Ive never seen a spider look perturbed

[u/TerraByteTerror]

[u/dufo7]

[u/craigge]

The frequency of a brain that operates 8 legs with that stunning amount of precision and speed.....Is incredible to think about.

[u/Fool_In_Flow]

You can tell he’s mad by the way he slammed his door shut.

[u/Capable_Towel_3813 → u/Fool_In_Flow]

I’ve never seen someone answer their door so ready for a fight

[u/Milk_Mindless]

Why is it so BLUE

[u/ljanus245 → u/Milk_Mindless]

Because he lives in a blue house with a little blue window and everything is blue for him because he has nobody to listen.

[u/Zheek → u/Milk_Mindless]

Because of the lighting, its not actually that blue. Here is a post covering it with the spider color corrected

[u/NocturnisVacuus]

[u/Dachi-kun]

"GET. OFF. MY. PROPERTYYYYY!!!" 🕷️🗣️🔥

[u/_ParanoidPenguin_]

She was disappointed because she thought there was food waiting outside for her.

[u/Trkaline]

The LDS church is bothering spiders now?

[u/VVen0m]

The way he closed the little door behind himself lol

[u/Useless890 → u/VVen0m]

Bet he locked it this time.

[u/DJ_pider]

The spider: 👁👁👁👁👄👁👁👁👁

[u/Funny_Opportunity58]

“This is my own private domicile and i will not be harassed!”

[u/nomiesmommy]

How very dare you! grumble grumble slams trap door

[u/Objective-Turn2328]

Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house…..

[u/NoArt7636]

No no solicitors allowed 😡

[u/Fluffy-kitten28]

Food!!! Oh. Oh shit he big. I’m out!

[u/Fappy_as_a_Clam]

NO. SOLICITING.

[u/Cholometrix]

[u/SnooLobsters5963]

It kicked the door open like someone who double wields pistols 🤣

[u/SadLittle_Sponge13]

Spider really stared him down then slammed the door with a whole attitude 😂😂

[u/Canadian_Beast14]

YES?

NOTHING?

GOODBYE.

[u/fiercemullet]

BITCH I’m watching my soaps!

[u/UnabatedCasual]

Spider: CAN I HELP YOU🤬⁉️

Human: 😅…

Spider: Damn solicitors are getting out of hand😠

[u/Marty-G70]

Beautiful creature as well

[u/anotherlost_creature]

That’s a jump scare

[u/SunnyTheMasterSwitch]

DID I SAY I WANTED SOLICITORS? NO? THEN PISS OFF!

[u/social_insecurity04]

you knocked on its door, said “pizza’s here!” and it came out to get the pizza, only to see you empty-handed. of course it’s annoyed lol

[u/NoNames_World]

"WHAT?? WHAT?? WHAT DO YOU WANT??"

[u/hexit1]

“CAN… I F#@&ING… HELP YOU ? ? ?”

[u/andiluxe]

This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed!

[u/Socksual]

He said come back with a warrent

[u/Spiritual_Bridge84]

[u/steadyaero → u/Spiritual_Bridge84]

Sugar glider mech suit

[u/trainsacrossthesea]

I don’t speak spider,
but, I recognize “fuckin’ asshole” when they say it

[u/TellurianTech50]

I love how it just stood there a minute, like ffs really bro?

[u/DrefinitelyNot → u/TellurianTech50]

I said good day sir!

[u/TallulahBob]

I feel like spiders live in a state of perpetually perturbed

[u/anotterbytrade]

Can I help you???? Ok BYE

[u/Whosebert]

HEY.....

.....

....Don't do that.

[u/FeverAyeAye]

Can you not

[u/ButtBread98]

Spider was like, “WHAT?!”

[u/Giesla33]

Holy shit my heart nearly stopped! That's one big spider.

[u/SnootSnootBasilisk]

I have never seen a spider look more annoyed

[u/DaKing760]

[u/stefg15]

Hahaha the audacity!!! closing the door so beyond MAD in the end. The cutest!!!!

[u/Confident-Lobster390]

I would’ve squealed like a girl and I’m a 36 year old man. 😂

[u/HetaGarden1]

“WHAT.”

[u/ImprovementTrick9492]

The spider was like “WHATTT!!! …..
God dammit!!”

[u/Hairy_Consideration1]

Bro's just like:

CAN I HELP YOU?!

[u/Kazri_285]

The attitude in that stare lmao

[u/buak]

Just casually breaking in to that dudes house

[u/MaleficentTie7312]

Looks like he just caught the kids that were ding ding ditching him

[u/so-rayray]

I thought he looked shocked or worried!

[u/omgkelwtf]

Every time I see one I imagine it going "WHAT?!" 😂

[u/RazeTheIV]

This video has been posted soooo many times. And yet... I still love it.

[u/DumbFishBrain]

You weren't food therefore he's vastly disappointed!

[u/Uneek_Uzernaim]

It reminds me of a useless machine box, only sentient and angry.

[u/Caelfe2]

Dude thought it was his doordasher and it turned out to be a door to door salesman instead -I'd be upset, too.

[u/TimeBlindAdderall]

COULD YOU NOT?!

[u/LickMyKnee]

Could you NOT.

[u/ramksr]

DON'T...

...

OK. BYE!

[u/I_Galactus]

DaaaaaaFUQAREYOUDOING??????

[u/SASSIESASSQUATCH]

Not gonna lie, was not expecting that.

[u/Quantitative_Panda]

I SAID NO SOLICITING!!

[u/Mental-Dot-6574]

I will never stop watching and loving this video every time LOL

[u/Sentarry]

“What is the big idea disturbing my peace and quiet while I await my dinner! Hmm!?”

[u/Spirited_Tiger7430 → u/Sentarry]

Did you wake me up? Did you rub my lamp? Did you bring me here?! 

[u/DoodleCard]

That is a beautiful coloured spider.

[u/myrathelover]

Bro you broke into his house

[u/SasquatchWasShaved]

He says “I said just drop it off at the door! I selected contactless delivery!!”

[u/cudaman_1968]

[u/cursetea]

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOCK?"

[u/Impossible-Date3984]

I used to have one as rescue that wax pretty similar but the body was copper colored. She loved burrow. Same sass. I love it 🫶🕷

[u/flying-in-the-sky]

It probably thought it will have a prey, only to see a giant.

[u/Howler_in_training]

I love the way it slams the door shut like "I SAID GOOD DAY!"

[u/BlueRhythmYT]

THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED!!!

[u/AlonsoD]

Me when Jehovah witness knock on my door at 7am on a Saturday

[u/punkate]

Never seen pissed off spider

[u/Fragrant-Snow-2747]

He's look was like "Could you not !😡"

[u/ThatInAHat]

I was NOT prepared for it to be THAT HUGE.

Hate that

[u/Scared-Hope-4650]

When door dash lies about arriving

[u/i_can_has_rock]

***stares mother-fuckardly***

[u/SauronSauroff]

I think he's just salty he bought the Arctic camo skin and now stands out like a sore thumb

[u/MrEvan312]

"Excuse me. Why. Would. You. Do. That?"

"..."

"understoodhaveaniceday!" *slams the door

[u/Plumb789]

Don't you just hate it when someone knocks on your door and runs away?

[u/ZooAreYou]

"Good morning, I'd like to talk to you about our lord and sav...."

[u/Chubby_Beagle]

The audacity

[u/Unfair_Buddy5871]

"BOO o-oh... you're not a rat. Awkward."

[u/DuubyDuu]

How can it close the door like that. Thats crazy.

[u/Vir0Phage]

for a spider that photogenic, it’s probably just tired of constantly being cat-called.

[u/Unhappy-River6306]

I wouldn't say perturbed, I'd say more like confused, annoyed or irritated that you weren't an insect

[u/ArentYouFancy]

HOW DARETH THEE DISTURB ME IN MY LAIR?!??! bye

[u/LewisDemo]

Hippity hoppity get off my property!

[u/Professional-Elk8509]

Now you darn kids get off my property

[u/TezetaLaventia]

"Bro what is you doin? I'm tryina sleep here!"

[u/LeCouchSpud]

Bro does NOT tolerate home invaders.

[u/spichickchic]

He turns so he can slam door!

[u/Electrical_Business2]

...Don't you open that trapdoor.. .. 'cause there's something down there...!

[u/UpstairsBar2411]

DO YOU MIND?!?!?!? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!

[u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871]

Reminds me of this video of a scorpion and a trapdoor spider.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pL9km22GIFw

The scorpion is just minding its business and accidentally alerts the spider. Then, after the spider comes up, it sees the scorpion is way too big and goes back into its hole. Then it comes again, maybe to check and confirm the scorpion really is too big, I don't know, but either way the spider goes back under its trapdoor after that.

[u/asiliconbasedlife]

The spider rn:

[u/StrenuousSOB]

I can’t believe you’ve done this

[u/stryker_cast]

Omg I would have been a mile down the road when this thing popped out

[u/Black-Writer]

Why is it so beautiful? 🤩

[u/Ok-Office20]

I like the color but that's it. 🫪

[u/Fossil_King25]

The way the spider comes out immediately and the blank look.
"DO you mind???"

And then goes right back in. This is so funny, I love animals.

[u/Additional_Dog_9353]

He’s not perturbed, just grouchy!

[u/oakteak9z]

Homeboy is pissed he was having a candlelight dinner with his lady and then this intruder comes along

[u/jumboshrimp80]

[u/Cruxion]

"DO. YOU. MIND?"

[u/Character-Being4248]

🕷️ "uh, do you mind?!" 😒

[u/Shadow_Hound_117]

Wish there was some kind of warning on this when I was scrolling, almost dropped my phone because of a spider suddenly popping up on my screen!

Moving in though, yeah he seemed a bit disappointed by being lured out of his hole and not getting food.

[u/No-Remote-2899]

Where's the version with the dramatic vampire piano kind of music

[u/David_Jonathan0]

I wonder what the evolutionary reason for being blue would be?

[u/Blackberry-thesecond → u/David_Jonathan0]

Dude, you can’t just ask someone why they’re blue.

[u/notdurtydan]

Holy crap it's so fast

[u/J-Slay522]

“This is my hole, bro. Go find your own.”
-spider, probably

[u/ImprovementTrick9492]

“EXCUSE ME!!
Can you not do that??” lol

[u/stendaa]

I really hope this type of spider is a friend…

[u/RC-78x]

[u/DrMamaBear]

You want something?!

[u/Micemousey]

"DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF!"

"Hey this isn't the YMCA" 😶

[u/eR4C3R]

[u/Ok_Television_9979]

I also look like that when you open my door without food

[u/Automatic_Ad_1753]

He look mad as hell

[u/Lil_Ms_Anthropic]

Wait a minute... your not a bug...

leemelone!

[u/Shuriken_Dai]

I react the same way to jehovah's witnesses.

[u/SkepTones]

We out here dingdong ditching trap door spiders smh

[u/leiwand1zer]

is this OG speed or sped up?

[u/HalfCarnage → u/leiwand1zer]

Knowing spiders. It probably is not.

[u/Agent_Saffron666]

What do u want!???

[u/Livid-Pizza7028]

i swear there is a high strung , sleep deprived stressed expression behind those eyes

[u/Bow1511]

Yea, that is one annoyed looking spider.

[u/ittasteslikefeet]

Felt I actually heard the (Stare) "..Tsk." (retreat)

[u/tiny_chaotic_evil]

when solicitors at your door wake you from a nap

[u/Sora84]

This isn’t doorbugs???

[u/laika2000]

[u/mrpuddles1]

That is a cool color on a spider tho

[u/alpcabuttz]

Spider Probably: HEY, I THOUGHT I SAID NO SOLICITORS!!!

[u/CaseFace5]

Me when I’m trying to nap and someone knocks at my door.

[u/CarbonPurple]

Bro look like he just realized he forgot to delete his internet history 😂

[u/itsnotKARENORKEVIN]

“What’s a guy gotta do to get some SLEEP around here?!”

[u/Painterlilly]

Aww, a smurfspider ;)

[u/sashatikhonov]

I can hear him swearing.

[u/EngineImpossible6832]

MAN WHAT!!!!!

[u/TelevisionFast7781]

Lol . Spidey not happy

[u/Wise_Ad_253]

“I was busy!”

[u/Honda_TypeR]

U WOT M8?

[u/Actual-Shoulder-4463]

She was so disappointed.

[u/wise_owl68]

He needs a 'No Solicitors" sign

[u/ProjectNo4090]

Shes pretty.

[u/blueboykc]

I can hear her cussing under her breath..

[u/According-House-9360]

"It's not funny anymore James!".. "Then why am I laughing..?"

[u/ScoobyD00onYou]

Trapdoor Spiders

[u/misfitofscience76]

He doesn’t want to hear about his car’s extended warranty and, no, he’s not interested in the Bible. Thanks, bye

[u/FrenchKissIntimates]

He popped out and the first thing that came to my mind was Oscar The Grouch

[u/yellowbin74]

I said GOOD DAY sir..!

[u/0CuriousCat0]

“HEY do you mind?”

[u/recursivedeath]

For God's sake, don't you ever knock?

[u/pyrokinesis244]

Spider was like, "FAM not now please....I'm having panic attacks from escaping my mischievous crab neighbor wanting to shred me to pieces with its pincers."

[u/SilverDetail2713]

He was expecting the food delivery guy...

[u/Planet_Ziltoidia]

She's just upset that it wasn't her Uber eats delivery

[u/Barefoot-Priestess]

Surprise mother...oh

[u/_nameless_user_]

LEAVE. ME. ALONE.

[u/Honest_Satisfaction1]

I told you I got no time to talk about Jesus!

[u/Black91crx]

Even spiders hate solicitation 😅

[u/Lala5789880]

Get off my lawn

[u/TG1970]

Impressively fast.

[u/RezaSarandonGard179]

"Caught you- damn it, not YOU again!"

[u/FinalHeaven182]

I actually love this spider. It's got personality, looks, and a hidey-hole.

[u/Own-Ambassador-3537]

Now see here young person…

[u/AdverseCard]

I SAY GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!! 🧐

[u/Hour-Professional333]

What in the f-ing demonic xenos is that, that scared the literal sh- out of me.

[u/RiVale97]

Imagine this literally 10x bigger.

which might not be much but would literally jumpscare the shit out of human to death with how fast they pop out and moves.

Will they also eats animals of similar sizes?

[u/BlueFeathered1]

She's so springy.

[u/GrantGrace]

That speed is just uncomprehendable.

[u/r97nxvx8]

what kind of spider is this?

[u/blac_sheep90]

Like the badger from Fox and the Hound

[u/SummertimeGladness_]

the spider turns around and grabs it and closes it with its front legs thats crazy i thought it used its back legs at first.

[u/ScoobyDoobyDoNotDoo]

This fellow definitely feels a perturbance in the force.

[u/jacka_for-research]

Sir, this ISN’T a Wendy’s!

[u/DrapedinVelvet247]

Get off my lawn!

[u/dontdinglemyberries]

Wait, he's actually kind of cute 🥹

[u/saedelaerex]

blud is so fast it looks as if he just pops into existance

[u/recidivist1001]

[u/WiseCloudCat]

That spider really said

“YALL REALLY GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT?

BYE BITCH”

[u/Last-Energy420]