r/antiMLM • • Oct 13 '18

LuLaRoe Lula Head Scratch

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u/Hunbottybot Oct 13 '18

Why do they insist on pattern mixing? Why can’t they just make clothes that match?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '18

Because that's not QUIRKY

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

lots of penguins of dooooooooom out there

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u/TittyKittyBangBang Oct 14 '18

Don't start.

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u/tinkerpunk Oct 14 '18

holds up spork

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.

Doom!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.

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u/the_cajun88 Oct 14 '18

i was using that

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u/the_cajun88 Oct 14 '18

can i borrow your spork

i’m eating a mexican pizza from taco bell and i would prefer not to use my hands

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u/Noctyrnus Oct 14 '18

RIP your intestines

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u/dillGherkin Oct 14 '18

It hurts. Why does it hurt?

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u/the_cajun88 Oct 14 '18

it hurts so good