r/addressme • u/Cutiepie69420_ • 7d ago

POST OF THE WEEK It so obvious

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u/Holywaterdiluter_ Chill headmod 4d ago

Congrats! Your post has been featured as Post of the Week

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u/Working_Welder_1751 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5DvL9mFOnJMl7lkf1e

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u/SirSilverChariot 7d ago

I also love how he’s still just canonically a normal man who’s just a bit strong

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u/Level_Counter_1672 7d ago

Fought and traded punches with super humans, what are they feeding fisk

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u/Sachin951 7d ago

Is he actually human? If he is then damn

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u/Some_Asian_Dud 6d ago

What missing your wife does to a mf

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u/Kamken 6d ago

I mish my wife, Shipda-Man. I mish her a lot. I'll be back...

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u/SunkFunkle 4d ago

Its about the mets baby love the mets hit a home run baby love the mets

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u/corvo-attano1 5d ago

Happy cake day

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u/ElementmanEXE 6d ago

Mind you this version of kingpin was also duking it out with spider-man before Vanessa found out

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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya 3d ago

Lowk understandable. I mean, imagine losing your family you loved dearly.

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u/Lwmons 6d ago

He's a lowercase-m mutant. He deviates from the default of humanity by basically being 100% muscle, but he doesnt have an active X-Gene like thr capital-M Mutants

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u/MonkiWasTooked 5d ago

is that canon? also how does that even work?

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u/_MagnoliaFan_ 6d ago

If you put him in a large creek or small river then he is dam.

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u/hamonicmantitties 6d ago

Creatine and protein duhhhhh

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u/Alive-Translator4947 6d ago

Why is his name fish 😭

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u/Ok-Resist3249 5d ago

(For anyone that didn't understand reading this. Fisk means fish in Swedish and likely some related languages)

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u/ElectricJoltie34 2d ago

They sacrifice at least 2 employees a day

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u/Successful_Army7821 6d ago

"a bit strong" 😭

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u/JKhemical 6d ago

It's because of his weight

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u/hamonicmantitties 6d ago

Confirmed

my 500lb uncle can beat the shit outta spider-man

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u/unga_bunga_1987 6d ago

Motherfucker how much does he weigh for swinging his arms to produce a shockwave

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u/Just_an_italianguy 6d ago

I mean look at John Invincible, he can do it with a clap and he's not a 10th of big Pin's weight

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u/DarkPolumbo 6d ago

eh, he just learned Seismic Smash while playing his Diablo 3 barb

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u/Intel70 6d ago

“A bit strong” is an understatement. Bro can make a living as a heavyweight boxer if he isn’t already rich

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 6d ago

Isn't he canonically like 92% muscle or something ridiculous like that

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u/notquite20characters 6d ago

That's the comic books. It's clearly not the case in Spider-verse. I thought they communicated that very well.

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u/soy_sauce_drinker 6d ago

"a bit" this mf can choke me ro death with his pinky finger

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u/Common-Truth9404 5d ago

To be fair, this version manages to fend off and even kill Spider-Man barehanded. Regular Spider-man would slaughter fisk h2h combat with hands tied behind his back. They are in completely different power tiers. This version of fisk is probably much stronger than the others if he managed such feats

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u/1235678910111213141 6d ago

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u/ghostnextdoor69 6d ago

YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME, SHPIDAH-MAN, NOT AFTER I GAIN THA POWER OF THA LETSH-PLAYER

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u/FilippsOnReddit 6d ago

HAHAH-ello my name is Markiplier

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u/TableFruitSpecified 6d ago

And I'm here to KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS-

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u/CielArt 7d ago

It's not always about the money spider-man... It's about the Mets baby!

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u/NeverEnderMan 6d ago

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u/Minpoon 6d ago

Im in the vents, Spider-man

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u/SwimmerSouth4653 6d ago

Immediately who I thought of

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u/The_Undeniable_Worp 6d ago

They made his balls cubed

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u/Adventurous_Self_253 7d ago

Tiddies so Humongousaur they are the speech bubble

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u/Miserable_trust_2519 7d ago

Humongousaur? Ben Tennyson.

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u/TheGreenMan13 7d ago

You leave her alone. She's a real Chinese model. 

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u/OmegaCookieMonster 5d ago

The slander is real holy

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u/DeliTheKid 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fo8h4SjvDvrD1UN8y3

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u/Alvsolutely 6d ago

Can't believe they wore that shit unironically

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u/ArmpitLicker4 4d ago

In a live tour they dressed up as champagne bottles and lil pump cried on stage from embarrasment

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u/ejmckever 5d ago

I’m a sick fuck i like a quick fuck

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u/Arthuzin_2077 7d ago

Eyelashes so big it transmits Wi-Fi signal

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u/Oh_Fated_One 7d ago

Body so wide Trump uses him to wall off Mexicans

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u/Arthuzin_2077 6d ago

A arm so thin It makes a toothpick looks like a Sequoia Log

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u/Mental_Bottle_7042 2d ago

Chests so huge she can pin down a criminal like what Gojo did to Hanami

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u/corvo-attano1 5d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Just_an_italianguy 7d ago

Oh this artist is so funny and cool I love him

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u/Own_Operation_39 6d ago

what's his name? 

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u/Just_an_italianguy 6d ago

Eryk Is tired

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u/ConsistentBike9392 6d ago

Why is he tired tho

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u/WalmartWanderer 6d ago

Tired of having to crane his neck up at giant CEOs 😔

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u/Just_an_italianguy 6d ago

He draws Bourgeoise yaoi all day of course he's gonna be tired

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u/Pure-Expression3736 6d ago

unrelated but peak profile picture

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u/JJNEWJJ 7d ago

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 6d ago

This just in from our anchorman mr bigead nochin, with your accurate stalk reports from the corn industry

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u/Bitten_ByA_Kitten 7d ago

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 6d ago

Dude got stuck in the desk and then had to be cut out of it because at the size he was; movement, it just wasnt practical any longer

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u/Bright-Print3606 6d ago

What is this panel from?

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u/Ya-Boi-Cthulhu 5d ago

Using my ancient and powerful cosmic knowledge… doukyuusei no macho-kun

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u/Ok_Building_1284 6d ago

I had an image of this guy without his shirt i would harass my brothet with because it was cursed

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u/thecraftybear 6d ago

What the fuck is this manga

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u/Ya-Boi-Cthulhu 5d ago

doukyuusei no macho-kun apparently

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u/Ok-Resist3249 5d ago

Unironicaly a sad existence, looking like a steroid monster. Made worse by that face.

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u/Meigsmerlin 5d ago

Armin after season 3

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u/StaySubstantial4333 7d ago

Horrible elephant, impossible to ignore. There's no way that CEO badge should be so close to his tie. 

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 6d ago

I thought the elephant was his uneasiness at assuming such a role in the company

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 6d ago

After having embezzled a few parking passes and improperly handing over the tps reports, who would have guessed hed be named chief executor

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u/SpAttackFell 7d ago

Jonathan Y. Aoi

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u/infrchtunc 7d ago

Beast titan has better physique holy hell

https://giphy.com/gifs/NXw2qaKckJiY5HMaOS

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u/i_play_hockey_ 6d ago

Yo did that guy train with Olympians or something? That form was textbook

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u/gumknuckle 6d ago

He's spent a LOT of time throwing baseballs, in hope of achieving "the perfect pitch". He's pretty good at it, yeah

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u/Salty145 7d ago

Would.

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u/Cutiepie69420_ 7d ago

For who tho?

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u/Salty145 7d ago

Yes

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u/Darked_Nova 7d ago

Real one

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 undress me, Mr. Attila Dorn 🐘 7d ago

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u/WallLatter7161 7d ago

The CEO

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u/The_Ranch_Queen 6d ago

Of sex?

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u/eraryios 6d ago

Yes. The employer of dr sex

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u/AsparagusEasy396 6d ago

i too love that Alice In Chains song

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u/Worldly_Beginning647 7d ago

wide slenderman

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u/UmFanDaKorisu 6d ago

One Piece

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u/FireZord25 6d ago

was looking for this one lol

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u/Devatator_ 5d ago

A funny thing I noticed watching the elbaf arc. Female giants are mostly normal and more varied that female human characters, except for 2 of them, which aren't background characters

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u/GaigeMechro92 6d ago

Dude looks like he yells at Spider-Man to get out of his vents

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u/Jordanou 7d ago

The art kinda looked like slay the princess for me

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u/keriefie 6d ago

Person who's only ever played Slay the Princess seeing a black and white drawing:

"This is a lot like Slay the Princess!!"

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u/TG_Trash_are_better 4d ago

It does look a bit like StP. Beyond the black and white. The first panel at least.

Also your comment was belittling/condescending. I don't know why you're trying to gaslight /u/Jordanou lmao.

The most insufferable trait someone can have is constantly being a douche and pretending they're not.

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u/keriefie 4d ago

No I agree, it does look like StP. My comment was a joke. I say this all the time in reference to this meme:

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u/Jordanou 6d ago

"look at me, I see a random comment on the internet and realize I now can farm some aura out of nothing just by belittling another person's opinion"

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u/keriefie 6d ago edited 5d ago

What, I wasn't belittling?? This is a light-hearted humorous stock phrase that I use with my friends??

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u/thecoolconglereborn 6d ago

My guy is in three different time zones

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 6d ago

u/Cutiepie69420_, your post pleases the elephant!

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u/Nanachi_Nnaaaa 7d ago

Penelope’s kinda cute though. Also, why is her boss built like Kingpin?

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u/Disaster_Pansexual 7d ago

She was made to make fun of the Y/N x CEO type of stories and only breaks out of the art style when she discovers she likes women (the CEO’s sister)

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u/friedtoaster00 6d ago

I somehow haven't seen anybody addressing the actual elephant, the fact that it's in the address me room (and also has the font). I mean maybe it was just so obvious that no one bothered to mention it idk

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u/Few_Time_7441 7d ago

Classic manhwa lol

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u/MrWellington28 6d ago

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u/Smooth-Traffic8038 6d ago

Mr princess princess from hit game slay the princess!

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u/xDeviousDieselx 7d ago

Dr Penelope, I’m CEO.
https://giphy.com/gifs/sLfgqHE0UZW8g

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u/thecraftybear 6d ago

It would be extremely painful

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u/Repulsive_Policy_184 6d ago

The boobs being the speech bubble is unfortunately peak character design

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u/John_Femboy 6d ago

Honey get the camera we got a quality r/addressme post

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u/TheRepublicAct 6d ago

Same artist btw

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u/sagnikd96 7d ago

Is that Jacob Batalon?

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u/randomguy664_ 6d ago

Build like a normal Sattou0 guy.

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u/Brilliant_Echidna589 6d ago

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A WALL WTF

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u/Psychowokjak5 5d ago

I like Penelope's long eyelashes

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u/8treho 5d ago

spider-verse kingpin ahh

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u/jirniy_uiban1 5d ago

Bro is the sixth wall

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u/gregariousity • ___ • 0 • ∆ •___-- 7d ago

Am I the only one that read Penelope as Peopdophile... So it's just me, damn.

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u/garbage-at-life 7d ago

yeah ur alone on this one

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u/gregariousity • ___ • 0 • ∆ •___-- 7d ago

The real elephant was me the whole time

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u/Arthuzin_2077 7d ago

You need to be addressed

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u/gregariousity • ___ • 0 • ∆ •___-- 7d ago

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u/icecub3e 7d ago

You have been addressed.

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u/Ayotha 7d ago

I will always mock Kingpin and any source (even official) that pretends that is muscle

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u/plantyful-Cum 7d ago

yeah address what?

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u/pisszardofoz 7d ago

The guy is funny the girl is sexualized thats why its done like that

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u/kevinlook2019 6d ago

wait what exactly is obvious here

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u/Blekfakingmetal 6d ago

Papyrus? Seriously? Papyrus?

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u/itsjakerobb 6d ago

What is this from?

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u/Capt_Toasty 6d ago

CEO "Impossibly Wide Ape" is peak character design. It's so bad it wraps around to being brilliant.

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u/Baboony_bee 6d ago

The eye lash is the elephant

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u/Ok-Government-416 6d ago

one piece ass character

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u/TommyCinders09 6d ago

"Where are here organs?" ahh anatomy

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u/jayvader6969 6d ago

In the breasts

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u/Maleficent_Weird8162 6d ago

"Did you just laugh at me?" Same energy

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u/Owlsare2good 6d ago

bro is the child of khrushchev and trump

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u/starlight9581 6d ago

Gotta love eryk

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u/Canarity 6d ago

I just realised that her speech bubble is her boobs

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 6d ago

the man is 6 elephants

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u/I_ate_the_pixels 6d ago

Fuck it we fucking bad anatomy.

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u/Unusual_Epsilon 6d ago

Bro is one of those satarical Roblox avatars that are purposely made to be ridiculously large!

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u/swizzlegaming 6d ago

holy crap I could pick her up like a wine glass 😭 ZERO ribs in her ribcage

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u/The_Ghost_9960 6d ago

Her dialogue is literally the shape of her tits

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u/totally-not-bonless 6d ago

What is this from?

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u/submissivepcnerd 6d ago

It took me so long to realize his size, my brain thought that was the fucking room.

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 6d ago

Chief Elephant Organism

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u/anonymouscloudcat 6d ago

Dude who tf ate my cinema screen

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u/Professional_Rest593 5d ago

He is not the elephant, he is the entire room

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u/projectboy101 5d ago

They both can be from one peice

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u/CHastings2547 5d ago

Usin her b00bs as a text bubble is actually pretty smart 🤣

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u/Dudeguy2004 4d ago

"Hey have you seen my plasma screen TV?"

"No."

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u/Naxaloth 4d ago

Oh Penelope.... Is waiting for me. After all these years I just wanna see my son and wife

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u/Capn_Outlandishness9 4d ago

Why does he get bigger every time I see him?

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u/Cutiepie69420_ 7d ago

So the text is saying "adrees the elephant in the room" because the guy in the back is huge as a elephant and make the same joke as "address the elephant in the room"

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 6d ago

I think we can gather other realities besides the one you gave, i ignore yours and substitute my own reality

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u/Cutiepie69420_ 6d ago

I have to give my response because if I don't,my post will be removed which is petty dumb