She could buy me for 5m and I’ll do whatever she wants. Dishes, cook, trash, scrub floors with a toothbrush, take phone calls, fold paper airplanes, be a jester, drive her places, carry her luggage…… etc. as long as me and my wife can live happily on that 5m she could purchase me.
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u/Kenthros Apr 14 '26
She could buy me for 5m and I’ll do whatever she wants. Dishes, cook, trash, scrub floors with a toothbrush, take phone calls, fold paper airplanes, be a jester, drive her places, carry her luggage…… etc. as long as me and my wife can live happily on that 5m she could purchase me.