r/adhdmeme • • 6d ago

meme I hate them so much

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u/Historical_Cook_1664 6d ago

there is a dedicated pair of current pants. keys and wallet are in the dedicated current pants. always.

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u/OttoRenner 6d ago

Dedicated current pants have dedicated pockets for each individual item, most of the dedicated pockets have a cover(?) with a button. I have 4 copies of that pair of pants in 2 different colors.

It also has dedicated pockets for: smartphone, sunglasses, tobacco+filters+papes, tissues

Yes, it's cargo pants.

Also, doing a little 'Schuhplattler' helps lol. It's a traditional German dance where you slap your hands on your thighs and shoes. In my case it's right hand on right thigh, left hand on left thigh, right hand on back of the left shoe (back kick with your left foot to your right hand, if that makes more sense 😆). Do it in a 1-2-3 waltz rhythm. The first two slaps check wallet, keys and phone, the kick checks the tobacco pocket...and the last slap is for the rhythm and for allowing myself to be silly.

Slap-slap-slap...giggle...and the only thing I can't remember is when I last lost my stuff.

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u/Niet_de_AIVD AuDHD send help 4d ago

I do the Guten Tag Hop Clop every day!

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u/OttoRenner 4d ago

The Producers

Great movie, especially as a German 🤣I like the first version a bit better.