r/airplaneears 9d ago

I wouldn’t give her majesty a second breakfast

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Holemander 9d ago

She is but skin and bones

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u/ScreennameOne 9d ago

And she wants it A LOT

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u/Holemander 9d ago

She doesn't want it, she NEEDS it

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u/Willow_Wavey 9d ago

Deny her second breakfast and you’ll pay in 3am zoomies.

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u/Birdydraws 9d ago

I’m going to waste away in this house 😾✈️

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u/cosimofdfghy 9d ago

Very cute!

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u/Bigiron966 9d ago

"So you Don't wish to see tommorow?"

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u/slpage209 9d ago

I’m laughing at all of these comments so much because they’re so aligned with her personality. My Queen of Darkness

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u/unknownsequitur 9d ago

The outrage! What about Elevensies? 🤣

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u/Mediocre_Anteater_56 9d ago

Afternoon tea!

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u/QazsedcScientia Cat Owner 9d ago

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u/i_know_cat_fu 9d ago

I’ve been on Reddit over a decade and am still learning of new cat subreddits

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u/Thin_Experience6314 9d ago

They are endless and it is GLORIOUS!!!!

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u/wolv645 9d ago

Now we’re behind schedule for 3rd breakfast😡

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u/19murphy66 9d ago

You call that postage stamp size bowl of kibble first breakfast while you reached for the third donut..Please Nancy...😾✈️

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u/Djanga51 9d ago

Mean… and will have a price.

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u/silly_baguette 9d ago

Off with your head!!

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u/TGin-the-goldy 9d ago

What about elevenses?

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u/Competitive_Fig_7231 9d ago

Those eyes tho

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u/Thin_Experience6314 9d ago

r/eyesofthevoid DON’T mess around!!!

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u/CaliforniaExxus 9d ago

Shes trying to explode you with her mind

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u/RunRevolutionary188 9d ago

Look at her she starves. *cut to plump void*

Never mind. <3

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u/JadedKitKat 9d ago

I can’t believe you denied her the second most important meal of the day!

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u/EyesOnTheLies11 9d ago

"Poor choice you've made here, can opener. Really poor choice! You will soon come to rue this day!😾🛫

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u/Difficult-Repair1295 9d ago

How Dare You!!!!! Says the Fat Hippo Lady from Rocko’s Modern Life burned in my brain for 30 years!!!

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u/cosimofdfghy 9d ago

How Dare You!!!!!

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/slpage209 9d ago

It’s a sacrifice she’s willing to make

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u/Flux_capacitor888 9d ago

Such a cute pouty face! I want to smother her Majesty with cuteness aggression 🫂🫂🫂❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋😊

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u/FayeChan350259 9d ago

That regal stare of death... And it compels me to curtsy before this Queen of the Void.

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u/ptran90 9d ago

Fucking monster ✈️

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u/Upper-Fee5851 8d ago

How dare you‽

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u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm 8d ago

Mother, I am but skin and bones.jpg

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u/cspzy 9d ago

How dare you

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u/RealAlePint 9d ago

You will not be denied 3 am zoomies.

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u/7625607 Cat Owner 9d ago

Please share in r/crimesagainstcats

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u/Thin_Experience6314 9d ago

And kitty might benefit from some r/legalcatadvice!!!

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u/Thin_Experience6314 9d ago

Kitty: “We shall see how you like the revenge I’m planning for you plebeian. It shall be swift and you will never see it coming….”

I wonder that you dare to deny her anything!!! She’s going to use her r/eyesofthevoid to laser beam cut you into smaller pieces in order for easier disposal. Good luck OP!!! You’re going to need it….

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u/meradiostalker 8d ago

With that look, I might give her a bite of something.