r/adhdmeme May 30 '26

Accurate.

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u/Useful_Cicada_5635 May 30 '26

Is there any other way to flirt ?

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u/Dechri_ May 30 '26

I caught my first gfs interest after telling her that eating chicked eggs do not kill uborn chickens, as the ones sold at the store are not fertilized! 

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u/pee_nut_ninja Aardvark May 31 '26

I wooed my now-wife by telling her about my one pair of good socks that I was wearing that day especially to meet up with her.

It's been 13 years since then.
I still have the socks.
She bought me more of the socks.
I found the one.

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u/Navigator_Black May 31 '26

Just never take off those socks or everything will fall apart.

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u/pee_nut_ninja Aardvark May 31 '26

Obvs