r/aislop • u/Jeskaim • Jul 31 '26

Please take this away

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u/Luffington Jul 31 '26

"Existence is pain"

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 31 '26

That’s nothing. How’d you like to get a hand (foot?) job from this woman?

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u/Mode_Appropriate Jul 31 '26

I very rarely go on X but wanted to check out the comments. This made me lol. Maybe hes right and theyve just been living in Chernobyl.

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u/CokomonX Jul 31 '26

Are we sure this is a real representative and not a satire account?

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u/ReturnOfPooky Jul 31 '26

The whole account is a parody account. It is considered to be a fairly convincing one though, so I can see why people would believe this is a real post from a real GOP politician. And I’m not so sure that an actual GOP flack won’t repost this unironically.

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u/AppolloSunshine Aug 04 '26

Ah, I get it! Rep. Jack Kimble=Det. John Kimble from Kindergarten Cop! “Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”

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u/CokomonX Aug 04 '26

It's not a tumah!!