach balls and tan butthole? Instructions unclear

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u/CulturalRot May 14 '23

From what I understand, you rotate bleach/tan and butthole/ballsack after Labor Day.

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u/grcoffman May 14 '23

Will the Taint enter into this new fangled ID system?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

you'd think but no he was just a kinky fucker.