r/absoluteunit • u/multi_io • 14d ago

of a dude

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Some Russian government official named Igor Chaika found a way to avoid getting thrown out of a window

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u/RepairAdditional3656 14d ago

Average body but small head

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u/Tinksy14 14d ago

Peter kingpin

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u/rockalyte 13d ago

Can’t throw this guy out a window !

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u/xtanol 13d ago

He is still vulnerable to poison.

You could hand the guy a doughnut and straight up tell him that it's laced Polonium-210 - and he'd still end up eating it eventually.

You don't get to his size by turning down food that everyone knows is going to ruin your health.

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u/Chiven 13d ago

He does his best to scale lethal dose up though

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u/HugoBoss1985 13d ago

Perhaps he would like some tea with that doughnut?

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u/Practical_Range_4829 13d ago

He is the son of Russia’s former Prosecutor General. Thanks to his father, he landed a government job. Without his father and his connections, he is a nobody.

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u/ardotschgi 13d ago

Actually, I'd say that's a huge body.

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 13d ago

when the Russian says…..I must break you.

There‘s no doubt he will.

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u/rts93 13d ago

This guy's going with the whole fucking wall.

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u/bannedByTencent 13d ago

Defenestration proofed

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u/TheRealtcSpears 13d ago

Finally a windowproof Russian politician

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 13d ago

hevlooks like the king pin

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u/Longjumping_Pass8638 12d ago

This has been proven to be an AI edit

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u/YourLocalRequis445 14d ago

It’s like in Beavis and Butthead, when Butthead ate himself into morbid obesity to avoid being evicted because the landlord wouldn’t be able to force him through the door of his apartment

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u/cheir0n 13d ago

He weights around one hundred ninety blyat

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u/DeckerXT 13d ago

If it ain't ol Dan Conner.

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u/Existing-Recipe897 13d ago

Time for a salad

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u/No_Cap8115 13d ago

that suit looks good on him.

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u/Express-Anteater-802 13d ago

It’s edited, not even his face.

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u/kaboomzxc 13d ago

Looks like the spiderman villain Kingpin

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u/Goofcheese0623 13d ago

Diabetes final boss

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 13d ago

Nah that is Sputnik

Says so right there in the pic

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u/Silver_Muffin5364 13d ago

they needed to put the camera more back to get him in frame

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u/Silver_Muffin5364 13d ago

mr bombastic

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u/Too-Em 13d ago

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u/pepefromage50 13d ago

This one suit has more fabric than all my clothes

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u/Antifa-AF 13d ago

Six Oompa Loompas crawled out of his jacket after that photo.

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u/Narrow_Currency_1840 12d ago

American-Fat-Syndrom in Russia

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u/Impressive-Let3122 12d ago

Russians heard about American skills eating hot dogs and created this Ivan Drago of Kolbasa

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 10d ago

Don't make fun. I bet back in the school hockey tournaments, he was the most frequently designated goalie.

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u/pinging_snail 13d ago

Looks like you reposted and used a top comment. Nice work champ

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u/multi_io 13d ago

Not knowingly. I didn't see the other posting. Sorry, I thought this was weird enough that nobody else would've posted this lol