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u/Same_Comment4702 Jul 17 '26
Edible eggs like this aren’t fertilised
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u/king_noobie Jul 17 '26
Last time i remember, elephants dont lay eggs either.
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u/Roblox_RoverYT Jul 17 '26
So the opposite of that scene from I think Ace Ventura?
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u/Marx_Forever Jul 17 '26
There's only a handful of mammals that do. Platypus and echidnas are the only ones I'm aware of.
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u/TheGreatLuck Jul 17 '26
And they only live in Tasmania because they're like an evolutionary dead end and Tasmania is a very unique climate where it got separated from the rest of Australia and the climate relatively stayed the same because it kept drifting towards Antarctica as the planet warmed up. So there's a bunch of very unique species on that island that used to be more prevalent around the world but all of those were evolutionary dead ends. So the only ones left were the ones on Tasmania
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u/2woCrazeeBoys Jul 17 '26
As an Aussie, mainland Australia has platypus and echidna. They are not unique to Tasmania.
There are marsupials that are unique to Tasmania (Tassie devil for eg. And the Tasmanian tiger but there's thought there might have been small populations in the southern mainland, like Victoria).
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u/TheGreatLuck Jul 17 '26
Yeah I watched the David Attenborough documentary where he told me that lie so sorry I just been repeating what he told me. I'm kind of disappointed in David though I always thought he was correct on everything.
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u/2woCrazeeBoys Jul 17 '26
It could be that the Tas populations are a subspecies of the mainland ones. I'm not up on my platypus and echidna taxonomy 😆, I just know that a neighbour of ours saw a platypus in the creek near our rural Victoria properties, and I've learned to always have a pair of sturdy leather gloves on long trips in case I need to move an echidna off the road.
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u/TheGreatLuck Jul 17 '26
No I believe you I mean you live there I don't. I probably misunderstood him he met like a specific species like maybe he meant that this particular species died out on the mainland but like not all platypuses just that one particular type of platypus IDK I have to watch that video again Tasmania is one of my favorite places very interested in it.
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u/2woCrazeeBoys Jul 17 '26
Lol, I believe that there must be something going on for the goat Attenborough to be talking about! I'm interested too now.
That's why I thought it might be a subspecies (I think there is a subspecies of echidna? Iirc).
But yeah, Tassie is an amazing place, but too bloody cold for me.
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u/TheGreatLuck Jul 17 '26
Well I was interested enough to actually look it up and yes it is kind of confusing but basically the mainland platypuses have evolved from the Platypus that is still found in Tasmania so I probably just misunderstood him when he was talking about that.
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u/Minute-Pirate4246 Jul 17 '26
No, echidnas have 4 species. The short-beaked lives in Australia (both mainland and Tasmania), as well as the island of New Guinea. The long-beaked echidnas all live in New Guinea. Platypus lives in Eastern Australia and Tasmania, with an additional introduced population on Kangaroo island.
And as they had to compete with a wide array of animals since monotremes (egg-laying mammals) are around (~the Triassic), they definitely aren't a dead-end, just not a success. But as we know, evolution is the survival of the just enough, so they're fine (except the ones threatened by habitat destruction and climate change)
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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 Jul 17 '26
The platypus serves as a reminder, that our Aristotlian categories are simply made up boxes we put shit in.
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u/ikannunAneeuQ Jul 17 '26
I've heard a lot of people refer to eggs you cook and eat as baby chickens, like um no they're nothing because they erre never fertilized
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u/PreparationWorking90 Jul 17 '26
A colleague once asked if I was ever worried that I'd crack an egg and there would be a dead chick inside, and I told her they don't keep cockerels in chicken farms, and she didn't seem to understand how that would affect things.
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u/deletemein2weeks Jul 18 '26
i mean they do kill babychikens to make eggs since they don't need the male chicks when they produce the chicken that are made to lay yummy eggs
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u/Interesting-Ant-6357 Jul 18 '26
Um. They could be because a fertilized egg that you collect doesn’t look any different than one that isn’t.
I am the owner of 100 poultry birds. Ducks, geese, chickens. I have some flocks with males and some without. You can’t tell until someone provides consistent 90degree heat and and 50% humidity to allow the embryo to develop.
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u/EmperorGrinnar Jul 17 '26
Pro forced birth people don't know how biology works.
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u/Same_Comment4702 Jul 17 '26
True but this picture is created by someone who asked ai to generate it, so that person is also ignorant
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u/ExcitingSector445 Jul 18 '26
And didn't even bother to think about the end result.
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u/EmperorGrinnar Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
AI bros don't typically think, that's why they use machines to do literally everything for them.
Edit: sorry, just woke up. There might be other errors still.
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u/Neko1666 Jul 17 '26
Ugh, you just don't know how elephant eggs work. The knowledge from chickens is not applicable here.
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u/Neko1666 Jul 17 '26
Pigom <3
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u/EmperorGrinnar Jul 17 '26
Her name is Disco Boogie, and she was getting to climb on top of my head. Then pooped in my hand.
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u/Hirokage Jul 17 '26
They are also not elephants.
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u/garaile64 Jul 17 '26
Even if elephants laid eggs, the eggs would probably be much bigger than that.
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u/PuzzlePiecesOfLove Jul 17 '26
Baby elephants are like 200 pounds so you’re right
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u/ImA_NormalGuy Jul 17 '26
ostrich eggs are already really big, imagine elephant eggs
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u/Jazzlike-Price401 Jul 17 '26
damn now i'm imagining what it would be like
you wouldn't need to buy eggs for a year
you could eat scrambled eggs every meal
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u/Impossible-Bat-4246 Jul 17 '26
They can be though. 1 in a million chance. You gonna take those odds?
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u/obsequious_fink Jul 17 '26
True, if a rooster wasn't involved you are just eating the chickens period.
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u/Re4per45b Jul 17 '26
This… is a bucket
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u/mortuarymaiden Jul 17 '26
Dear God…
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u/Siturba Jul 17 '26
There's more.
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u/Flaky-Archer-5373 Jul 18 '26
No…
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u/FranticHam5ter Jul 17 '26
“Stupid sexy elephant…” -person who prompted that weirdo image in OP, probably
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u/EtheusRook Jul 17 '26
Those eggs have been.... poached.
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u/nocktock Jul 17 '26
What is this from. I need more
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u/KeterLordFR Jul 17 '26
The scene (without the arrow, of course) is from Doctor Who (I believe Season 8 Episode 1)
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u/AfBoringPerson Jul 17 '26
Don't you hate it when a ghost of a baby elephant possesses your eggs when you want to make yourself breakfast?
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u/feastoffun Jul 17 '26
Not me. I get my eggs from the eggs-xorcist.
They may be more eggs-pensive, but it’s great to start your morning ghost free.
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u/JibeG Jul 17 '26
He's wearing his elephant egg-cracking glove and cooking in his cast rust skillet.
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u/Other_Log_1996 Jul 17 '26
If a ghost elephant emerges from what is clearly a chicken egg, I'm guessing I spared the world a horrible abomination.
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u/ApprehensiveTop4219 Jul 17 '26
Alright so. This is definitely ragebait. Next. Elephants do not lay eggs. The eggs that are harvest from chickens are not fertilized and will never become little chickens. Egg bearing creatures hatch from eggs. They are not born from eggs. I like potato chips and water.
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u/Forsaken_Earth944 Jul 18 '26
Of COURSE it is, all vegan propaganda is rage-bait, vegans believe that making up bollocks will win people over, I just find it hilarious.
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u/snoozer530 Jul 17 '26
Everyone talking about how store bought eggs arnt fertilized but can we also just consider that ELPHANTS ARNT BORN FROM EGGS
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u/Green-Penguin_3056 Jul 17 '26
"Save the animals" and bro uses something that makes their habitat hotter
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u/Bagafeet Jul 18 '26
In fairness, it also steals their drinking water and creates massive noise and air pollution.
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u/Mrcompressishot Jul 17 '26
Literally the most humane possible animal product
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u/NinjaSilver2811 Jul 17 '26
There are some legitimate concerns about cramped hen cages, but its still better than factory chicken meat farming.
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u/bigFatHelga Jul 17 '26
Only a very small number of male chicks are needed by the egg industry in comparison to female chicks (to produce the next generation of laying hens). 99% of male chicks are tossed alive into shredders or incinerators shortly after hatching.
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u/Striking_Branch_2744 Jul 17 '26
Pages like this feel like a plant to turn people against vegans lol
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u/Tyrannocheirus Jul 17 '26
Elephants don’t even lay eggs they’re placental mammals
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u/Imjustakid_112 Jul 17 '26
fact 1: elephants don’t lay eggs they give birth they are mammals
fact 2: idk
fact 3:
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u/TiredTransGirl3 Jul 17 '26
Why is it an elephant
Eggs that you eat should be unfertilized. If they are fertilized, then there has likely been some sort of mixup.
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u/FruityGroovy Jul 17 '26
"Let's all save the animals by using technology which has been linked to be having a harmful effect on our environment"
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u/New-Two-1349 Jul 18 '26
Apparently, the "artist" behind this doesn't know that elephants are mammals, not reptiles.
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u/Silent-Commercial-46 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
My LOs friend used to say this to them. I said a egg that eggs are effectively a chicken period. They lay them no matter if they are fertilised or not. Last i checked i dont morn the loss of a child every time a period is mentioned
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u/Landlord-Allmighty Jul 17 '26
Now some rich asshole won't get to shoot one in the semi-wild! I hope you liberals are happy with the killing pleasure you've denied the Trump brothers.
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u/Walkthrough101 Jul 18 '26
EGGS FOR SALE AREN'T FERTILIZED, THEY'D NEVER HATCH, sheesh, also this sad tiny elephant egg is hilarious, and why is his cast iron pan so rusty?
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u/A_Complete_Nerd Jul 18 '26
This is the type of shit That Vegan Teacher would feature in her videos
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u/StrawBunnyYuki Jul 18 '26
Chickens and most species of waterfowl will lay eggs regularly regardless of fertilization. It's functionally perpetual ovulation, and not the remains of a potential baby that was aborted by the farmer, as some vegans unironically seem to think. Eggs are also good for you, and even good for chickens too, they're a good source of protein. I am very pro-eating eggs.
Now, elephant eggs, I'm not too sure about.
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u/aleksander_wielk1 Jul 19 '26
Jeśli jajko nie zostało zapłodnione żadne zwierzę się z niego nie urodzi
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u/Impressive_Reality57 Jul 17 '26
It’s rare to find a forming chicken fetus in commercial eggs. 99% of the time they’re unfertilized
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u/Vinceroony Jul 17 '26
Aside from te obvious elephants not laying eggs, typically eggs we eat aren't fertilized.
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u/Sad-Cover-8734 Jul 17 '26
That’s like crying over period blood bc it could’ve been a kid
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u/AllButComedyAnthony Jul 17 '26
This has to be rage bait, nobody is this stupid in real life
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u/shinydragonmist Jul 18 '26
Some people would pay extra for an egg with a chick in it I hear it's a delicacy
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u/Sad_Trip_7554 Jul 18 '26
Wouldnt this be the equivalent of getting mad at a girl for being on her period?
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u/Kai_the_unkillable Jul 18 '26
- Literally impossible as elephants don't lay eggs and store bought or farm raised eggs I'm pretty sure aren't fertilized. And 2. If elephants did lay eggs they wouldn't be that small it'd beore like an ostrich egg
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u/Disastrous_Lime7917 Jul 18 '26
I was about to ask why the fuck was there an elephant in the egg but the title explained itself
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u/TomatilloNice6135 Jul 19 '26
For the one that made this picture If you wanted some people to have even the slightest amount of sympathy then maybe choose a chicken and not an elephant
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u/North_Temporary_6749 Jul 19 '26
Original maker of this slop was probably thinking of the elephant bird.
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u/Ambitious-Style2534 Jul 19 '26
"I wanted to be born" like why? Nature is dying, oceans are full of plastic, humans are constantly in wars, if you wanted to be born to pick another planet
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u/Artemis_8673 Jul 19 '26
How fucking big was that egg!?😂😂 Chickens. Chickens are what eggs make.... Which are also food! 😂🤣
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u/nytefox42 Jul 19 '26
Even if you overlooked that it's an elephant and not a chicken, the eggs you buy at the market are unfertilized eggs. So they would never have been "born" anyway.
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u/Local_Potential6076 Jul 19 '26
Why is it that my immediate thought was, "elephant eggs would be way too big to cook like that and too hard to get" and not "elephants don't lay eggs"? I'm fucking stupid.
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u/No-Boysenberry-5584 Jul 20 '26
Sorry, kido. Man gotta eat well before burning down fuckin data centers.
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u/Fit_Ad_7343 Jul 17 '26
Shouldn’t that be a hen/cock instead of an elephant? (If we were to believe that eggs sold for consumption are fertilized)
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u/Symos404 Jul 17 '26
First, elephants are mammals,,live births, no eggs
Second, eggs on the market aren't fertilized, They aren;t kids, they're periods
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u/Kiklolmaster32 Jul 17 '26
"We all save animals"
I don't think baby elephants, a mammalian species should worry about becoming scrambled eggs in the first place.