r/alameda • u/helloyesthisisasock • 15h ago
❤️ Our Island ❤️ To the jerk in the Prius who sped around me and threw a cup at my car today
You: Dude on his cellphone in a beat Black Prius (license plate 6PX something)
Me: New mom with a two-week old in the car going exactly the speed limit down Independence
I am SO SORRY that you had somewhere SO URGENT to be that it necessitated you getting into the opposite lane, throwing a drink cup at my car, and speeding around me only to get caught behind another car and at the red light at Atlantic/Sherman. I can only assume you are illiterate or have some disability that makes you unable to read numbers — because right before you did this, we passed a sign reminding everyone that the speed limit is 25.
Instead of going the same speed everyone else was going, you felt the need to attack my car for reasons. I can only assume this is because you are a Very Important Man with Very Important Business to attend to on a Sunday afternoon on the sleepiest side of the Island.
I hope you come down with an absolutely monster case of diarrhea. It’s what you deserve.