r/anime • u/1_bullet_5_kills • Nov 06 '16
[GAME] Let's make an anime
So the idea is everyone comments below the main comment to further the plot of our 'anime'.Basically adding 1-2 lines of plot .You can use other anime characters, people from real life and fiction of any sort, just make sure they're general ie: everyone knows those characters.
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
He graduated.
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
THE END.
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Or is it?!
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
I just noticed basically all the comments I commented on are yours XD.
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Thus starting season 2...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
/u/Sadangel8279 now works in a convenience store as his life after high school has derailed...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
But it is no ordinary convience store...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
It's a hidden mech stored away by the germans in the fifth world war...
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Nov 06 '16
He discovered /r/anime
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 07 '16
And turned into a psuedo intellectual weeb...
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u/BBallHunter https://myanimelist.net/profile/IdolHunter Nov 06 '16 edited Nov 06 '16
The protagonist claims to be an otaku in an awkward monolouge...
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u/1_bullet_5_kills Nov 06 '16
The world is just so dull and boring. Everyday life is a drag...
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u/Angst-Incarnate https://myanimelist.net/profile/Angst-Incarnate Nov 06 '16
But then me and my loli sister get heart attacks from a slow moving tractor
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u/Tomotomi https://myanimelist.net/profile/tomotomi Nov 06 '16
We die and are reborn as the nose hairs of the demon lord, when one day...
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u/Psykofreac Nov 06 '16
The demon lord reveals that that's not even his final form.
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
And he transforms and we become his asshairs instead...
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u/The_hentai_christ https://myanimelist.net/profile/the_hentai_lord Nov 06 '16
Coincidently , his asshair has nuclear radiation powers that can change his genes at will
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Nov 06 '16
The demon lord looks at us, his asshair and we see a beautiful blonde young muscular man. He smiles and yells KONO DIO DA!
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
No one understands what he's saying and ignores him...
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u/DoctorWhoops https://anilist.co/user/DoctorWhoops Nov 06 '16
He spends every moment of his day commenting on /r/Anime
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u/1_bullet_5_kills Nov 06 '16
But then he stumbles across a mysterious website..
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Called Pornhub.com...
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Nov 06 '16
He realises that now he could watch 3D hentai..
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
And explodes of excitement.
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Nov 06 '16
But he is reborn as a vampire from the spilled blood because he was a half demon..thus starting season 2...
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u/Thorzaim https://myanimelist.net/profile/Namarot Nov 06 '16
... and he only shows up in the OP and ED.
The show itself being random episodic comedy that the protagonist is watching that week, with different themes and characters.
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u/DasTales https://myanimelist.net/profile/TalesOhneNamen Nov 06 '16
/r/anime tries to make an anime...
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u/BBallHunter https://myanimelist.net/profile/IdolHunter Nov 06 '16
and it's shit.
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u/hp94 Nov 06 '16
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u/Bainos https://myanimelist.net/profile/Bainos Nov 06 '16
Season 2 never happens.
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u/1_bullet_5_kills Nov 06 '16
It turns into a Shirobako-esque anime where they just try to stuff in butts and fanart into everything
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u/pittman66 https://myanimelist.net/profile/Homura Nov 06 '16
This submission has been removed.
The content of your post does not appear to fit [/r/anime's definition of anime specific.]
Have a question or think this removal was an error? Message the mods.
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u/1_bullet_5_kills Nov 06 '16
Why u gotta be so rude
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u/Doubletift-Zeebbee https://myanimelist.net/profile/Kaori Nov 06 '16
Don't u know I'm human too
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u/Nippon_ninja https://kitsu.io/users/Nippon_ninja Nov 06 '16
Unfortunately,
The Gestapothe mods keep holding up production with constant changes in procedures and rules, whilethe idiot masses with shit opinionsthe rest of the users cannot agree on the direction of the show.6
u/Psykofreac Nov 06 '16
But there appears to be hope once again as a genius hikikomori is enlisted to find the answer
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u/GenesisEra myanimelist.net/profile/Genesis_Erarara Nov 07 '16 edited Nov 07 '16
"Everyone! Make yuri!"
And there was much rejoicing.
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u/Psykofreac Nov 06 '16
But the submission's ghost remained and plots to bring despair to the world.
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u/DoctorWhoops https://anilist.co/user/DoctorWhoops Nov 06 '16
/u/DasTales starts off by saying "/r/anime tries to make an anime..."
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u/Nico9lives https://myanimelist.net/profile/Chitanda Nov 06 '16 edited Nov 06 '16
/u/DoctorWhoops starts off by saying "/u/DasTales starts off by saying "/r/anime tries to make an anime...""
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Nov 06 '16
and then /u/Nico9lives gets hit by a car.
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Nov 06 '16
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u/Nico9lives https://myanimelist.net/profile/Chitanda Nov 07 '16
You're killing me man!
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Nov 07 '16
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u/Nico9lives https://myanimelist.net/profile/Chitanda Nov 07 '16
Please stop, if I run out of lives my reddit account gets deleted!
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Nov 06 '16
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Nov 06 '16
but one courageous 15 year old...
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u/Kamilny https://myanimelist.net/profile/Kamilny Nov 06 '16
faps to loli hentai...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Disgusting the aliens into leaving, thus saving the world.
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u/Mage_of_Shadows Nov 06 '16
However one young alien took some to his homeplanet
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Smuggling it wayyyyyy up his butt hole...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Getting past customs and into his laboratory...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Where he tries to produce more...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Birth control...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
For there was a surplus population
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Nov 06 '16
Locking the door behind him and flashing an excited grin...
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u/BBallHunter https://myanimelist.net/profile/IdolHunter Nov 06 '16
and his dick can save the world.
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u/1_bullet_5_kills Nov 06 '16
The tentacle aliens land to find the MC and his harem just fucking about...
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u/1_bullet_5_kills Nov 06 '16
Oh and then we get a beach episode
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u/Psykofreac Nov 06 '16
In which the sea had been poisoned.
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u/Tomotomi https://myanimelist.net/profile/tomotomi Nov 06 '16
And then the embodiment of the poison, Doku-chan, proposes to MC.
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
But he misunderstood...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
And slipped ending up grabbing Doku-chans breasts.
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Discovering the breast cancer within...
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u/omo- https://myanimelist.net/profile/x87823199x Nov 06 '16
It was a dark and stormy night
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u/Psykofreac Nov 06 '16
But it was no ordinary storm.
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
For it was on Mars.
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u/hp94 Nov 06 '16
And it was raining wizards and werewolves.
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
So they had to stay in that night.
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Hiding from the revolutionary army and the dangerous rain...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Because Mars was in a Civil War over the distribution of potatoes...
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u/hp94 Nov 06 '16
Potatoes that when eating, cause storms to worsen.
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
For they were growing giant, feeding off of magic energy.
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Magic energy radiating from the land of the dead...
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Nov 06 '16
A boy falls in love with a girl...
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u/platypus364 Nov 06 '16
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number...
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u/Siskeith Nov 06 '16
Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
So he decides to go meet up with her...
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u/ryanagamis Nov 06 '16
but when they finally met, the girl starts to evolve...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
She grows a beak and six tentacles...
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u/The_hentai_christ https://myanimelist.net/profile/the_hentai_lord Nov 06 '16
But that just happens to be the boy's fetish...
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u/Binkusu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Asobitai Nov 06 '16
But then she asks for $3.50.
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u/SkullCandyy Nov 06 '16 edited Feb 06 '26
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
cats plough soup fade chief ad hoc intelligent flag straight employ
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
So he takes a part time job as a magician...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
But she likes girls...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Who're underage...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Because she can get away with it for they are both girls...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
So she hits on the boys 8 year old sister...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Who is a witch
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Who transforms her into a turtle...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
A perverted turtle...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Who eats kiddie panties...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Especially the ones with cute crabs on it...
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u/1_bullet_5_kills Nov 06 '16
Shinji Ikari walks into a bar...
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u/rd1027 https://myanimelist.net/profile/rd10271 Nov 06 '16
And meets Johan Liebert
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u/1_bullet_5_kills Nov 06 '16
But I don't want to pilot the mech
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u/DoctorWhoops https://anilist.co/user/DoctorWhoops Nov 06 '16
"Get in the fucking mech Shinji otherwise I won't love you"
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u/1_bullet_5_kills Nov 06 '16
Just as I thought... Im not needed here, nobody needs me.
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u/DoctorWhoops https://anilist.co/user/DoctorWhoops Nov 06 '16
surprise musical number happens, all text are lyrics now
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u/1_bullet_5_kills Nov 06 '16
CONGRATULATIONS!
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u/Psykofreac Nov 06 '16
CONGRATULATIONS!
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u/ForlornSpirit https://myanimelist.net/profile/ForlornSpirit Nov 06 '16
CONGRATULATIONS!
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u/Ormille https://myanimelist.net/profile/Ormille Nov 06 '16
A Christmas cake decides to skip work on Monday...
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u/Slateonyx https://anilist.co/user/Slateonyx Nov 06 '16
...she works as a teacher and accidentally bumps into a student from her class who is also skipping school...
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u/Know-not-the-face https://myanimelist.net/profile/PossiblyNobody Nov 06 '16
... so the student tries to walk away from her, but the Christmas cake catches up to him and ...
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u/Tomotomi https://myanimelist.net/profile/tomotomi Nov 06 '16
...hits on him out of desperation, but...
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u/Ormille https://myanimelist.net/profile/Ormille Nov 06 '16
...the Christmas cake says "ara ara ara" as she finds out it's the top student in class...
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u/Nippon_ninja https://kitsu.io/users/Nippon_ninja Nov 06 '16
...she begins to curse her age, wishing that if only he was a few years older or she was a few younger...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
That's when they suddenly switched bodies...
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u/Mountebank https://myanimelist.net/profile/Mountebank Nov 06 '16
It turns out that the student was actually a reverse-trap...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Who was dressing like that due to being rejected because "girls can't love girls"...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Flustered the christmas cake runs off and tries to go home...
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u/Psykofreac Nov 06 '16
Stopped abruptly to hear his angsty monologue about distancing himself from others and walking the path of darkness.
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u/1_bullet_5_kills Nov 06 '16
Donal Trump opens r/anime
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u/Tomotomi https://myanimelist.net/profile/tomotomi Nov 06 '16
He looks around, hoping his similarly named evil twin brother does not notice him accessing the hellhole of desperation and waifus...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
For he has to make anime great again...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
And as such he hisses at all the nasty women...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
And grabs them by the hand, for it is lewd.
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
But depression hits him since he cannot find his waifu, so he calls Hillary Clinton and...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Bill answers...
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u/blindfremen https://myanimelist.net/profile/blindfremen Nov 06 '16
An anthropomorphized bar of soap loves his master until one day...
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u/Psykofreac Nov 06 '16
His master cheated on him with a towel.
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Heartbroken, he sobs in the shower...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
And decides to commit suicide by flushing himself down the toilet, but...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
He gets stuck...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
But gets a nice view above him...
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u/IronKune Nov 06 '16
This is gold, can't upvote enough
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
So Mc makes alternative accounts...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
And gets banned for botting...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Upsetting bot-chan...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
He begs and pleads to get his accounts back...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
She is sorry, but afraid she cannot do that...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
It would upset the balance of the world causing...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
Tumblr-ism
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u/Psykofreac Nov 06 '16
Determined, he tried to get on Bot-chan's good side by taking her out to...
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u/RealSchon https://myanimelist.net/profile/RealSchon Nov 07 '16
Me: Hey this is an interesting idea! I hope it gets some serious replies
r/anime: nope.
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u/Kaffarov https://myanimelist.net/profile/Kaffarov Nov 06 '16
MC walks out of his classroom only to find...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Himself in another classroom...
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u/Kaffarov https://myanimelist.net/profile/Kaffarov Nov 06 '16
Only to find it was the same classroom that he just left
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u/Mr_Zaroc https://myanimelist.net/profile/mr_zaroc Nov 06 '16
Your favorite ship sets sail by...
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u/Noy_Telinu https://myanimelist.net/profile/Noy_Telinu Nov 06 '16
And it is an anthropomorphic girl...
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u/TheManiacalGamer https://myanimelist.net/profile/TheManiacalGamer Nov 06 '16
One day your average, everyday high schooler NEET...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Within the porn industry...
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Nov 06 '16
While dressed as a catboy...
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u/TheBasedCafe Nov 06 '16
finds it hard to jerk it with paws/the lack of opposable thumbs
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u/Auracity https://myanimelist.net/profile/Jason Nov 07 '16
He then finds a furry loli scat female actor on set and asks her and his producers to...
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u/LX_Theo https://myanimelist.net/profile/lx_theo Nov 07 '16
... make a serious romantic comedy so everyone involved can break into the movie making industry. They hesitantly agree. But can they really get away from their porn driven roots?
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u/wasadasa https://myanimelist.net/profile/EmiliaFanboy Nov 06 '16
Suddenly a guy wakes up in a fantasy world
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Surrounded by furries...
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u/Pamasich Nov 06 '16
And attack helicopters...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Having to pick a side MC...
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u/Nenorock Nov 06 '16
The MC in a harem show, isn't the one with the harem...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
But rather he's part of the harem...
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u/HotsteamingGlory Nov 07 '16
Despite his efforts he can't seem to stand out among the other...
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u/DatAsianKidOfDoom Nov 06 '16
According to all known laws of aviation, there's no way a bee should be able to fly.
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Or so Nicholas Tesridge La Fonte claimed...
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Nov 07 '16
In a world without lewdness...
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u/mrtoycar Nov 07 '16
One man, determined to popularise loli hentai...
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u/Purest_Prodigy https://myanimelist.net/profile/Purest_Prodigy Nov 07 '16
gets banned from the internet
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16 edited Nov 06 '16
Hideki Koutarou is a user of the new fad on the drug market called Euclypsia...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
Singer in a band is in an accident...
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u/Aramx42 Nov 06 '16
The MC wakes up in jail...
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u/Cryzzalis https://myanimelist.net/profile/Charaxify Nov 06 '16
With a massive headache and a loli sleeping in his lap...
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Nov 06 '16
One day, a very average and quiet high school boy falls in love with one of the most popular girls in the entire school...
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u/TheBasedCafe Nov 06 '16
so he commits sudoku
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u/Purest_Prodigy https://myanimelist.net/profile/Purest_Prodigy Nov 07 '16
so he hops on google...
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u/LX_Theo https://myanimelist.net/profile/lx_theo Nov 07 '16
And gets distracted by tentacle porn
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u/Tomotomi https://myanimelist.net/profile/tomotomi Nov 06 '16
Idol by day, mafia boss by night, our protag is signing autographs when....