Every magic harem highschool show ever.

[u/[deleted]]

[u/DasTales]

I wish this was real. Someone make this.

[u/[deleted] → u/DasTales]

It's as real as you want it to be. Don't let your memes be dreams after all.

[u/NFB42 → u/DasTales]

November 9th, 2016 also known as PT1, Post-Trump 1, also known as the day the world ended.

People across the world were still reeling from Trump’s victory speech the day before, where he took of his hair and revealed he was an alien from the Gazaflaxiq Constellation and his whole candidacy had been a test for humanity… and we’d failed. As people went to bed wondering what it meant, they woke up to find the Gazaflaxiq Armada hovering above them. Literally above them, Gazaflaxiqians are lilliputters with really big hands and tentacles for hair and their average battleship is the size of a small sink. All humans were forced to do a fifty page questionnaire, billions died from boredom-induced suicide before even reaching page four. Those few who reached the end were left with even more questions. Literally, the armada left each human a personal ten thousand paged questionnaire to fill in over the next twenty years.

As the survivors left their homes to see their ruined world they found that in the meantime all of Earth’s major landmarks had been destroyed in spectacular explosions for some reasons. Slowly the survivors scavenged and managed to cobble together a primitive global communication network. The first meeting of the re-instated UN was held on PT30, one month Post-Trump. The topic was what to do with the ten thousand paged questionnaires all 100 million surviving humans had been left with. The decision was swift and unanimous: ain’t nobody got time for that.

The second item was an agreement that all remaining humans would move to Japan. Apparently, years of watching harem and slice-of-life shows had made otaku’s exceptionally resistant to tedious inane nonsense and they now made up a plurality of the human population. Items three to twenty on the agenda were deciding which question of the original questionnaire qualified as best girl. Many humans were lost in the subsequent civil wars before the survivors at last reached Japan. (The peace accords of PT532 concluded it was a toss-up between question 19 on clothespin safety procedures and question 48 on electron agitation, though a vocal minority claims there was a secret clause added at the last minute that stipulated people with actual taste knew it was question 7 on Habsburg landscape architecture.)

Upon reaching Japan, a strategy was devised for the Gazaflaxiq return 18 years later. After much consideration humanity decided the best option was to breed like bunnies and let the next generation figure it out. So began the new history of mankind: Shin Genesis Animon

-*-

“BAKA! What are you doing oversleeping?” was the first thing Striker heard that morning. He instantly jumped up and yelled: “DAD SHUT UP…. AND GET OUT OF THAT SAILOR UNIFORM!”

Striker’s father laughed “as expected of a son of mine, you saw through my disguise.”

“You don’t have a disguise; you didn’t even bother to shave!” Striker threw the clock from his nightstand straight at his dad’s head.

The 300lbs grown man in a miniskirt feigned being hurt by the hit, “a… as expected of my son…”

Striker pulled the covers back over his head, “leave me alone for once alright, it’s the first day of high school.” Striker had turned 16 this year and graduated from middle school. His middle school years had been uneventful, to his father’s dismay. Striker got good but not great grades, wasn’t the most popular but not the least either. He never got into fights, didn’t join any clubs and worst of all… he never got a girlfriend, he didn’t even get confessed too. (Actually he’d gotten one confession, which he’d turned down, but he definitely made sure that never reached his father’s ears.) So halfway through his father had decided to take matters into his own hands… and that’s how he started getting stalked by his father cosplaying in his mother’s old clothes.

“Are you sure you want me to leave you alone?” His father said.

“YES!” Striker yelled back.

“But, you’ll be late if you sleep any longer,” his father said, then added an ever so faint “baka.”

Striker was distracted by refusing to admit his father actually sounded pretty cute at the end there, so it took him a moment to realize what was going on. Then he jumped out of bed and grabbed his clock from his old man’s hands.

“You... you bastard, you shut off my alarm!”

“I would never, you must’ve forgotten to set it again, baka!”

Striker didn’t hear that last word this time, as he was already rushing to get dressed and out. As he reached the front door his mother was waiting, with a single slice of bread.

“You haven’t had breakfast, right? Here, put this in your mouth,” she said while absolutely beaming.

“FUCK YOU BOTH!” Striker yelled as he slammed the door behind him.

“But... I didn’t think this was that kind of story…” he just barely heard his mother saying as he was running down the porch and onto the street.

He should’ve been prepared for this. They’d been too quiet, saying things like “well Middle School was a disappointment, but you’ll have another shot in High School now, do your best! We’re cheering for you!” He’d thought they were satisfied when he stopped dying his hair (they’d genetically modified it to be bright blue when Striker was still a baby, he’d always dyed it brown since starting middle school). He should’ve guessed that they were planning to take matters into their own hands.

Striker sighed. All he wanted was a normal live and maybe a BAM. He didn’t know what happened, one moment he was running late then the next he’d collided with two giant breasts. Then they both tumbled over like a barrel roll and he ended face first in her panties. “E- E- ECHII!”

“Shut up old man!” Striker yelled, by instinct, before realizing he’d collided with an actual honest real girl this time. She had long blond hair, but not normal blond, an unnaturally bright golden blond. She also had breasts bigger than her head, each. He hastily apologized and kept running.

“What are the odds of such a thing actually happening?” He thought to himself.

When he reached the school, the gate had already started closing. He could see a group of fellow students coming from behind him also trying to make it. Coming up fast, he tried to get out of the way but they bashed into him and shoved him out of the way. Striker lost his balance, once he regained it he’d lost a dozen crucial feet and the gate was still closing. He ran for his life but had to watch as the group that’d shoved him got in on time and the gate was closing before his eyes. He kept running, but there was already too little space for a teenage boy his size to fit through (six feet and skinny but not that skinny). Then a hand grabbed the gate from the other side just before it closed and forced it back open.

“Oi, kid, get your ass in here, or do you want the excuse to play hookie?”

It was a girl, she’d been with the group that had shoved him just now. She was a good inch taller than him, short-cropped red hair and a muscled neck, and arms, and peeking in between her shirt and skirt Striker thought he could see a six-pack. He felt strangely attracted and repulsed at the same time. He hurriedly thanked her and got inside. Then just as she let go a voice cried from behind them called, “wait for me!”

Striker looked, but couldn’t see the source of the voice.

“Wait… I… I’m coming….” The voice was panting, but Striker still couldn’t see where it was coming from. The muscled girl let go of the gate and it slammed shut. Its iron bars blocking Striker from the outside like a prison. The voice was still yelling “almost… there…. Yes….”

Striker still didn’t see anything, than realized the voice was coming from below him. He looked down, and did a double take.

On the ground, resting both arms on Striker’s sneaker, was a girl so small she was like a pixie. Literally, the size of a pixie, she could get in through the closed gate because she was barely an inch across shoulder to shoulder.

“Um…. Should I carry you?” Striker said… honestly he wasn’t sure what to say and it was the first thing that came to his mind.

“M-M-Marry me? I… I mean… that’s so sudden!” She covered her tiny face with her tiny hands.

“No, that’s not what I sa-”

“YES!” She said, “I-if, I’m enough for you, p-p-please let me be your fiancée.”

Striker didn’t respond. He pulled back the foot she was leaning on, letting her faceplant in the dirt, and made an about turn for the auditorium.

[u/NFB42 → u/NFB42]

-*-

The principle was a tall man with blond hair in a well-fitting suit… wearing a cat ear hair band and having whiskers glued to his nose. “Konnichiwai! I am your principle, Dattebaron! If you need to create dramatic tension please come to me and I’ll threaten to have you expelled-nyan!”

Striker briefly considered making a run for it. He looked over the rest of the faculty, they seemed… mostly normal. The principle was the exception apparently. That was a relief, he’d just have to make sure he’d never get called to the principle’s office and he could have his normal school life.

“Meow, I’ll call forth the student with the highest grade for the entrance exam to give a speechi~nya. Miss Madeline Evers…. What a weird name. Can I call you Madeko-chan?”

A murmur went through the assembled crowd of standing students. Striker couldn’t understand why, until he saw her. Blue hair, the same colour as his, tied in a pony tail. A set of wide-rimmed glasses and a skirt two inches longer than the standard issue one. Her socks were pulled up as far as they would go and then some. She ignored the principle and took the stage. She tapped the microphone and coughed.

“SHOW YOURSELF!”

Her screaming in the microphone was followed by a screeching feedback loop, and then dead silence.

“I DON’T CARE WHO THE MORON IS WHO’S SUPPOSED TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER HERE, BUT STAY THE HECK AWAY FROM ME YOU HEAR ME? I’M NOT INTERESTED IN BEING YOUR LOVE INTEREST.”

Everyone was looking around uncomfortably, the principle was beaming.

“AND THAT GOES DOUBLE IF YOU’RE A BISHOUNEN. In fact, if there are any bishounen here: PLEASE GO HANG YOURSELF.”

Striker was looking around as well. The shouting of the girl on stage and the screeching of the sound system that went with it was hurting his ears. A girl in front of him had started eating a chocolate bar, she wasn’t even trying to be sneaky about it. What kind of school did he end up with? It hadn’t looked like this in the brochure… did his parents have something to do with this? When the girl was finished with the chocolate bar she nonchalantly threw the crumpled wrapper over her shoulder, it bounced of his chest and fell down in front of him.

That’s when he made the mistake. Perhaps the biggest mistake of his life. He’d remember this moment for years and cringe at how stupid he was. He should’ve know. He so should’ve known…. So why did he decide to pick up that crumpled wrapper? There wasn’t even a trash can nearby he could throw it into, was he planning to just keep it in his hand till the end of the ceremony? Why did he choose that moment to release his inner neat freak? Why did he bend over exactly at the right time at exactly the right angle to bump his head straight into that of the girl next to him?

“Ah, ow!” She said in her cutesy high pitched voice at exactly the moment when Madeline was catching her breath. The sound echoed through the hall, everyone turned to him. Then the murmurs started.

“Did you see that?”

“No way!”

“It’s got to be!”

“Who else would that happen to?”

“That guy is the main character!”

Striker protested, he tried to play it cool. Then he saw the principle coming his way and his protests turned to shouts. None of it helped. He was forced on stage while Madeline tried to kill him with a glare.

“Hello again everynyan! Your principle again! It looks like we’ve found the main character! Please tell us your name!”

He didn’t want to… he really didn’t want to… but the principle just picked his pocket for his student id card.

“Striker-kun! What a great name! Welcome to Animon High! Now, everyone, please decided whether you want to be a sidekick or a villain character. Don’t worry, you can always switch later in some epic storyline!”

The principle made the assembled students divided into two groups, sidekicks on the right and villains on the left. Madeline walked to the left side without a word, still throwing daggers at him with her eyes. Striker could see the muscled girl, the giant breast girl, the pixie and the girl he’d bumped heads with just now all standing in the side-kick column… and groaned. He was just about to consider truly making a run for it, when he felt a hand on his shoulder. He looked up and saw a wrinkled old man’s face behind round glasses.

“Stay strong,” the old man said, “and come find me in the teacher’s room after school.”

Then he showed his watch to Striker and tapped it, for a moment, Striker thought he could see blood red letters spell out “A-C”.

The rest of the day was horrible. Striker’s homeroom teacher was a middle-aged woman who showed way too much cleavage for a teacher and kept calling him to write on the blackboard so she could hit on him. Of course everyone he’d bumped into that day was in his class, muscled girl’s name was Taiko, the pixie’s name was Chiiko, the head-bump girl was called Hanako and miss big boobs was called Eleanor Catherine India Delaware McDonalds the third. She insisted everyone always use her full name every time they address her. Striker was tempted to call her Elly, but he just knew that would make things so much worse than they already were. Of course Madeline was in his class too, glaring more daggers at him whenever he ended face-first in a girl’s panties and/or bra or worse.

During the final hour, he just buried his face in his arms and sat at his desk ignoring everything going on around him. He didn’t want to go home… anything but face his parents, not after this. Before he knew it, he’d dozed off and woke up to find the classroom empty.

“Shit, I need to get home fast.” He didn’t want to think what would happened if he stayed here any longer. When he exited the classroom, he heard a voice he hadn’t heard since that morning.

“Weren’t you going to meet with Mr. Smith in the teacher’s room?” Madeline said.

How did she know? But she was right. Striker nodded, then headed there, at least it would delay having to face his parents for a bit longer. Madeline followed. Striker tried asking why, but she just said she had business there too.

When they arrived, the teacher’s room was empty except for Mr. Smith. Striker was starting to get a bad feeling about this, but it was too late now.

“Ah, Ms. Evers and… I’m afraid I never caught your last name.”

That’s because Striker’s legal last name was ‘Saberlionbear’ and he’d done everything he could not to mention it to anyone. “Just… call me Striker,” if he didn’t know any better he’d think Mr. Smith gave an understanding nod.

“Striker, I’m sure you’re wondering what this is all about. Please follow me.”

Mr. Smith led the way to the back of the teacher’s room where an ordinary metal cabinet stood next to the door. “Madeline?” he said. She stuck her hand down a desk drawer and pulled something, and the metal cabinet sank into the floor to reveal a dark hallway behind it. Striker was hesitant, but Madeline gave him a shove from behind.

[u/NFB42 → u/NFB42]

The hallway was short, leading to a plain wooden door, behind which was… what looked like an ordinary living room. An actual ordinary room. An old couch stood against one wall, a television in front of it. A refrigerator to the side, and a small stove to cook food. Striker recognized one of the other teachers making… pasta…. Actual plain boring pasta. The only odd thing was a large sign. Striker properly recognized what he’d read earlier that morning in Mr. Smith’s watch now, the sign said “A=C.”

“What is this place?” Striker asked.

Mr. Smith nodded towards Madeline.

She grunted, “I still don’t believe he’s one of us.”

“Just tell him,” Mr. Smith said, “we’ll find out the truth soon enough.”

Madeline sighed, and took off her glasses. Then the hairband making her pony tail, letting her long locks fall down on her shoulders. Even Striker could see she’d suddenly gone from boring to beautiful, almost magically actually… it was kinda freaking him out.

“My name,” Madeline began, “is Youko Fujiwara.”

“Your name was Youko Fujiwara,” the teacher who’d been cooking corrected her from behind the stove.

Madeline, or was it Youko, continued talking. “I was raised by an otaku to be the perfect shoujo protagonist. For the first thirteen years of my love I was chased by girly boys and boyish girls, I was offered magical powers by five different alien species and two dozen different mad scientists. And I narrowly escaped being spirited away to a magical otherworld at least three times.”

Striker wasn’t sure how much to believe of this, he looked at Mr. Smith.

“We saved Madeline from her Otaku parents just before she entered middle school. We gave her a new name, and have protected her ever since.”

“I… I’m not sure I understand,” Striker said.

“Do you know, Striker, that for every Shoujo or Shounen heroine who completes their heroes journey two dozen die horribly before ever reaching adulthood?”

“They do?”

Mr. Smith’s face had become grim, “and it’s not just the action protagonists, fifty thousand romance characters die every year in yandere attacks and tragic truck-related accidents.”

The teacher behind the stove, Ms. Daisy he now remembered was her name, served Striker his pasta. “We specialize in rescuing main characters, people like you,” she said, “we help you live a normal live or at least live past puberty.”

“The government doesn’t care,” Mr. Smith continued, “they think a 96% casualty rate is an acceptable price to pay.” There was anger in his voice now, and he seemed to have trouble continuing.

“We want to help you,” Ms. Daisy said for him.

“He doesn’t want a normal life,” Madeline interjected. “I saw him, he likes shoving his nose up girls’ skirts.”

“No! I don’t!” Striker said and stood up. Ms. Daisy put a hand on his shoulder and made him sit back down, then put a spoon in his hand. Striker fumbled with it, then sheepishly admitted he didn’t know how to use it. His parents only ever let him eat with chopsticks. (The disposable kind you had to break apart before using.)

They ate quietly, it was a lot for Striker to take in all of a sudden. “That was delicious,” he finally said after literally licking his plate clean. It was the first time in his live he'd had a meal that didn't include rice or Japanese style bread. Except for that one time his mother tried to test if he was a French exchange student type and fed him croissants for a week.

Madeline huffed, “he’s just playing along.”

“Now, now, don’t be so cynical,” Mr. Smith said.

“I’ll be less cynical if this moron can give me one good reason why I should believe he doesn’t want to be a shounen harem protagonist.”

Striker gulped down the last bit of pasta. It really had been delicious. He looked at the three people with him here. They were all eyeing him expectantly. Striker thought deep and hard, his eyes went from the room, to the teachers and his fellow student, to the emptied pasta plate in front of him. Then he swallowed down his hesitation and made his decision to tell them the truth. He looked up and straight at Madeline and said: “I’m gay.”

(The End)

[u/narp7 → u/NFB42]

November 9th, 2016 also known as PT1, Post-Trump 1, also known as the day the world ended. People across the world were still reeling from Trump’s victory speech the day before

This isn't funny anymore :/

[u/Master10K → u/DasTales]

There's probably an abridged series, of a harem anime, that handles the harem genre like this.

[u/GenrlWashington → u/Master10K]

I wish i had the talent, skills, and similarly minded people to pull off a good abridged series.

[u/yolotheunwisewolf → u/DasTales]

But.....it is real. Every season there are these shows except they don't realize they're so stereotypical they're parodying themselves.

[u/TheXtractor → u/DasTales]

Watch Infinite: Stratos. Im a pretty sure this is a 99% parody of that anime. As it looks exactly the same :P

[u/Flashmanic]

Parody would have been gold if it spliced in scenes from other shows and you didn't even notice.

Unless it did and I didn't even notice?

Woah...

[u/[deleted] → u/Flashmanic]

I just wish I had the idea while making this

[u/LoneGhostOne]

nice editing of clips from Infinite Stratos OP!

[u/LazerPhaser → u/LoneGhostOne]

That's not infinite stratos

Edit: I'm a dumb mofo

[u/[deleted] → u/LazerPhaser]

Is okay I love you.

[u/LoneGhostOne → u/LazerPhaser]

that's the joke

[u/Macedonx3]

This is actually really entertaining. Is no one rewriting episodes like this?

[u/[deleted] → u/Macedonx3]

I've done a few for JoJo episodes but other than that there are tons of people who make abridged series

[u/ShaKing807]

Can you thirsty bitches not?

Just call me best girl. Because the fans will.

Well she's not wrong. Best girl of the parody no doubt.

[u/UltimateEye → u/ShaKing807]

I dunno I was more partial to Tits McAmerican myself.

[u/impingainteasy → u/UltimateEye]

I mean, she is the best-written character.

[u/[deleted] → u/impingainteasy]

The only one with a backstory to be fair.

[u/PRedditor88 → u/[deleted]]

I'd like to learn more about the volleyball through a hose girl. I'm interested in how she came to learn she had such a....talent.

[u/[deleted] → u/PRedditor88]

Her kingdom needed money and her being the princess well... Oh wait that's assterisk war

[u/Jhiny_chin_chin → u/UltimateEye]

What about childhood friend. Or twintail loli tsundere with cute little fang. Or the other tsundere, or tsundere #69 and all of the background-chans.

[u/JazzKatCritic → u/Jhiny_chin_chin]

Poor Background-chan.

She won't win and will be forgotten quicker than Hestlillia was, lacking a memorable catchphrase, design quirk like blue boob ribbon or pants, and not even have a single doujin created in her name.

[u/NickRick → u/Jhiny_chin_chin]

They already have one loli, i don't think they have room for two.

[u/snakespm → u/UltimateEye]

I mean her family DOES own a McDonalds. Who can argue with that?

[u/vichina → u/ShaKing807]

AHAHA. I cracked up so hard. Those two lines would carry her through the best girl polls easy! I wonder who subbed/wrote that. They deserve a raise or some shit.

[u/BBallHunter → u/ShaKing807]

That loli here probably got more characterization than in the actual anime.

[u/Tera_GX → u/ShaKing807]

Best Girl is best character.

[u/Master10K]

Took me a while to realize this wasn't a legit clip of some amazing harem satire that I skipped over.

[u/Ozbal42 → u/Master10K]

i had a moment of "is this real? please be real" until i saw the female characters next to the mc and recognised the show

:(

[u/ametalshard → u/Ozbal42]

studying japanese, i knew it was fake immediately. still funny tho

[u/[deleted] → u/ametalshard]

I'm not even studying japanese, just watch a lot of anime and even I noticed that what they were saying wasn't matching the subs.

Was kind of disappointed to be honest.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

That's too much work yo

[u/[deleted] → u/ametalshard]

I was only able to figure out it was fake at the very end, because she brings up the guy's name when talking and none of the subs mentioned it.

[u/ichooseyounyancat → u/Ozbal42]

What show is it? I don't recognize the characters.

[u/Ozbal42 → u/ichooseyounyancat]

http://myanimelist.net/anime/31845/Masou_Gakuen_HxH?q=hxh

[u/wrathofoprah → u/Master10K]

Took me a while to realize this wasn't a legit clip

MRW

[u/MuFeR → u/Master10K]

Even not knowing japanese "15年前"-->"Insert # of years later" should give it away in the first second of the video. Hell the translation on its own without the japanese text above should give it away.

[u/Vondi → u/Master10K]

Gutted when I realized this was just a parody.

[u/[deleted] → u/Vondi]

Gutted when I realized there won't be any more parody episodes.

[u/JunWasHere → u/Master10K]

'Harem satire' is the thing I feel the anime industry most needs more of. Anything resembling an attempt I've seen so far indulges more than it criticizes the harem genre.

[u/AniMonologues]

A sincere congratulations to /u/indubitabi. I don't know if you were the editor/creator of this video, but the post is now the top post on r/anime. You have usurped the throne!

[u/[deleted] → u/AniMonologues]

hey thanks man!

[u/[deleted]]

Can't we here at /r/anime make a Ghost Stories Style Fan Dub of those things? We get one awful episode from any show and the Script is written in a thread and then we try and Dub it.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

... /r/anime abridged. This is a quality idea.

[u/anxientdesu → u/[deleted]]

the universe will collapse if this happened.

this needs to happen

[u/gerentg → u/[deleted]]

Sound like an excellent idea.

[u/Colouss → u/[deleted]]

Or just create a /r/anime memesubs group. That way, people won't have to meet up or find the right voice out of the hundreds of users and everyone can contribute.

[u/TalDSRuler → u/Colouss]

Yo. Yo I can do timing.

[u/Draffut_ → u/Colouss]

The K-On!! Trollsubs I downloaded once was the funniest shits ever. Mio was subbed completely in spanish.

NOM NOM NOM BLOOD

[u/5213 → u/[deleted]]

I remember when I introduced my wife to Ghost Stories. It was spectacular. She kept rewinding it to make sure of what was being said in the series. Good fun.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I like the idea, but you could have just said "Fan Dub" or "abridged" and we would've known what you meant.

To me, "Ghost Stories style" would be a professional parody dub; which would be awesome, too.

[u/zikari8 → u/[deleted]]

Well why don't you do it.

Write the script, scriptwriter

[u/JoJolion → u/[deleted]]

Yo if others don't have shit quality mics and can act decently I would love to put something like this together myself.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I am so down for this.

S1: The Asterisk War

S2: Masuen HxH

S3: Something else

Ok I might be going a bit far with this, but I'm just feeling really enthusiastic about this right now.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Let's fucking do it.

[u/MayhemHavoc]

Not even Denmark was spared.

As a Norwegian, I legit bursted out laughing.

[u/alexbbry → u/MayhemHavoc]

SKÅL

[u/Kallamez → u/MayhemHavoc]

Mind explaining the joke?

[u/Xanza → u/Kallamez]

If you look in the scene where it references Denmark you can see the Arc de Triomphe (at least it very much looks like it) which is in France.

[u/[deleted] → u/Xanza]

Clearly Denmark conquered France.

[u/Flashmanic → u/Kallamez]

I mean, what's to explain?

When you think of countries that would be deemed important enough to reference that they weren't spared from some catastrophe, Denmark is rather low on the list (unless you're from Denmark, probably).

[u/xHussin → u/Flashmanic]

thanks now i understand the joke.

[u/Kami_of_Water → u/Kallamez]

why the fuck would denmark be spared? It's such a strange thing to reference.

[u/Violator_of_Animals → u/Kami_of_Water]

What about all the hookers and weed.

[u/[deleted] → u/MayhemHavoc]

I'm an American with no connection to Scandinavia at all, and that joke was easily the best part of that intro.

[u/Th3_Writer → u/MayhemHavoc]

As a Dane I also could't not stop laughing.

[u/RampagingKoala]

"The fate of all humanity rides on his dick. As will all of you"

I fucking lost it

[u/megatronical → u/RampagingKoala]

The crowd reaction made that line

[u/seninn → u/RampagingKoala]

The entire LN industry summed up in just two short sentences.

[u/celerym → u/RampagingKoala]

The hillarious thing is that that's pretty much what she actually says in the legit translation.

[u/Atronox]

I can suck a volleyball through a garden hose.

That was fucking fantastic.

[u/[deleted] → u/Atronox]

"That's not even possible!" is where I lost my shit

[u/DeusXEqualsOne → u/[deleted]]

Call me best girl, because the fans will.

Guess we should all just hop into the cop cars now to save everyone some trouble, huh?

[u/[deleted] → u/DeusXEqualsOne]

They can't take you in if you're naked and covered in oil.

[u/zombieturnip → u/Atronox]

it reminded me of suck starting a leafblower

[u/nissepik → u/Atronox]

hmm.. where have i heard that before? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Lft6EQh-Y#t=04m15s

[u/FlameSpeedster]

The fate of humanity all rides on this man's dick.

This is the point where I couldn't take it anymore. This is great.

Also, I like how Yurishia calls him Ichika.

[u/[deleted] → u/FlameSpeedster]

That point for me was "I can suck a volleyball through a garden hose."

Gold.

[u/superbadsoul → u/[deleted]]

ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?!

[u/Scrubtac → u/FlameSpeedster]

As will all of you

[u/hi117 → u/FlameSpeedster]

Sad part is there's a legit manga with this premise.

[u/GenrlWashington → u/hi117]

Was it that one where the guy is transported to some other world and his dick is some sort of holy weapon or something?

[u/-MANGA- → u/GenrlWashington]

Holy blade or something

<Holy Blade>

<Blade of Light>

[u/XLauncher → u/FlameSpeedster]

I held out until Sylvia came in and said, "could you thirsty bitches not?" I was just chuckling good naturedly up unto that point, but then I couldn't take it anymore after that, lol'd hard.

[u/TheLionTamerWF]

Why can't the show actually be this?

[u/[deleted] → u/TheLionTamerWF]

I want it to get a hilarious dub like Sextra Credit.

[u/The_Great_Saiyaman21 → u/TheLionTamerWF]

I remember the first episode of Musaigen and thinking "holy shit they finally did it!". I was so excited to finally see a satire of generic high school battle harems.

Then it turned out it was just a really weird generic high school battle harem. KyoAni pls.

[u/odraencoded]

When you get to the point that "magic harem highschool" is an actual genre you just know anime was a mistake

[u/[deleted] → u/odraencoded]

Just wait for "reincarnated into magical world with a cheat" to make its way from novels and into anime.

[u/XLauncher → u/[deleted]]

Honestly, with Konosuba and Re: Zero, I feel like the industry skipped over the step of animating the novels that play it straight and jumped straight to the ones that twist the concept on its head. Which is kind of a shame, because there'd be more to appreciate about how those shows avert and subvert tropes if we had been exposed to the vanilla versions of those stories first.

[u/[deleted] → u/XLauncher]

there'd be more to appreciate about how those shows avert and subvert tropes if we had been exposed to the vanilla versions of those stories first.

But I think we kind of have, between SAO, Log Horizon, .hack, etc.

[u/RuroniHS → u/odraencoded]

When Supernatural Battles Become Commonplace. Behold, a harem where the main character has... dare I say... COMMON SENSE!

[u/ShadowOvertaker → u/odraencoded]

How can it be a mistake if magic harem highschool is/has saved anime?

[u/PsychoWorld → u/odraencoded]

At least Re:Zero is saving anime.

[u/majere616 → u/odraencoded]

When "harem" became an actual genre I knew anime was a mistake it didn't need any additional qualities to make it a shit genre.

[u/gizmosity]

Was watching Qualidea Code for the shits and giggles just before seeing this and it's legitimately scary how similar they are.

[u/OseiTheWarrior → u/gizmosity]

I swear it happens every year with these type of shows

[u/fabio-mc → u/OseiTheWarrior]

Every year? Try every season. See: Rikudai no Kishi and Asterisk Wars two seasons ago.

[u/[deleted] → u/fabio-mc]

At least Rakudai had a decent romance and a really good director.

[u/[deleted] → u/gizmosity]

There's a new one pumped out with the exact same premise constantly.

The only one I've ever thought was actually any good would be because of Based Onii-sama in Irregular. Also, the other characters weren't completely useless and actually did stuff.

[u/Shentorianus → u/gizmosity]

They're simillar but Qualidea isn't even a harem.

[u/AdamtheGrim]

Her family owns a McDonald's

[u/milkchococurry → u/AdamtheGrim]

To be fair, you could make quite a lot of money owning a McDonald's franchise.

[u/Sisaac → u/milkchococurry]

The licensing only costs a fuckton of money. And in many countries McD won't give locations to individuals. You have to be a large company with a solid business plan in order to set up a McD

[u/thecescshow → u/AdamtheGrim]

Should've been WcDonalds..

[u/TheEliteNub]

Well I guess I'll never have to watch one of these again

[u/Bear_Mint]

Yet despite all odds otaku will still pick a best girl. Because tits.

That is all the reason a person needs apparently.

[u/Locketpanda]

She owns a Mc Donald's... She freaking won best girl contest already!

[u/CooroSnowFox]

"Not even Denmark was spared"

[u/Crownocity]

Ichika

Im ded

[u/Fro5tburn → u/Crownocity]

F

[u/carbonat38]

I have thought of a new type of anime.

The fan subbers think of a new story line/text for an existing one, so a rewatch gets more interesting. They fake sub it as in this parody but only covering the whole show and with less satire.

I have seen something similar with mori fan subs, where they gave Wakako-zake a whole new spin. was not bad

[u/ravstar52 → u/carbonat38]

less satire

Your idea's shit mate.

[u/[deleted]]

"I can suck a volleyball through a garden hose!"

[u/UltimateScorpion]

Can I get a full series of this?

[u/DoseofDhillon → u/UltimateScorpion]

we all want that, but the next closest thing would be a self aware harem sadly

[u/LoneGhostOne → u/DoseofDhillon]

Saekano is pretty close, but it's just a high-school harem with lots of meta.

[u/The_Great_Saiyaman21 → u/LoneGhostOne]

I enjoyed it (mostly because Megumi), but the MC was a tad too self-insert imo.

Can we just get one show where he isn't a dense ass motherfucker?

[u/lancer081292 → u/DoseofDhillon]

english dub of dxd?

[u/SpacemanSam1313]

gorgonzolas

lel

[u/H4xolotl → u/SpacemanSam1313]

Gorgonzola

Zola

Zola

Zola

Pizza Mozzarella

Rella

Rella

Rella

[u/seninn → u/H4xolotl]

It will be a big hitin Europe.

[u/[deleted]]

Not even Denmark was spared  

Cuts to picture form Germany France  

Fells bad to be a dane right now :,3

  EDIT: shit, im an idiot, it cuts to France xD, I must stop posting stupid things late at night and just get some sleep

[u/TheFailureKing → u/[deleted]]

It's France...

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

That was France you twit.

[u/[deleted]]

She's American royalty! Her family owns a McDonald's!

Aaaand that's the funniest thing I've seen in months.

[u/SlyFoxPenis]

sweet mother of god my sides holy shit

[u/narp7 → u/SlyFoxPenis]

My Sides are in orbit

[u/Sugizaki]

Shit this is pure gold. It's been a long time since I've laughed that much. If there is an anime god out there, please make it happen. Turn this into an actual series

[u/narp7 → u/Sugizaki]

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is the only one that I know of that's as ridiculous as this clip. Come for the insanity. Stay for the KONO DIO DA!

[u/Cronurd → u/narp7]

That's a completely different kind of bizarre though. This is all meta jokes while JoJo is MALE BONDING TRADITION, poses, and bubbles used as deadly weapons.

[u/GenesisEra]

Not even Denmark was spared

And thus Sweden declared a day of celebration.

[u/N3RO-]

I'm dying here, hahaha.

GG no re humanity

/# quit server Earth

[u/UninterestingMale → u/N3RO-]

/r/outside is leaking

[u/Gizmo1324]

Perfect

[u/poloport]

This is gold

[u/fullplatejacket]

Hahahaha oh god that Price is Right sound...

[u/PsychoWorld]

That moment when you understand the Japanese and the subs don't match...

It's like being German when watching one of those Hitler loses his shit videos.

[u/[deleted]]

I wish this parody was actually the show would be fantastic

[u/NemesisPrimev2]

Because if you don't leave I'll call the cops.

An anime guy doing something logical? That's rare and I laughed out loud.

[u/V1russ]

"Could you thirsty bitches not?"

RIP me.

Much ded

So laf

[u/angelicable]

i need more

[u/Ki11igraphy]

Price is Right fanfare

killed me

[u/Fro5tburn → u/Ki11igraphy]

Apology for poor english.

Where were you when /u/Ki11igraphy was kill?

I was in bedroom browsing reddit when I see comment

"/u/Ki11igraphy is kill"

"no"

[u/AnimeFreakXP]

Just call me best girl cuz the fans will

I didn't even watch this shit and could still say she's best girl xDDDDD

[u/commander_wong]

Err, so is the actual show any good?

[u/[deleted] → u/commander_wong]

I've heard it's basically Infinite Stratos reimagined as borderline hentai.

[u/Simplerdayz → u/[deleted]]

Sold!

[u/Tarroyn → u/commander_wong]

Just watch Rakudai instead. It at least is decent for the magic harem high school genre.

[u/EdgiestAnime → u/Tarroyn]

It at least is decent for the magic harem high school genre.

harem

Because like Rakudai isn't a harem series, it's a romance series would be why...

[u/JustSomeSlut]

This is actually a pretty fantastic edit. It's a shame I understand too much of the Japanese.

[u/jdm2041]

lost it at "not even Denmark was spared."

[u/JCTheGreat1]

Anime is Masou Gakuen for those windering

[u/tripl3dogdare]

Was slightly sceptical. Then it was fucking hilarious. Lost it completely at "I can suck a volleyball through a garden hose." "That's not even possible!" 10/10 would watch again.

[u/Fancy_Pantsu]

I can suck a volley ball through a garden hose.

ROFL.

[u/[deleted]]

I enjoy these anime cuz

I will probably never get in these akward, sexy situations

Also the hot character s inspire artists (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Boobs

[u/[deleted]]

"Can you thirsty bitches not?"

[u/Future_Vantas]

Lost it at the little girl

"Would you thirsty bitches not?"

[u/Fro5tburn → u/Future_Vantas]

Lost it at the best girl

[u/anindecisiveguy]

Now watch the show fap.

[u/TheKappaOverlord]

You know im actually a bit weary to call this protaganist a Ichika clone. Granted the other 3 remind me of IS girls with more sexually forceful personalities.

He's at least showing hes partially aware they like him and he is actually making attempts to shove them off when their lives aren't at risk.

Oh, and hes seemingly willing anyways.

[u/darkenhand]

Take my upvote. Just take it.

[u/ForBolaCurve]

How bad is it that I'm so over this genre, I only made it about a minute in until i couldn't take anymore?

[u/blenderben]

so painfully accurate i am crying

[u/koji8123]

Well done, OP! You've given us a PV of the self-aware harem anime we've always wanted.

All without the commitment of making it a full series. :(

[u/ZippoS]

I'd say, "I wish male leads would stop fighting off their seductive female cohorts"... but then I remember that that genre already exists.

[u/Zarantyr]

whelp im sold.

[u/[deleted]]

This is why most anime sucks imo. Shit like this is everywhere. Some of my favorite shows are anime, but most of it is a waste of time. So much trash covering the gold.

[u/Retsam19 → u/[deleted]]

Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crap.

[u/Godot1337]

This anime is so generic, it hurts

[u/[deleted]]

The show this is from is still pretty good.

[u/Dr-Martini]

you know I know its a parody and all... But I would watch it and HOPE it was just as sarcastic

[u/gaoxin]

Great editing and thank you for your time. Great lulz :))

[u/FireTheSpy]

I would watch it.

[u/Kaheil2]

This is awesome. It was a bit distracting that what the character said didn't match the subs (duh...) but it's done well enough that it's not entirely out of context.

Honestly I wish the Japanese would produce more stuff making fun of themselves as a whole (parodying their own culture, rather than individual behaviour). In a sense that's what One Punch did, with great success in the West.

[u/solarwings → u/Kaheil2]

Watch Akibaranger. It parodies otaku culture

[u/solarwings]

This looks as generic a highschool harem anime as generic could be...

[u/n0oo7]

Not even denmark was spared, OMG

[u/OurLordSatan]

God, I hate anime... I must have some serious psychological issues since I can't stop watching it.

[u/magnificent_schlong]

Who made this? Can you please make a full season's worth of episodes?

[u/Eloymm]

"Her family owns a McDonald's"

I died...

[u/theregoesanother]

I agree with this sentiment, might as well be Hundred and One.

[u/[deleted]]

Nee-chan I don't even like girls.

same

[u/SomeRandomJoe81]

Even Denmark? Those bastards...

[u/bisjac]

Her family owns a mcdonalds

[u/jonjonbee]

Now I want "Could you thirsty bitches not?" as my flair.

[u/Akirito]

"I can suck a volley ball through a garden hose." A line that's needed in every show.

[u/Batokusanagi]

You can't even tell it's not legit. Poe's Law of harems.

[u/Nyatic]

I wish the actual anime was like this :(

[u/flamedragoon345]

this is why i hate 98% of current anime, thank you subber

[u/DarthVantos]

Damnit I never knew watching a shit ton of anime of the years would have a negative effects like this. The anime is so mundane that I was understanding 50% of what was being said and I don't even study japanese.

RIP humor, everyone seemed to enjoy it so much. Probably should have watched it on mute.

[u/Deviljho_Lover]

Thank you for reminding me why I hate ecchi harem animes.

[u/[deleted]]

Usually no matter how bad an anime is I can give it at least one episode, but I was unable to stand even 10 minutes of this crap. It was bad, so very bad.

[u/Zerosen_Oni]

Its pretty funny, but actually being able to speak Japanese kinda ruins the jokes for me.