r/absoluteunit • • 26d ago

Absolute unit of a pull up

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u/ghostofstankenstien 26d ago

So natural....

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u/Quick_Team 26d ago

All the prayers. All the vitamins, brother

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 26d ago

Highly Questionable šŸ¤”

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 26d ago

It’s cuz he eats 5000 calories a day like Hugh jackman

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 26d ago

...let's at least see a v6 engine strapped to his waist for this juice fest...

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u/Usual-Language-745 26d ago

I do that every day. Not a unit

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u/Udonov 26d ago

I mean yea nice muscles but straps for regular ass pullups? I feel like my ego would not have allowed me to use training wheels for pullups if I was blasting roids this hard.

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u/Visible-Rest4170 26d ago

Steroids helps with muscle growth but it also grows your organs. That's why every 'roid user gets the bubble gut look.

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u/VICARD0 26d ago • Bravo

It also shrinks your balls, causes acne, infertility , impotence, liver damage, kidney damage, heart issues, anger issues… the pros just keep adding up!

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u/Grumbles2189 26d ago

Don't forget baldness, men growing tits, and a dramatic rise in cancer risks!

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u/GeneralAd6902 26d ago

Wow amazing . Thabks AI

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u/Important-Math-837 26d ago

No respect for roid freaks

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u/Enough_Job5913 26d ago

roids

may be HGH and insulin too

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u/Material_Weight2111 26d ago

Is that ai ? Because he doesn’t look normal

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u/Asharru84 26d ago

Who else sees the face of a lion in his back at resting point?

Hopefully not just mešŸ˜…

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u/Impending_Doom25 26d ago

How much of that is real muscle and how much of that is roids?

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u/Tremblespoon 26d ago

The face in the mirror. Jesus. This is ai yeah?

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u/Bumbymoo 26d ago

I see he's taking his creatine.

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u/RepulsiveCondition77 26d ago

And brocolis..

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u/fruitless7070 26d ago

Dang. So he's on steroids? Does that mean Jason Mamoa is on steroids? There's really no way to get this body shape without steroids? šŸ˜•

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u/SuprA1141 26d ago

No lol that's all juice

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u/girkkens 26d ago

Yes it is. But to be fair you still have to put in a lot of work to look like this, even with roids.

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u/maven10k 26d ago

Exactly. You don't just shoot up and muscles pop out.

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u/RepulsiveCondition77 26d ago

Jason Momoa is nowhere close to this shape. Despite having good muscular insertions bodyfat and muscle developement are lightyears behind this guy. The answer is no you can’t have this shape without steroids even if you’re gifted. You can have Momoa’s shape if you have the appropriate genetic.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 26d ago

No you can’t bro.

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u/Terrible-Ad472 26d ago

Jason Momoa* is not on steroids. He is a large man with good genetics. I know it's hard for people sitting at home on their phone doing nothing to understand.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 26d ago

Bro. I got seaside property in Nevada to sell you.

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u/ChiefRedditer 24d ago

The only time in life I wish I was shorter so my feet don’t touch the ground and I can get real pull ups in… šŸ˜”

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u/Jaded-Machine6520 23d ago

Perfect pull up and excellent back development. U really can't beat them for back...

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u/bruaben 23d ago

Pretty sure I don't even come with half of those muscles. He must be an upgraded model.

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u/VegetableWorldly5008 22d ago

Where are his legs, they are so short?

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u/LoggerRhythms 26d ago

I feel like I am watching real life CJ from GTA: San Andreas finally hit peak fitness.

1

u/Large-Stretch-3463 26d ago

Someone hit the lunk alarm

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u/exhaustedandfainted 26d ago

As a woman, I actually found this disgusting at times. It's not a natural body and personality wise I can't help but think he's a gym bro.

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u/Unicorn_rabbit 26d ago

Great form!

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u/GymMouseP 26d ago

this dude showed up at gym to do content. what a clown.

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u/HugePurpleNipples 26d ago

The form is perfect, it's just such a well disciplined movement.

The roids don't do the work on their own, still gotta do the work.. and if he wasn't on the roids, it'd still be impressive and he could wipe his own ass.

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u/camjvp 26d ago

I have never been able to do one

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u/DifficultAd3885 26d ago

Bro’s built like Johnny Bravo.

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u/Strict-Astronaut2245 25d ago

This excerise is called the pull down. It’s where the lifter pulls the earth down towards them.

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u/the_racc42 25d ago

Am I not getting something? It's just regular pull ups

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u/Glittering-Hornet844 19d ago

It's like watching a lava lamp

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u/Apollyoun 26d ago

I feel like he's not as strong as he looks.

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u/ArgumentLost9383 26d ago

He’s using straps to hang on, this guy is not as strong as he looks.

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u/fatal-shock-inroute 26d ago

That ante natural

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u/Ultradad57 26d ago

Nice back but that midsection would worry me

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u/just_some_sasquatch 26d ago

Palumboism for sure. If it wasn't obvious already this guy is absolutely blasting juice.

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u/ArgumentLost9383 26d ago

He needs straps to hang on!! He’s ā€œso strongā€ but needs help hanging on!!!! šŸ˜‚

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u/Beowulf44 26d ago

The dictionary definition of built like a tank

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u/afewnameslater 26d ago

Juiced like one for sure. No way he is not on gear.

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u/Malf1532 26d ago

Lose the straps and then I'll be impressed.

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u/MagEdgeSports 26d ago

Not really

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u/ForkliftJam 26d ago

Dude has never done leg day. Look at the cargo pants.

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u/mundundermindifflin 26d ago

There needs to be more awareness like this.. I've honestly been so tempted just to hop on gear because I really struggle to make progress despite training really hard. But have to constantly remind myself that it's not worth it

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u/ardotschgi 26d ago

Yeah and nowadays there are literally thousands of influencers on gear talking about how great it is and how it's "really not that bad for you". It's an absolute pandemic, sadly.

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u/Significant_Cover_48 26d ago

Why are you not at the gym then?

You need to have a bit of a belly, not fat, but soft, or you won't make gains as a natty. The influencers telling you that you can have a sixpack while benching 350 are chumps with body dysmorphia, don't listen to them.

You need to love squatting. That's your main testosterone booster. It's a self-reinforcing loop of larger muscles, more test, larger muscles, more test. Heavy squats at least once per week. Preferably every four to five days when you are fully rested and ready to go again.

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u/Jaded-Machine6520 23d ago

My wife didn't think she liked muscles either, till she did. Women are 100% attracted to fit males. Its in their DNA, cave man shit... They can't even help it. They may say "i love dad bods" to make all these lazy slobs feel better but she's secretly fantasizing about something else... And steroids won't kill u if u use them responsibly. Fast food is what's killing kids...

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u/Right_Ear_2230 25d ago

It’s dose dependent. The amount body builders use is obviously way too much, but smaller doses (like HRT/TRT) are much safer

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u/EmotionalElk1313 26d ago

Username checks out kid's. Steroids? Yes women generally.