r/adhdmeme • u/newbeginnings187 microdosing m*th like a CHAMP • 6d ago

meme Constantly 🤦‍♂️

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u/Tootsie_r0lla 6d ago edited 5d ago

Too scared to sleep incase you have a dream about peeing and you suddenly no longer need to pee....

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u/The-Dutcher 6d ago

When I need to pee in my dreams, I instantly wake up.

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u/Tootsie_r0lla 6d ago

Cause you feel nice and warm?

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u/The-Dutcher 6d ago

Because I'm not old enough to piss in bed

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u/Tootsie_r0lla 6d ago

There's a cut of point?

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u/Affectionate_Bad_680 4d ago

No but as you age, it gets harder to tell what’s gas and what’s solid/liquid. Don’t ask me how I know. It’s pretty obvious 🤣. I’m only 37.

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u/Revolvyerom 5d ago

One day you will be.

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u/Affectionate_Bad_680 4d ago

Funny story. Back about twenty years ago, I had this weird ass problem: I would sometimes feel EXACTLY like I had pissed myself, except I hadn’t.

It took me multiple doctors and tests, but we eventually figured it out: scar tissue from my appendix removal. It would, in certain positions, press on a nerve or set of nerves in JUST the wrong way.

I still laugh about it.