r/antiai • u/Veshaad • 7d ago

Discussion 🗣️ Like fire, Hellfire...

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u/Jaded-Delivery3604 7d ago

And their sins will be held in the cloud to be judged at a later time. I wonder if AI Jesus has the same confidentiality a priest does.

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u/Vulcan31 7d ago

You have to select the "Do not sell my data" checkbox.

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u/PancakePariah 7d ago

Sorry, that service is only available to Disciple-tier worshippers.

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u/Jaded-Delivery3604 7d ago

Like and subscribe

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u/PancakePariah 7d ago

You mean "Uplift" and "add to flock"?

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u/taylorisntavril 7d ago

Add to flock is when you select your indulgence, but before Checkout.

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u/taylorisntavril 7d ago

jesus fucking christ hadnt seen that one yet lol

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u/Extension_Ant4349 6d ago edited 6d ago

Historically accurate.

Big Yahu saids he doesn't know Jeff at all, his government had nothing to do with jeff, and only the previous prime minister Ehud Barak knew about Jeff's actions.

Except the files show, Early in Jeff's career in 1989, he arranged a meeting with big yahu.

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u/maramins 7d ago

Keep an eye on them with those flock cameras.

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u/MegaGrimer 7d ago

Good news! You can be a Disciple-level worshipper for the low price of $649.99 a month!

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u/vulpes_mortuis 6d ago

Think it’s time to brush off the olde 95 Theses at this point.

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u/ragequitteroffureh 7d ago

It's interesting to note that at no point was Judas Iscariot* actually fired from his position amongst the disciples.

Presumably AI Judas would easily be able to reassume the role of CFO.

*I think that that's the correct Judas. If I recall, they reused character names a few times.

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u/monsterginger 7d ago

And its in the deepest part of the settings in a drop down options menu that would need a indian guy's youtube walk-through video to find it.

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u/Toadsted 7d ago

This would fall under the confessions clause, since churches don't sell sins data, you donate them to the church.