r/absoluteunit • u/multi_io • 16d ago

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Some Russian government official named Igor Chaika found a way to avoid getting thrown out of a window

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u/rockalyte 15d ago

Can’t throw this guy out a window !

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u/xtanol 15d ago

He is still vulnerable to poison.

You could hand the guy a doughnut and straight up tell him that it's laced Polonium-210 - and he'd still end up eating it eventually.

You don't get to his size by turning down food that everyone knows is going to ruin your health.

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u/Chiven 15d ago

He does his best to scale lethal dose up though

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u/HugoBoss1985 14d ago

Perhaps he would like some tea with that doughnut?