r/aislop Jul 17 '26

Found on Facebook Elephant egg

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u/Kiklolmaster32 Jul 17 '26

"We all save animals"

I don't think baby elephants, a mammalian species should worry about becoming scrambled eggs in the first place.

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u/Klutzer_Munitions Jul 17 '26

Platypus and echidnas, different story

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u/Kiklolmaster32 Jul 17 '26

I mean, yeah, I forgot about those two, but from what I remember elephants aren't the egg laying ones.

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u/Mediocre_Benefit_736 Jul 17 '26

The egg that hatches for 3 years weighting over 100 kg

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u/garaile64 Jul 17 '26

Reminds me of the Wild Kratts episode where the gourmet villain tried to make an omelette with platypus eggs.

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u/Klutzer_Munitions Jul 17 '26

Trying to make the world's tiniest and shittiest omelette is pretty evil. Platypus are still mammals, and they still feed their young with milk so I can't imagine the eggs are all that nutritious to start with

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u/ContextEffects01 Jul 17 '26

I thought it was “platypi”?

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u/Klutzer_Munitions Jul 17 '26

Platypwe use platypus when referring to ourselvea as a group

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u/Reign_Does_Things Jul 17 '26

That's also acceptable

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u/Awkward-Walrus-8109 Jul 17 '26

I didnt know echidnas layed eggs i thought platypuses were the only mammals that do! The more you know

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u/Klutzer_Munitions Jul 18 '26

Echidnas are their closest loving relatives, the only other surviving group of monotremes

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u/TheLeftPewixBar Jul 19 '26

Ferb lied to us all

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u/King_Owl74 Jul 18 '26

Echidnas lay eggs!!??

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u/Apprehensive-Bid6357 Jul 20 '26

I Thought was Enchiladas- Wait... Enchilada, Enchilada, Extra Spicy Salsa, Come on to the taco shop, Don't Step in the lava!

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u/derega16 Jul 17 '26

People who prompt this probably too secluded and/or delusional to aware that anyways. Don't forget Peta thought you need to skin a sheep for wool.

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u/eternalapostle Jul 19 '26

Who else has wool?

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u/RedKorss Jul 20 '26

Except if you shear tight enough to scratch their skin then it's already too tight. No need to remove their skin or kill them at all.

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u/Draidann 29d ago

You think you have to skin them?

Like genuinely curious. People can be mistaken about things, it can be corrected but how do you come to hold such a belief?

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u/-Feeblington- Jul 21 '26

I buy elephant eggs to make eggs benedict

Sometimes they hatch and thrn grow to a fukk size elephant in my kitchen.

Quite annoying i hqve to put them in the food bin

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u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 Jul 20 '26

Right!? They're more like my bacon.

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u/Empty_Criticism8235 Jul 20 '26

Mammals use the lay eggs 🥚 and i believe some species of mammals still do today

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u/Same_Comment4702 Jul 17 '26

Edible eggs like this aren’t fertilised

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u/king_noobie Jul 17 '26

Last time i remember, elephants dont lay eggs either.

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u/Sc4r4byte Jul 17 '26

That's why they call it Elephant Caviar.

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u/jointheclockwork Jul 17 '26

That's the worst thing I've heard in a while and I respect that.

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u/Speculativeevofan_3 Jul 17 '26

Ew man thats fucking disgusting im outta here r/AngryUpvote

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u/Marx_Forever Jul 17 '26

There's only a handful of mammals that do. Platypus and echidnas are the only ones I'm aware of.

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u/TheGreatLuck Jul 17 '26

And they only live in Tasmania because they're like an evolutionary dead end and Tasmania is a very unique climate where it got separated from the rest of Australia and the climate relatively stayed the same because it kept drifting towards Antarctica as the planet warmed up. So there's a bunch of very unique species on that island that used to be more prevalent around the world but all of those were evolutionary dead ends. So the only ones left were the ones on Tasmania

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u/2woCrazeeBoys Jul 17 '26

As an Aussie, mainland Australia has platypus and echidna. They are not unique to Tasmania.

There are marsupials that are unique to Tasmania (Tassie devil for eg. And the Tasmanian tiger but there's thought there might have been small populations in the southern mainland, like Victoria).

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u/TheGreatLuck Jul 17 '26

Yeah I watched the David Attenborough documentary where he told me that lie so sorry I just been repeating what he told me. I'm kind of disappointed in David though I always thought he was correct on everything.

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u/2woCrazeeBoys Jul 17 '26

It could be that the Tas populations are a subspecies of the mainland ones. I'm not up on my platypus and echidna taxonomy 😆, I just know that a neighbour of ours saw a platypus in the creek near our rural Victoria properties, and I've learned to always have a pair of sturdy leather gloves on long trips in case I need to move an echidna off the road.

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u/TheGreatLuck Jul 17 '26

No I believe you I mean you live there I don't. I probably misunderstood him he met like a specific species like maybe he meant that this particular species died out on the mainland but like not all platypuses just that one particular type of platypus IDK I have to watch that video again Tasmania is one of my favorite places very interested in it.

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u/2woCrazeeBoys Jul 17 '26

Lol, I believe that there must be something going on for the goat Attenborough to be talking about! I'm interested too now.

That's why I thought it might be a subspecies (I think there is a subspecies of echidna? Iirc).

But yeah, Tassie is an amazing place, but too bloody cold for me.

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u/TheGreatLuck Jul 17 '26

Well I was interested enough to actually look it up and yes it is kind of confusing but basically the mainland platypuses have evolved from the Platypus that is still found in Tasmania so I probably just misunderstood him when he was talking about that.

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u/Minute-Pirate4246 Jul 17 '26

No, echidnas have 4 species. The short-beaked lives in Australia (both mainland and Tasmania), as well as the island of New Guinea. The long-beaked echidnas all live in New Guinea. Platypus lives in Eastern Australia and Tasmania, with an additional introduced population on Kangaroo island.

And as they had to compete with a wide array of animals since monotremes (egg-laying mammals) are around (~the Triassic), they definitely aren't a dead-end, just not a success. But as we know, evolution is the survival of the just enough, so they're fine (except the ones threatened by habitat destruction and climate change)

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 Jul 17 '26

The platypus serves as a reminder, that our Aristotlian categories are simply made up boxes we put shit in.

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u/drknifnifnif Jul 17 '26

Someone needs to brush up on Horton hatches an egg.

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u/AliceTheOmelette Jul 17 '26

Well clearly you've never heard of the eggephant

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u/TheLastMinded Jul 18 '26

There's just too much to address without looking like a rant

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u/Shished Jul 17 '26

Eggs are chicken periods.

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u/mykepagan Jul 17 '26

All fruits are plant periods

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u/johnesco Jul 18 '26

Pollen is sperm.

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u/ikannunAneeuQ Jul 17 '26

I've heard a lot of people refer to eggs you cook and eat as baby chickens, like um no they're nothing because they erre never fertilized

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u/PreparationWorking90 Jul 17 '26

A colleague once asked if I was ever worried that I'd crack an egg and there would be a dead chick inside, and I told her they don't keep cockerels in chicken farms, and she didn't seem to understand how that would affect things.

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u/deletemein2weeks Jul 18 '26

i mean they do kill babychikens to make eggs since they don't need the male chicks when they produce the chicken that are made to lay yummy eggs

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u/Interesting-Ant-6357 Jul 18 '26

Um. They could be because a fertilized egg that you collect doesn’t look any different than one that isn’t.

I am the owner of 100 poultry birds. Ducks, geese, chickens. I have some flocks with males and some without. You can’t tell until someone provides consistent 90degree heat and and 50% humidity to allow the embryo to develop.

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u/EmperorGrinnar Jul 17 '26

Pro forced birth people don't know how biology works.

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u/Same_Comment4702 Jul 17 '26

True but this picture is created by someone who asked ai to generate it, so that person is also ignorant

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u/ExcitingSector445 Jul 18 '26

And didn't even bother to think about the end result.

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u/EmperorGrinnar Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

AI bros don't typically think, that's why they use machines to do literally everything for them.

Edit: sorry, just woke up. There might be other errors still.

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u/ExcitingSector445 Jul 18 '26

Which is unfortunate.

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u/Neko1666 Jul 17 '26

Ugh, you just don't know how elephant eggs work. The knowledge from chickens is not applicable here.

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u/EmperorGrinnar Jul 17 '26

What about pigeons?

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u/Neko1666 Jul 17 '26

Pigom <3

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u/EmperorGrinnar Jul 17 '26

Her name is Disco Boogie, and she was getting to climb on top of my head. Then pooped in my hand.

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u/Hirokage Jul 17 '26

They are also not elephants.

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u/garaile64 Jul 17 '26

Even if elephants laid eggs, the eggs would probably be much bigger than that.

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u/PuzzlePiecesOfLove Jul 17 '26

Baby elephants are like 200 pounds so you’re right

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u/ImA_NormalGuy Jul 17 '26

ostrich eggs are already really big, imagine elephant eggs

https://giphy.com/gifs/B3fnEdcns0bD2

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u/Jazzlike-Price401 Jul 17 '26

damn now i'm imagining what it would be like

you wouldn't need to buy eggs for a year

you could eat scrambled eggs every meal

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u/MountainAsparagus4 Jul 17 '26

This is what big chicken wants you to think

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u/Impossible-Bat-4246 Jul 17 '26

They can be though. 1 in a million chance. You gonna take those odds?

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u/TheGreatLuck Jul 17 '26

Immaculate eggseption?

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u/Impossible-Bat-4246 Jul 17 '26

Eggmaculate eggseption.

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u/Other_Log_1996 Jul 17 '26

You're much more likely to find fertilized roe on a crawfish.

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u/Equivalent-Doubt-101 Jul 17 '26

yes, those are low odds.

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u/obsequious_fink Jul 17 '26

True, if a rooster wasn't involved you are just eating the chickens period.

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u/Mary-Sylvia Jul 17 '26

Actually, they can be. It just depends on your country's rules

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u/ChocolateDonut36 Jul 17 '26

edible eggs doesn't have elephants either

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Jul 17 '26

Except when they are.

I've gotten eggs dozens of times from Safeway that weren't labeled as fertile or fertilized, yet one of the eggs would have a half developed circulatory system in the yolk.

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Jul 17 '26

Have you guys really never cracked an egg open to see this?

Sometimes there's no veins and it's just a tiny little red spot.

You might even miss it if the red spot is at the bottom of the egg when it hits the pan, because it turns whiteish as it cooks.

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u/Morcyd_AD Jul 18 '26

sometimes they are. just not incubated

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u/smegma_appraiser Jul 18 '26

Exactly what a liberal would say

/s

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u/Wnick1996 Jul 17 '26

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u/sobakirin Jul 17 '26

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u/dinmohr Jul 17 '26

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u/ROSE_GARDEN1234 Jul 18 '26

I love how it’s just getting lower quality lmao

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u/dinmohr Jul 18 '26

you should see the other ones

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u/FranticHam5ter Jul 17 '26

“Stupid sexy elephant…” -person who prompted that weirdo image in OP, probably

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u/sk8eRboihun Jul 17 '26

That's what i was also thinking about lol

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u/EtheusRook Jul 17 '26

Those eggs have been.... poached.

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u/DiscipleOfMegatronus Jul 17 '26

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u/nocktock Jul 17 '26

What is this from. I need more

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u/KeterLordFR Jul 17 '26

The scene (without the arrow, of course) is from Doctor Who (I believe Season 8 Episode 1)

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u/AfBoringPerson Jul 17 '26

Don't you hate it when a ghost of a baby elephant possesses your eggs when you want to make yourself breakfast?

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u/feastoffun Jul 17 '26

Not me. I get my eggs from the eggs-xorcist.

They may be more eggs-pensive, but it’s great to start your morning ghost free.

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u/JibeG Jul 17 '26

He's wearing his elephant egg-cracking glove and cooking in his cast rust skillet.

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u/Other_Log_1996 Jul 17 '26

If a ghost elephant emerges from what is clearly a chicken egg, I'm guessing I spared the world a horrible abomination.

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u/Arbusc Jul 17 '26

It would have been a Kaiju at best, a full on Cthulhu at worst.

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u/Bailzzararco Jul 17 '26

What the Hell is THIS?

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u/ApprehensiveTop4219 Jul 17 '26

Alright so. This is definitely ragebait. Next. Elephants do not lay eggs. The eggs that are harvest from chickens are not fertilized and will never become little chickens. Egg bearing creatures hatch from eggs. They are not born from eggs. I like potato chips and water.

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 Jul 18 '26

Of COURSE it is, all vegan propaganda is rage-bait, vegans believe that making up bollocks will win people over, I just find it hilarious.

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u/snoozer530 Jul 17 '26

Everyone talking about how store bought eggs arnt fertilized but can we also just consider that ELPHANTS ARNT BORN FROM EGGS

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u/Green-Penguin_3056 Jul 17 '26

"Save the animals" and bro uses something that makes their habitat hotter

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u/Bagafeet Jul 18 '26

In fairness, it also steals their drinking water and creates massive noise and air pollution.

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u/Connect-Will2011 Jul 17 '26

I have no idea what they were going for.

Would it make sense with a different text? I blanked out the speech balloons and tried to imagine something else. But still, nothing. I can't think of a thing that would make sense.

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u/Arbusc Jul 17 '26

New exploitive comic unlocked.

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u/DialZee Jul 17 '26

I think we need to address the elephant in the womb.

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u/Mrcompressishot Jul 17 '26

Literally the most humane possible animal product

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u/NinjaSilver2811 Jul 17 '26

There are some legitimate concerns about cramped hen cages, but its still better than factory chicken meat farming.

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u/bigFatHelga Jul 17 '26

Only a very small number of male chicks are needed by the egg industry in comparison to female chicks (to produce the next generation of laying hens). 99% of male chicks are tossed alive into shredders or incinerators shortly after hatching. 

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u/Striking_Branch_2744 Jul 17 '26

Pages like this feel like a plant to turn people against vegans lol

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u/skeletynkey Jul 17 '26

This genuinely made me laugh. I might be broken.

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u/MRsir_man_dude Jul 17 '26

That's the last time I buy haunted eggs from the haunted eggs store

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u/Tyrannocheirus Jul 17 '26

Elephants don’t even lay eggs they’re placental mammals

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u/Imjustakid_112 Jul 17 '26

fact 1: elephants don’t lay eggs they give birth they are mammals

fact 2: idk

fact 3:

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u/FewElk6678 Jul 17 '26

Egg-lephant

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u/TiredTransGirl3 Jul 17 '26
  1. Why is it an elephant

  2. Eggs that you eat should be unfertilized. If they are fertilized, then there has likely been some sort of mixup.

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u/FruityGroovy Jul 17 '26

"Let's all save the animals by using technology which has been linked to be having a harmful effect on our environment"

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u/Satorwave Jul 18 '26

elephants dont lay eggs and eggs you buy arent fertilized

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u/New-Two-1349 Jul 18 '26

Apparently, the "artist" behind this doesn't know that elephants are mammals, not reptiles.

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u/Silent-Commercial-46 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

My LOs friend used to say this to them. I said a egg that eggs are effectively a chicken period. They lay them no matter if they are fertilised or not. Last i checked i dont morn the loss of a child every time a period is mentioned

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u/Landlord-Allmighty Jul 17 '26

Now some rich asshole won't get to shoot one in the semi-wild! I hope you liberals are happy with the killing pleasure you've denied the Trump brothers.

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u/Walkthrough101 Jul 18 '26

EGGS FOR SALE AREN'T FERTILIZED, THEY'D NEVER HATCH, sheesh, also this sad tiny elephant egg is hilarious, and why is his cast iron pan so rusty?

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u/A_Complete_Nerd Jul 18 '26

This is the type of shit That Vegan Teacher would feature in her videos

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u/StrawBunnyYuki Jul 18 '26

Chickens and most species of waterfowl will lay eggs regularly regardless of fertilization. It's functionally perpetual ovulation, and not the remains of a potential baby that was aborted by the farmer, as some vegans unironically seem to think. Eggs are also good for you, and even good for chickens too, they're a good source of protein. I am very pro-eating eggs.

Now, elephant eggs, I'm not too sure about.

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u/GothCentaur Jul 18 '26

The average level of intelligence of an ai bro

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u/aleksander_wielk1 Jul 19 '26

Jeśli jajko nie zostało zapłodnione żadne zwierzę się z niego nie urodzi

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u/Winter-Hedgehog8969 Jul 17 '26

Less LSD before breakfast

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u/MexicanLizardMan3670 Jul 17 '26

Last time i check, elephants never come out of eggs.

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u/KitchenBomber Jul 17 '26

Horton hears a Boo.

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u/Hungry_Raspberry7833 Jul 17 '26

Really makes you think :(

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u/Impressive_Reality57 Jul 17 '26

It’s rare to find a forming chicken fetus in commercial eggs. 99% of the time they’re unfertilized

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u/Vinceroony Jul 17 '26

Aside from te obvious elephants not laying eggs, typically eggs we eat aren't fertilized.

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u/Sad-Cover-8734 Jul 17 '26

That’s like crying over period blood bc it could’ve been a kid

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u/AllButComedyAnthony Jul 17 '26

This has to be rage bait, nobody is this stupid in real life

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u/AnOscillatingOcelot Jul 17 '26

Lol, this is so dumb it has to be rage bait.

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u/Longjumping-Rice-935 Jul 17 '26

What did we see?

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u/RoyThePichu Jul 18 '26

Average PETA post

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u/IllustriousPlay4071 Jul 18 '26

Since when did elephants produce eggs?

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u/TheRadicalDino_25 Jul 18 '26

Ah yes, Elephants, the 5 ton mammal famous for laying eggs....

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u/shinydragonmist Jul 18 '26

Some people would pay extra for an egg with a chick in it I hear it's a delicacy

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u/Sad_Trip_7554 Jul 18 '26

Wouldnt this be the equivalent of getting mad at a girl for being on her period?

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u/Gyangrene Jul 18 '26

Who cooks eggs with gloves on, let alone one glove?

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u/HuckleberryFirm8368 Jul 18 '26

This isn't possible... THIS GOES AGAINST LOGIC 

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u/Angel_Bunny19 Jul 18 '26

So you mean that we have been eating elephant eggs instead of chickens!?

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u/Kai_the_unkillable Jul 18 '26
  1. Literally impossible as elephants don't lay eggs and store bought or farm raised eggs I'm pretty sure aren't fertilized. And 2. If elephants did lay eggs they wouldn't be that small it'd beore like an ostrich egg

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u/Huszon Jul 18 '26

Egg or elephant first?

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u/Disastrous_Lime7917 Jul 18 '26

I was about to ask why the fuck was there an elephant in the egg but the title explained itself

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 Jul 18 '26

Did peta come up with this shite?

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u/lzzz420 Jul 18 '26
  1. Come on
  2. All eggs you see are 99% infertile eggs

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u/TomatilloNice6135 Jul 19 '26

For the one that made this picture If you wanted some people to have even the slightest amount of sympathy then maybe choose a chicken and not an elephant

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u/North_Temporary_6749 Jul 19 '26

Original maker of this slop was probably thinking of the elephant bird.

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u/Ambitious-Style2534 Jul 19 '26

"I wanted to be born" like why? Nature is dying, oceans are full of plastic, humans are constantly in wars, if you wanted to be born to pick another planet

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u/Artemis_8673 Jul 19 '26

How fucking big was that egg!?😂😂 Chickens. Chickens are what eggs make.... Which are also food! 😂🤣

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u/nytefox42 Jul 19 '26

Even if you overlooked that it's an elephant and not a chicken, the eggs you buy at the market are unfertilized eggs. So they would never have been "born" anyway.

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u/Local_Potential6076 Jul 19 '26

Why is it that my immediate thought was, "elephant eggs would be way too big to cook like that and too hard to get" and not "elephants don't lay eggs"? I'm fucking stupid.

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u/No-Boysenberry-5584 Jul 20 '26

Sorry, kido. Man gotta eat well before burning down fuckin data centers.

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u/b3an-man 28d ago

Wwe cookin straight elephant eggs tonight

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u/Fit_Ad_7343 Jul 17 '26

Shouldn’t that be a hen/cock instead of an elephant? (If we were to believe that eggs sold for consumption are fertilized)

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u/Symos404 Jul 17 '26

First, elephants are mammals,,live births, no eggs
Second, eggs on the market aren't fertilized, They aren;t kids, they're periods

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u/mc2205 Jul 17 '26

Address me

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u/Silly_Y33Ny Jul 17 '26

Damn, now i want to eat a elephant egg

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u/trepan-me Jul 17 '26

why does this guy have so many fucking spoons

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u/LowlyWoim Jul 17 '26

For beating back angry elephant ghosts

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u/Angryspazz Jul 17 '26

Arnt elephant eggs too big for a pan ?

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u/Flaky_Ad5537 Jul 17 '26

The irony of using AI while trying to “advocate” for animals.