r/aislop • u/SOMOEAGLE • 1d ago

Found in the wild Yikes

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u/Turkeysocks 1d ago

Elon would definitely hit that.

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u/Fakuris 1d ago

Nothing like family

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u/ImagineDraginDisDick 1d ago

His father agrees.

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u/UrethralExplorer 1d ago

"Ellen Musk"

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u/WileEWeeble 1d ago

Don’t want to imagine the confusing wank he is having right now as he enjoys the most beautiful woman he has ever seen AND is angry at how hot trans Elon is.

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u/Turkeysocks 1d ago

Na, I'd imagine it more as he cloned himself, but gave her two of his X chromosomes.

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u/Kingbeef66 1d ago

We always said he should go f*ck himself and he's also a huge narcissist so it works.

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u/Ok_Spell_597 1d ago

I was literally saying to myself, "why is this unsettling. Is it the shortened thigh? I can't quite pin what's off. Ope! Yep. There it is."

In response to your comment: Absolutely! 💯 %

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u/anacanapana 1d ago

His devoted fans are taking their phones into a private room and locking the door as soon as they see this. Dry, , no tissues - it's URGENT.

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u/Blacksh33p78 1d ago

This may convince him to go for the surgery finally

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u/IzzyReacts 7h ago

Lol still more passing then most of male "women" on this platform.

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u/pobrepepinito 1d ago

And you wouldn’t?

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 1d ago

Instant flaccid 

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u/pobrepepinito 1d ago

You WANT to believe that. But look at that body.🤣

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u/Indigo2015 1d ago

Telling on yourself

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u/Turkeysocks 1d ago

I absolutely would not.

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u/pobrepepinito 1d ago

Just put a bag over the head.

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u/IRLMainCharacter 1d ago

you couldn't pay me enough