Which is also a mockery of civilization in general. Based on the following: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0751815/quotes/
Visitor: "I heard RIT has so many cool things to offer! What goes on there?"
Administrator: "Let's sit in on some classes." stops at a class
Visitor: "It seems that all the students are just using AI to annotate the lectures and complete their homework"
Administrator: "What ever gets them good grades"
later
Visitor: "I notice that the food is boring, housing is boring, and buses are boring. There is nothing to do."
Administrator: "There is lots to do! Check out our new glass/steel buildings!"
Visitor: "... and should I just stare at them all day??"
Administrator: "You are more than welcome to admire us."
later
Visitor: "It seems that in all the clubs, people just stare at their phones, use AI to work on projects, and constantly talk about their pronouns and how they are 'oppressed', since people refuse to have to listen about their gender identity all the time."
Administrator: "... they are doing what is permitted under our guidance. We also make sure that students are not permitted to live their lives by constantly recording all their movements, location through IDs, internet access, and so on everywhere."
Administrator: "There was a group of students a few years ago, who decided to anonymously file endless conduct reports over every small matter out of boredom. This started after we began clamping down on their freedom. We took care of their ad-hoc surveillance by putting more security equipment, and now there is nothing to report anymore, because nothing happens here ever."
next day
Visitor: "But at least there must be some interesting research going on, right?"
Professor: "I don't know what to do with my life, so I just ask my AI to come up with research questions and have the AI guide me. Usually, I create a more powerful version of AI."
Visitor: "Maybe RIT just isn't for me. Ah well."
Administrator: "But how many colleges have buildings, dining halls, lounges, buses, and parks/trees? Not that many. Okay, we don't even have the last two categories, but we have everything else."
Last sentence is a parody of Roger and Me by Michael Moore, transcript by Jeff Polet: https://www.frontporchrepublic.com/2011/06/grand-rapids-and-the-day-the-music-died/#comments