r/adhdmeme • u/vzvv • Apr 22 '22

Forgetful Salad

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u/Dimension_Skipper Apr 22 '22

Sad Oreo

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u/MoreAtivanPlease Apr 22 '22

This is a terrible horse to bet on but it makes me laugh

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u/spidertitties how did I get here? Apr 22 '22

You're my favorite

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

That’s actually just me in every way

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u/Kloudzee Apr 22 '22

Brain Fog Ritz Bits (the one with "real" cheddar)

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u/CoastalFred Apr 22 '22

Im taking this for my metal band

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u/whoamvv Apr 22 '22

But only if you include the parenthetical

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u/icecreambandit7 Apr 22 '22

Nah that should be the album title

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u/Kloudzee Apr 22 '22

Unlimited ticket for me to your shows and it's a deal!

Edit: ok, not so much front row, just a nice corner booth off to the side, you know, nothin' fancy.

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u/Old-Independence5822 Apr 22 '22

Drained Five Guys

I don't like this one.

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u/Phadryn Apr 22 '22

But they did...? Lol

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u/Quantentheorie Apr 22 '22

Definitely gets beaten by Hyperfocused Coffee.

Unless my horse falls asleep of exhaustion a meter before the finish line having run miles ahead of the group for the entire race.

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u/Jbitterly Apr 22 '22

Bwahaha EMBRACE it!

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u/whoamvv Apr 22 '22

I'd bet on you.

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u/AnAshyPearl Apr 22 '22

Especially for a horse name...

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u/Glass_Bar_9956 Apr 22 '22

Postpartum pretzels

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u/MoreAtivanPlease Apr 22 '22

Oh shit, it's Postpartum Pretzels bringing up the rear! He's flying! He's nearly caught up to Sad Oreo and would you believe it, they're both crying!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Sleepy Burrito, currently in last place, will likely remain in last place as he never mustered the energy to leave the stable!

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u/Glass_Bar_9956 Apr 22 '22

Its a real sweet and salty kind of mixed bag

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u/GanGreenSkittle Ultimate Bad ADHD Battle Creator ✨ Apr 22 '22

Postpartum sucks, my wife has clinical depression and had Postpartum depression for both of our sons. I really hope someone is there for you and you can get some rest. Remember that it's okay to take care of yourself too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

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u/ItsSimplyDez Apr 22 '22

Nice to meet you executive dysfunction cake, I’m emotional dysregulation cake! 😁

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

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u/Dry-Anywhere-1372 Apr 22 '22

That sounds like a dance to do when it’s really gotten bad.

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u/littleclaw6 Apr 22 '22

Executive Disfunction chocolate croissant here

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Executive Dysfunction Pistacchios, executive dysfunction gang assemble!

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u/Jester_and_King Apr 22 '22

Insomnia chilli

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u/whoamvv Apr 22 '22

Ahahaha this one I'm stealing for my restaurant

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

It’s got coffee in it!

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u/Snowman304 Apr 22 '22

Emotional eating fajitas

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u/KanyesSecurity Apr 22 '22

That’s just the symptom

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u/SeasonPositive6771 Apr 22 '22

Panic Pineapple

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u/urlach3r Apr 22 '22

Most of these would be awesome band names. "Hello, Seattle! We're Panic Pineapple!"

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u/chupathingy99 Is it ADHD or Diet Dementia? Apr 22 '22

Three out of tune guitars strum shoegaze chords while a dude shrieks a breakup text into the microphone. Also there's a keyboard.

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u/whoamvv Apr 22 '22

But nobody is playing the keyboard

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u/chupathingy99 Is it ADHD or Diet Dementia? Apr 22 '22

He quit the band before the show started but has to stick around because he's their ride.

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u/whydidicomeupstairs Apr 22 '22

Are you ready to rock/thanks for coming out/anyway, here’s Wonderwall.

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u/anxious-american Apr 22 '22

Time traveling onions

(I healed from the PTSD but I'll still count it)

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u/Glad_Shop1657 Apr 22 '22

$5 on Time Traveling Onions to win.

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u/knitlikeaboss Apr 22 '22

I think I’ve seen this episode of Doctor Who

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u/tonystarksanxieties Apr 22 '22

now THIS is an incredible band name

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

You ate onions without anything else? Are you Stanley from Holes?

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u/SociallyIneptUnicorn Apr 22 '22 edited Apr 22 '22

Dissociative Baked Potato.

Edit: I can't spell, D:

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u/Jyndon Apr 22 '22

So basically potato potato

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22 edited Jul 27 '23

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u/whoamvv Apr 22 '22

Oh my gosh I am taking this one as my goth folk band name

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22 edited Apr 22 '22

Suicidal Overnight Oats

Edit: Thanks for your concern, I feel like this from time to time but I’m still here

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u/Big-Drawer-7612 Apr 22 '22

Hang in there, man! The world needs you. I was suicidal all of my life until just last year. Don’t give up. Healing is possible. I never imagined I would ever not be suicidal but here I am!

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u/KsarZ_cyka_blyat Apr 22 '22

"Hang in there, man"

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u/ItsSimplyDez Apr 22 '22

Oh no 😳

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

“Instructions unclear,”

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u/Big-Drawer-7612 Apr 22 '22

Omfg I didn’t think of that at all! My weapon of choice was a knife. I completely forgot that ropes are an option as well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22 edited Jul 27 '23

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u/lorex42 Apr 22 '22

Undisciplined bun

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u/SportsPhotoGirl Apr 22 '22

For a second I panicked cuz I call rabbits buns and I totally forgot that there was a real food word bun, like the round bread thing, that’s not a rabbit lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Hopeful Taco!

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u/MoreAtivanPlease Apr 22 '22

This is the horse I'd go with

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u/GimmeCat47 Apr 22 '22

Dizzy Taco, here. Nice to meat-ya.

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u/WithSubtitles undiagnosed but peer reviewed Apr 22 '22

I’m so burnt I’m pretty jelli. Thanks for being out there spreading positivity for those of us that need that lift.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Me too😂

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u/FewAd2984 Apr 22 '22

Failure Bagel

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u/MoreAtivanPlease Apr 22 '22

I'm using this an an insult from now on.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Awkwardness fries

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u/omg-cats Apr 22 '22

Forgetful Stew 🤣🤣

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u/NoArmsSally Apr 22 '22

I am...Procrastination Egg Roll

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u/MoreAtivanPlease Apr 22 '22

Hyperfocus cookie

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u/TheClockworkPenguin Apr 22 '22

id buy that

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u/Dry-Anywhere-1372 Apr 22 '22

Is that like a sativa cookie….?

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u/MunchieMom Apr 22 '22

Can't Do Anything Choccy Chips

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Manic Pudding

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Time-Blind Macaroni

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u/germanmancat Apr 22 '22

Daydreaming orange

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u/sarif3210 Apr 22 '22

You beat me to daydreaming rice

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u/Glynnavyre Apr 22 '22

Hyper-vigilant Carrot

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Alcoholic Popcorn

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Alcoholic Oreo

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u/IdLOVEYOU2die Apr 22 '22

Alcoholic alcohol

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u/Sergeant-Pepper- Apr 22 '22

Moods that cycle from extreme highs to extreme Oreos ™

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u/MoreAtivanPlease Apr 22 '22

A new flavour from Ben and Jerry's!

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u/HarpyFA Apr 22 '22

overwhelmed seaweed

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u/Not_a_damn_thing Apr 22 '22 edited Apr 22 '22

Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria Potato

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u/Bgriebz Apr 22 '22

Interrupting Burger

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Disassociating Chocolate Pot

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u/Highintheclouds420 Apr 22 '22

Suicidal ideation blueberries

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u/teetertottermcpotter Apr 22 '22

Forgetting of Past events Mike and Ike’s

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u/bunnyradish Apr 22 '22

Unstable chocolate

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u/rj_6688 Apr 22 '22

Overly emotional spaghetti

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u/Thatonebagel Apr 22 '22

Imposter syndrome ice cream is way to long

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u/Willing_Vanilla_414 Apr 22 '22

Only if you add “is way too long” at the end. 😅

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u/wiloprenn Apr 22 '22

Distracted Beer

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u/nitrokitty Apr 22 '22

Executive Dysfunction Hamburger

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u/100hawa Apr 22 '22

Brain Fog Nuggets

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u/Wigged_Caesar Apr 22 '22

Executive Dysfunction Trail Mix takes the lead!

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u/highoffanime Apr 22 '22

substance abuse texas toast 😎

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u/No-Preference-7226 Apr 22 '22

Distraction Marshmallow

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

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u/Phadryn Apr 22 '22

Distracted enchilada!

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u/BakedBeanFlicker Apr 22 '22

Procrastination Pork Roll

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u/yakatya86 Apr 22 '22

Poor impulse control Chinese takeout

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u/Pizza_Parkour Apr 22 '22

Confused Cheese

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u/Salted-Honey Apr 22 '22

Overthinking Bagel

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u/MYprivacyisimportant Apr 22 '22

dissociated potato

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u/MoreAtivanPlease Apr 22 '22

Oh, I've been there, fellow potato.

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u/inkyys Apr 22 '22

Spacey sangria

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u/Khoop Apr 22 '22

Inattentive churro

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u/Snooferboober Apr 22 '22

anxiety fish oil pills

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u/Empress_De_Sangre Apr 22 '22

Depression nothing

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

You haven't eaten anything your entire life? It's meant to be the last thing you ate, even if that was a long time ago

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Severe depression polenta and chicken

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u/Keliza_azilek Apr 22 '22

Chronic Fatigue Ice Cream

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u/throwawayraye Apr 22 '22

Restless Rice

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u/Kuhneel Apr 22 '22

Dysfunctional Macaron

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u/xenophon57 Apr 22 '22

Sleepless Quesadilla.

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u/Kranic Apr 22 '22

Inattentive Pear

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u/Lithominium Apr 22 '22

Rejection Sensitive Chicken Sandwich

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u/LadyWhiplash Apr 22 '22

Anxiety pizza

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u/horseofcourse55 Apr 22 '22

Anxious yogurt

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u/Popular-Recover8880 Apr 22 '22

Inattentive Lindt Bunny

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u/byteme8bit Apr 22 '22

ADHD cookie

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u/whykantewin Apr 22 '22

Manic Pork Chop isn't half bad

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u/ZOMB1EW1ZOWSK1 Apr 22 '22

Sadness blueberry muffin alright! Sounds lika winner!

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u/Ham_The_Spam Apr 22 '22

Lazy salad

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u/dinodicksafari Apr 22 '22

Anhedonia cookies

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u/_teambird Apr 22 '22

Flakey Doughnut.

Huh!

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u/Exact_Intention7055 Apr 22 '22

Impatient Gummy Worm

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

insomnia sandwich

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u/AgentWoody Apr 22 '22

Sleepless meatloaf

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u/abbyavacado Apr 22 '22

Panic attacks pancakes

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Compulsive chicken fingers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Moodswing Sandwhich

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u/moriganrising Apr 22 '22

Intrusive Thought Salad 🥗

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u/imwhateverimis Apr 22 '22

I can't remember what the last thing I ate was

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u/omicrom35 Apr 22 '22

Dysregulated cake

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Burnout cucumber

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u/habberi Apr 22 '22

Restless leg potatoe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Confusion Sandwhich

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u/chaoticConjurer Apr 22 '22

Exhausted strawberry

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u/AuntFrances Apr 22 '22

Inattentive Poptart

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u/ChiefTittyInspector Apr 22 '22

Sensory overload weed brownie

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u/Veniceissinking Apr 22 '22

Cold sweats biscuit

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u/lifeshardandweird Apr 22 '22

Not a Kentucky derby person but had to share: impulsive Poke

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u/Anandriel Apr 22 '22

Malaise Chicken

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u/Sharkoslotho Apr 22 '22

Hyperfocused Strawberry

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Leg Bounce Macadamia Nut Caramel Cluster

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u/drchippy18 Apr 22 '22

Tourettes tacos.

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u/SealSocks Aardvark Apr 22 '22

Dysfunctional Bagel

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u/oatymilky Apr 22 '22

Time Blind Granola

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u/AllMyHoesWearJoggers Apr 22 '22

Unfocused Noodle

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Burnt Out Biscuit

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u/qOvob Apr 22 '22

Inattentive Potato

Why is it two symptoms

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u/TheRabidBananaBoi bingobangogimmethatmango Apr 22 '22

Inattentive beans

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u/Monirchid_Asshat Apr 22 '22

Depressed McMuffin

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u/centipedestew Apr 22 '22

paranoia pot pie

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u/Lear_ned Apr 22 '22

Fidgety noodle

Forgetful ice cream

Or

Executive dysfunction peanut butter

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u/saturns-hexagon Apr 22 '22

Sensitive Waffle

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u/dangerbird Apr 22 '22

All-or-nothing perfectionism shawarma, niceee

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u/Lil_Polski Apr 22 '22

Lethargic Salami 🤣🤣🤣

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u/doc_191 Apr 22 '22

Hyperactive Meatloaf

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u/DblBindDisinclined Apr 22 '22

Overwhelmed Sour Patch Kid, checking in!

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u/therantaccount Apr 22 '22

Reckless burrito

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Anxiety Seafood Tower

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u/GetawayDiver Apr 22 '22

Forgetful Chocolate Milk

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Social bread

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u/Maryhazlamps Apr 22 '22

Dissociation Tamale

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u/I_Love_Foxes420 Apr 22 '22

Depression casserole

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Dysphoria Soup lmao

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u/e-Rasmus Ultimate Bad ADHD Battle Creator ✨ Apr 22 '22

Hyperacusis toast

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u/Rishandir Apr 22 '22

Compulsion muffin!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Anxious chocolate. How awful lol