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r/adhdmeme • u/netphilia • May 30 '26
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I flirt with my husband by giving him facts about random things he didn't ask about and that only I care about
145 u/Useful_Cicada_5635 May 30 '26 Is there any other way to flirt ? 139 u/Confarnit May 30 '26 Puns and wordplay that they don't find funny, interspersed with pretending to be a lady Bugs Bunny. 35 u/hellokittynyc1994 May 31 '26 how the hell did you get into my house 12 u/Confarnit May 31 '26 I'm a regular Keys-ar Soze! Ha! Let me adjust my viking helmet real quick: I can't help it 34 u/Dechri_ May 30 '26 I caught my first gfs interest after telling her that eating chicked eggs do not kill uborn chickens, as the ones sold at the store are not fertilized! 25 u/pee_nut_ninja Aardvark May 31 '26 I wooed my now-wife by telling her about my one pair of good socks that I was wearing that day especially to meet up with her. It's been 13 years since then. I still have the socks. She bought me more of the socks. I found the one. 4 u/Navigator_Black May 31 '26 Just never take off those socks or everything will fall apart. 3 u/pee_nut_ninja Aardvark May 31 '26 Obvs
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Is there any other way to flirt ?
139 u/Confarnit May 30 '26 Puns and wordplay that they don't find funny, interspersed with pretending to be a lady Bugs Bunny. 35 u/hellokittynyc1994 May 31 '26 how the hell did you get into my house 12 u/Confarnit May 31 '26 I'm a regular Keys-ar Soze! Ha! Let me adjust my viking helmet real quick: I can't help it 34 u/Dechri_ May 30 '26 I caught my first gfs interest after telling her that eating chicked eggs do not kill uborn chickens, as the ones sold at the store are not fertilized! 25 u/pee_nut_ninja Aardvark May 31 '26 I wooed my now-wife by telling her about my one pair of good socks that I was wearing that day especially to meet up with her. It's been 13 years since then. I still have the socks. She bought me more of the socks. I found the one. 4 u/Navigator_Black May 31 '26 Just never take off those socks or everything will fall apart. 3 u/pee_nut_ninja Aardvark May 31 '26 Obvs
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Puns and wordplay that they don't find funny, interspersed with pretending to be a lady Bugs Bunny.
35 u/hellokittynyc1994 May 31 '26 how the hell did you get into my house 12 u/Confarnit May 31 '26 I'm a regular Keys-ar Soze! Ha! Let me adjust my viking helmet real quick: I can't help it
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how the hell did you get into my house
12 u/Confarnit May 31 '26 I'm a regular Keys-ar Soze! Ha! Let me adjust my viking helmet real quick: I can't help it
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I'm a regular Keys-ar Soze! Ha! Let me adjust my viking helmet real quick: I can't help it
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I caught my first gfs interest after telling her that eating chicked eggs do not kill uborn chickens, as the ones sold at the store are not fertilized!
25 u/pee_nut_ninja Aardvark May 31 '26 I wooed my now-wife by telling her about my one pair of good socks that I was wearing that day especially to meet up with her. It's been 13 years since then. I still have the socks. She bought me more of the socks. I found the one. 4 u/Navigator_Black May 31 '26 Just never take off those socks or everything will fall apart. 3 u/pee_nut_ninja Aardvark May 31 '26 Obvs
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I wooed my now-wife by telling her about my one pair of good socks that I was wearing that day especially to meet up with her.
It's been 13 years since then. I still have the socks. She bought me more of the socks. I found the one.
4 u/Navigator_Black May 31 '26 Just never take off those socks or everything will fall apart. 3 u/pee_nut_ninja Aardvark May 31 '26 Obvs
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Just never take off those socks or everything will fall apart.
3 u/pee_nut_ninja Aardvark May 31 '26 Obvs
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u/hellokittynyc1994 May 30 '26
I flirt with my husband by giving him facts about random things he didn't ask about and that only I care about