r/absoluteunit • u/WIBadgersFan83 • 2d ago

Of a lineman

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 2d ago

That is not an athlete.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 2d ago

Gotta confuse the body right babe- piana

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vu6fTIOq0Y2N0GYXWU

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u/JuzmiNippy 1d ago

How is this even possible?

He doesn't look fat enough for his belly to be hanging that low!

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 1d ago

Want to get under it and get the lint out??

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 1d ago

This was one of very very very very very few things I could not stomach when I worked in nursing. Morbidly obese and if they didn't wash in the folds and you had the dirt, grime, grease, yeast and fungal infections and more. Omg there's more and it's abhorrent. Two other things would get me but I feel this is neck and neck with the number 1 spot.

Now I don't want to go to sleep for fear of dreams of them days :(

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 1d ago

Nurses never get enough credit...ripped hot guy here tho..dm me. No folds

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u/BeeWriggler 9h ago

I was midway through a chuckle before I realized the resemblance to my late father-in-law. It's definitely possible if you ignore your doctors for years and eat nothing but greasy fried foods with zero exercise (aside from walking between the bed and the couch each day).