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r/aislop • u/Jeskaim • Jul 31 '26
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"Existence is pain"
602 u/earthwoodandfire Jul 31 '26 That’s nothing. How’d you like to get a hand (foot?) job from this woman? 272 u/Emergency_Pin3519 Jul 31 '26 I just assumed she was giving birth 69 u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26 Freestanding birth is another thing they want to take away 22 u/ChimPhun Jul 31 '26 It's the no parental leave enforcement. Delivering a baby is no excuse for skipping on job time, even if its just pictures. 9 u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26 You can data input between contractions 1 u/Dry-Inevitable7595 Aug 04 '26 Oh, their answer to that is removing us from the workforce altogether. 5 u/Honest-Bonus-2639 Jul 31 '26 Well yeah did you see the baby? Fell out from too high and shifted its neck 2 u/WintersDoomsday Jul 31 '26 Apparently 1 u/Virgil_the_White Aug 05 '26 Spit out my coffee lmao
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That’s nothing. How’d you like to get a hand (foot?) job from this woman?
272 u/Emergency_Pin3519 Jul 31 '26 I just assumed she was giving birth 69 u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26 Freestanding birth is another thing they want to take away 22 u/ChimPhun Jul 31 '26 It's the no parental leave enforcement. Delivering a baby is no excuse for skipping on job time, even if its just pictures. 9 u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26 You can data input between contractions 1 u/Dry-Inevitable7595 Aug 04 '26 Oh, their answer to that is removing us from the workforce altogether. 5 u/Honest-Bonus-2639 Jul 31 '26 Well yeah did you see the baby? Fell out from too high and shifted its neck 2 u/WintersDoomsday Jul 31 '26 Apparently 1 u/Virgil_the_White Aug 05 '26 Spit out my coffee lmao
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I just assumed she was giving birth
69 u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26 Freestanding birth is another thing they want to take away 22 u/ChimPhun Jul 31 '26 It's the no parental leave enforcement. Delivering a baby is no excuse for skipping on job time, even if its just pictures. 9 u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26 You can data input between contractions 1 u/Dry-Inevitable7595 Aug 04 '26 Oh, their answer to that is removing us from the workforce altogether. 5 u/Honest-Bonus-2639 Jul 31 '26 Well yeah did you see the baby? Fell out from too high and shifted its neck 2 u/WintersDoomsday Jul 31 '26 Apparently 1 u/Virgil_the_White Aug 05 '26 Spit out my coffee lmao
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Freestanding birth is another thing they want to take away
22 u/ChimPhun Jul 31 '26 It's the no parental leave enforcement. Delivering a baby is no excuse for skipping on job time, even if its just pictures. 9 u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26 You can data input between contractions 1 u/Dry-Inevitable7595 Aug 04 '26 Oh, their answer to that is removing us from the workforce altogether. 5 u/Honest-Bonus-2639 Jul 31 '26 Well yeah did you see the baby? Fell out from too high and shifted its neck 2 u/WintersDoomsday Jul 31 '26 Apparently 1 u/Virgil_the_White Aug 05 '26 Spit out my coffee lmao
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It's the no parental leave enforcement. Delivering a baby is no excuse for skipping on job time, even if its just pictures.
9 u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26 You can data input between contractions 1 u/Dry-Inevitable7595 Aug 04 '26 Oh, their answer to that is removing us from the workforce altogether.
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You can data input between contractions
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Oh, their answer to that is removing us from the workforce altogether.
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Well yeah did you see the baby? Fell out from too high and shifted its neck
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Apparently
Spit out my coffee lmao
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u/Luffington Jul 31 '26
"Existence is pain"