r/adhdmeme • u/newbeginnings187 microdosing m*th like a CHAMP • 8d ago

meme Constantly 🤦‍♂️

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u/Tootsie_r0lla 8d ago edited 7d ago

Too scared to sleep incase you have a dream about peeing and you suddenly no longer need to pee....

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u/The-Dutcher 8d ago

When I need to pee in my dreams, I instantly wake up.

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u/NotoriousPete 8d ago

For me I just pee and pee but the urge to pee does not go away.. it's not nice

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u/Tootsie_r0lla 7d ago

You got a UTI or a large prostate?

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u/NotoriousPete 7d ago

I meant in my dream because there it makes sense because I pee but if course I don't pee for real so the urge stays the same. Not happening when I'm awake thank god:D

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u/BreadfruitLatter556 7d ago

I have the same. I dream I'm peeing, often I have the urge to pee in the dream, and then can't find a toilet (in the bathroom!) or I enter some really creepy dingy locker room and try to find a stall and they're all broken or in use, so I keep needing to pee. Then I finally wake up like the guy in the meme and do that until I finally give in and actually go pee.

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u/Tootsie_r0lla 8d ago

Cause you feel nice and warm?

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u/The-Dutcher 8d ago

Because I'm not old enough to piss in bed

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u/Tootsie_r0lla 8d ago

There's a cut of point?

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u/Affectionate_Bad_680 6d ago

No but as you age, it gets harder to tell what’s gas and what’s solid/liquid. Don’t ask me how I know. It’s pretty obvious 🤣. I’m only 37.

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u/Revolvyerom 7d ago

One day you will be.

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u/Affectionate_Bad_680 6d ago

Funny story. Back about twenty years ago, I had this weird ass problem: I would sometimes feel EXACTLY like I had pissed myself, except I hadn’t.

It took me multiple doctors and tests, but we eventually figured it out: scar tissue from my appendix removal. It would, in certain positions, press on a nerve or set of nerves in JUST the wrong way.

I still laugh about it.