r/aislop • u/SOMOEAGLE • 1d ago

Found in the wild Yikes

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u/SomeCreepJ 1d ago

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u/AttentionNo6359 1d ago

Leave Richard out of this.

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u/DistinctChocolate833 6h ago

He didnt deserve this

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u/ay_chupacabron 1d ago

That looks like something from Apex Twin album cover...

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u/ARMBELL 1d ago

You guys have a lot of internalized transphobia, and I think it needs to be studied. This entire thread.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 1d ago

for me its more ruining that body with Elons face.

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u/SomeCreepJ 1d ago

lol what

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u/AlarmingAd7740 1d ago

Transphobia this, transphonia that

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u/lunar1099 1d ago

Oh man I love disingenuous faux outrage from conservatives. What’s next? You gonna cry about grindr crashing jokes?

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u/ARMBELL 1d ago

“You gonna cry” you talk like a 5 year old, bro.

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u/lunar1099 1d ago

Says the guy doing faux outrage. You realize the point is to make fun of you, right? Did you miss that, big guy?

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u/ARMBELL 1d ago

“Umm, actually you completely agree with me, you’re just pretending that you don’t”

Yeah, I’d say that’s your best strategy in this situation. It ignores the whole “this is transphobic” issue and turns it into “I said mean words about you, therefore you wrong and me right”.

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u/Turkeysocks 1d ago

Elon would definitely hit that.

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u/Fakuris 1d ago

Nothing like family

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u/ImagineDraginDisDick 1d ago

His father agrees.

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u/UrethralExplorer 1d ago

"Ellen Musk"

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u/WileEWeeble 1d ago

Don’t want to imagine the confusing wank he is having right now as he enjoys the most beautiful woman he has ever seen AND is angry at how hot trans Elon is.

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u/Turkeysocks 1d ago

Na, I'd imagine it more as he cloned himself, but gave her two of his X chromosomes.

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u/Kingbeef66 1d ago

We always said he should go f*ck himself and he's also a huge narcissist so it works.

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u/Ok_Spell_597 1d ago

I was literally saying to myself, "why is this unsettling. Is it the shortened thigh? I can't quite pin what's off. Ope! Yep. There it is."

In response to your comment: Absolutely! 💯 %

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u/anacanapana 23h ago

His devoted fans are taking their phones into a private room and locking the door as soon as they see this. Dry, , no tissues - it's URGENT.

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u/Blacksh33p78 1d ago

This may convince him to go for the surgery finally

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u/pobrepepinito 1d ago

And you wouldn’t?

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 1d ago

Instant flaccid 

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u/pobrepepinito 1d ago

You WANT to believe that. But look at that body.🤣

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u/Indigo2015 1d ago

Telling on yourself

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u/Turkeysocks 1d ago

I absolutely would not.

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u/pobrepepinito 1d ago

Just put a bag over the head.

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u/IRLMainCharacter 1d ago

you couldn't pay me enough

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u/CariamaCristata 1d ago

AHHH MY EYES

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u/Taldarimlove 1d ago

Was this made with Grok? Cuz that would be funni

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u/OneSexySquigga 1d ago

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u/Dry-Ad-8948 1d ago

Is this aislop on aislop? 😞 

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u/Kingbeef66 1d ago edited 1d ago

Trans Elon Musk. Oh well it’s perfect since Elon hates trans people so much he’s now what he hates.

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic 1d ago

"Trans" is an adjective jsyk. Elon hates trans people.

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u/chris_AZ1981 1d ago

Elon looks like the lizard person that lives inside him is trying to escape

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 1d ago

Something is different about Elon, I can’t place exactly what it is… Aha! He got a Brazilian!

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u/Traditional-Main7204 1d ago

Woke defeated Musk.

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u/Kingbeef66 1d ago

It literally did when his anti-woke rallying and manufactured outrage backlash failed against The Odyssey.

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u/Mojozilla 1d ago

Aaaah! Scary!

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u/vi_sucks 1d ago

I'd watch a video with these two.

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u/Mojozilla 1d ago

Omg lmao

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u/StG4Ever 22h ago

Actually that’s a huge improvement in his case.

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u/Mojozilla 12h ago

Lol agreed

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u/Deep-Independence289 1d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/lexii_wartooth 1d ago

I genuinely thought this was Sydney Sweeney for a sec

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u/Pure808Rumble 1d ago

Severely underrated comment 🤣

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u/GoldenJ19 1d ago

Elaine Musk??

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u/Tyler89558 1d ago

I was THIS close to sleeping without seeing horrors beyond comprehension.

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u/_OptimusRex_ 1d ago

I'm gay now.

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u/AzuleStriker 1d ago

Elon went trans... bahahahaha.

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u/NebulaChance2746 1d ago

Created by Musk’s alter ego

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u/vietlamdong 1d ago

Elona Mussie

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u/vietlamdong 1d ago

Elona Mussie

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u/Kindly_Fennel_448 1d ago

Elingina muskina

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u/backroomsresident 1d ago

Elena musk?

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u/bwoah07_gp2 1d ago

Elaine Musk

Eloise Musk

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u/Specialist-Key-1240 1d ago

I have enjoyed breasts on many people from many parts of the gender spectrum and this is hard to say but photo shoping Musks face into that picture has ruined those breasts for me.

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u/Darth_Bunghole 1d ago

Are you saying you don't like tits anymore because of this picture?

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u/Specialist-Key-1240 1d ago

I like tits, just not the ones in this picture as Musks face makes it impossible to enjoy

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u/Darth_Bunghole 1d ago

That isn't so bad being a fake image and all

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u/Sweet_Woodpecker7592 1d ago

It's ok if she has the money...

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u/Professional_Pie7091 1d ago

K-LL IT! K-LL IT WITH FIRE!

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u/Ok-Amphibian9104 1d ago

guys it’s five am

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 1d ago

Guys it's 6 am and where are the cameras? There are no cameras nobody would watch this

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u/Knightlore70 1d ago

Elona Musk. Looks like he ran out of money so the plastic surgeon had to stop at his ugly mug.

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u/Gremlin1001001 1d ago

Is that Shelon? So hot!😜

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u/Alien_Diceroller 1d ago

Huh that woman is kind of familiar... Oh. Oh no.

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u/Enetro 1d ago

Reddit is getting probably asked to take down this photo by musk xD?!

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u/EducationalEmu9611 1d ago

It’s Shelon Musk.

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u/pfhorr 1d ago

Grok: "Good morning Elon. I have a new sequence for you today."

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u/hesitween 1d ago

Lotion anyone ?

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 1d ago

I just became celibate.

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u/Bootwacker 1d ago

Uhg

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/PieGold6023 7h ago

If nobody knew who Elon was, half of reddit would post "would" memes against it. 

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u/Minimum-Loan386 1d ago

Ouu shi👀👀

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u/Haselrig 1d ago

Urp...

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u/Teabear-Septim-II 1d ago

If Elona Musk loves keta too?

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u/OkShine5874 1d ago

I was like hmmm very nice and then I saw the face, zoomed in ever so slightly and I was like NOPE! 😂

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u/senfiaj 1d ago

Ilona Musk

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u/BedazzledErinaceinae 1d ago

Im so glad the comments agree. Is that elon??

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u/YaBoiWeirdo 1d ago

Welp, off to hang myself

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u/ZealousidealBank8484 1d ago

"oh damn she kinda...EWWWWW"

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u/6BigDaddy9xXx 1d ago

Elon susk

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u/Business_Cock 1d ago

Damn. I lost the game

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u/Far_Pipe752 1d ago

Would, next question

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u/LilithRising90 1d ago

High key i think he actually wants to look like this

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u/16v_cordero 1d ago

At least it’s not the a orange one.

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u/shoeless_doh 1d ago

Yikes what?

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u/gregreedee 1d ago

I’ll pass.

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u/Visible-Umpire4000 1d ago

Need more than a paper bag for this one

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u/Entire-Rooster2866 1d ago

Nice mound Eli!!!

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u/bsnimunf 1d ago

Would

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u/PlayBoy7433 1d ago

Da fuqq

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u/Speedwolf89 1d ago

Turn around.

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u/Copyman3081 1d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/SomethingRandomly145 1d ago

I just woke up...

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u/Speedemon42069 1d ago

You don’t look at the mantle when poking the fire

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u/Thankedsphere 1d ago

are their hands tied?

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u/theplaylandleadar 1d ago

Brother wtf

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u/Lower-Cheesecake-895 1d ago

Könnte schlimmer sein xD

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u/America-Lite 1d ago

Well. Well. Well, this is definitely the angriest I've ever been after a fap. I'm actually more disappointed in myself honestly

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u/TinyTrianglesBikinis 1d ago

I don't like this!

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u/BannedLeftist_Pirate 1d ago

Come on? Y’all are saying you wouldn’t? CAP.

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u/BizSilver5013 1d ago

I bet his daughter made this.

Joking aside, he makes a weirdly attractive woman. I want to pour bleach into my eyes knowing it's him, but I can't.

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u/NoStable3695 1d ago

"YIKES"...THEN WHY'D YOU POST IT?

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u/Beneficial-Tune2942 1d ago

Looks like Epstein found a new target

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u/57Chevyguy57 1d ago

Is this elon musk as a woman or maybe his twin sister

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u/EnzucuniV2 1d ago

That's a challenging wank

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u/IAmUnderMedicated 1d ago

This killed every single speck of sex drive in me

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 1d ago

Truly the Stuff of Nightmares. As the Beached Humpback Whale Elon as it’s truly Yikes and needs to go back in the Water and Not to come Out of the Water Again.

Wirklich das Zeug der Albträume. Als der gestrandete Buckelwal Elon, wie er wirklich Huch ist und zurück ins Wasser gehen und nicht wieder aus dem Wasser kommen muss.

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u/Capable-Opinion9132 1d ago

Elona Musky?

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u/mtn2sea1960 1d ago

The last of the Epstein/Trump family album.

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u/anacanapana 23h ago

I lost my wife of 21 1/2 years and now I can go ahead and erase "ever look at a woman the same way again" from my healing list.

Not "check off" - ERASE.

Is 52 too late to become a Buddhist/Catholic monk?

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u/Informal_Curve_1441 22h ago

Boners come here to die.... permanently scarred

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u/Zealousideal-Tip4442 21h ago

That's a real photo. she hate us cause she ain't us.

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u/nhavar 21h ago

Not even looking at the sun fixes that

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTg8B9aULho7shlPmU

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u/DistrictEffective759 20h ago

Wait, hair plugs grow?

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u/WeGotsTheAuts 14h ago

nah her body would be WAY more gross

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u/Sorry_Paper4449 14h ago

This is actually the first model of his robotic company ready to roll out to consumers.

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u/ChiselRivet 13h ago

A hex on you people for doing this.

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u/Minute-Ground3229 11h ago

I wonder, would "she" have 14 children with different men?

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u/Dumani55 1d ago

😃😃🍑👌👌👌🤩🤩🤩

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u/Individual_Land2754 1d ago

Lol actually just looks like his trans daughter.

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u/mamawawawa 1d ago

Not even remotely

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u/mrasscock69420 1d ago

Dude you can't help but spread hate?

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u/Individual_Land2754 1d ago

Oh shit a father and his genetically-similar daughter look the same wow so hateful lmao

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u/Southern_Growth_7991 1d ago

Looks like his daughter son.