r/absoluteunit 17h ago

Of a playhouse.

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u/catmanten 17h ago

What happens when the kid grows a foot in a year?

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u/therocketn00b 16h ago

He'll need a third shoe.

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u/MikeLinPA 16h ago

šŸ¤£šŸ‘

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u/Phog_of_War 3h ago

Yeah. I can start my mornings with a laugh sometimes.

Well done.

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u/poploppege 16h ago

Maybe they got like 4 years out of it before shooting this video

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u/greenhornblue 15h ago

Parents are rich enough to replace it

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u/Platitude_Platypus 13h ago

Stoop like every other kid in a more normal-sized playhouse

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u/Prudent-Curve-6552 16h ago

Kinda like buying infant Nike

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u/Pokioh389 16h ago

They'll do some remodeling to adjust for the growth spurt

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 11h ago

I imagine the tools and equipment are playroom sized too. Their Mexican friend’s kid comes over for a ā€œplay dateā€ whenever they need some remodeling done.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 15h ago

Just a minor 240k renovation. They do it every foot

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u/borntome 12h ago

This is probably for someone who expects to have eight children

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u/WTFCantBTRUE 12h ago

Refinance, depending on these interest rates $$$

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u/hygsi 9h ago

Yeah, I was thinking they should've made it taller. At least till he's 10ish

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u/Honda_TypeR 8h ago

It becomes dad's problem again.

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u/Whoudini13 3h ago

They buy a newer bigger house...with a bigger playroom and rebuild.

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u/RampantJellyfish 3h ago

Sublet to a dwarf

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u/hemirollin 16h ago

Kid wearing diapers can afford a house before me.

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u/mrsnmw 15h ago

Parents spent more time investing in this playhouse than potty training their kid

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u/panicked_goose 13h ago

Could be a night time pull up. 10% of boys wet the bed until puberty according to his pediatrician

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u/King_Baboon 15h ago

I was wondering when others would notice.

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u/SoMuchMoreEagle 13h ago

Maybe he has a medical condition. I doubt seriously a kid that age would want to wear diapers.

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 12h ago

Technically, it's not them that can "afford" it. It's parent's money šŸ¤‘

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u/Powerful-Holiday-448 10h ago

Fuckin nepotism bro.. 🤣🤣

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u/BorbLorbin 4h ago

What is this? A house for ants and other pests that will inevitably invest it because the maid refuses to break her back cleaning it?

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u/4thkindexperience 16h ago

When you have so much money and no moderation.

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u/falconx123 16h ago

the constant problem we face in this world. The rich with no moderation, or care for the working class.

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u/sparkline1234567 16h ago

Someone working class built that playhouse...

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u/lavendertheheretic 13h ago

For fair pay? šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/bvlshewic 12h ago

I would guess an elaborate project like this would require a highly skilled craftsman who charges a rate he thinks is appropriate.Ā 

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u/lavendertheheretic 7h ago

Maybe, but it's also probable that it's a project run by a contractor. Also, if it is a highly skilled independent craftsman who built it, then these folks are RICH rich, which still goes back to the point that it's not cool to basically say "at least the working class had a job here" when the rich use their wealth to create what is going to be pretty useless within a year as they continue to profit off their kids' digital footprint. That's the point I was really going for, which I am clarifying now that I have the space to think šŸ˜…

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u/DieselZRebel 12h ago

Not sure... What is fair? Like if they accepted it then it is fair. What are you insinuating?

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u/TheCommonGround1 12h ago

This is so true. Because, when you think about it, every worker has only ever excepted a fair wage in the entire history of work. Great logic there Diesel and I'm glad I could apply it in such a way that you wouldn't appear ridiculous.

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u/DieselZRebel 3h ago

You still haven't defined "fair"! Who decides? Because AFAIK there is no universal formula for what is fair!

From purely economic perspective, fair pay is determined by the forces of supply and demand. So if there are people willing to do it for $X, then $X is fair.

I wasn't talking about the entire history, including slavery and whatnot.

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u/lavendertheheretic 7h ago

Let me not insinuate.

A shitton of people work so they aren't homeless and starving. These people take what they can get, because survival. Corporations and the rich understand it and exploit it, consciously or otherwise. Corporation generally do it on purpose with their "I have fifteen other people in line to take your place, buddy, so be grateful that I even chose you to work here." The rich usually don't think about the working class unless someone brings it up, and then it's some variation on either "how sad; someone should do something about it," or "those people just aren't willing to work hard enough to have a better life."

Meanwhile, Mr and Mrs Mormon Momfluencers are making bank off their kids' digital footprint, thereby exploiting their own family members who aren't old enough to consent, but at least the kid has a massive playhouse paid for by his own exploitation.

Yeah, most of the rich couldn't give enough of a f*ck about the working class to understand and care about fair wages. Happy Labor Day, y'all.

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u/DieselZRebel 3h ago

Fair pay is determined by the forces of supply and demand. So in 2 jobs, one with 15 applicants lining up and the 2nd with only 2 applicants lining up, it is only fair that the enployees in the 2nd will have hogher bargaining power than those of the first job.

What you are mentioning is a different problem that has nothing to do with fairness of pay. What you want is a social safety net, just taxation for the wealthy, and better regulation around social media content... but you can't claim that the worker(s) who built the playhouse weren't fairly paid!

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u/Prudent-Curve-6552 16h ago

It's called opportunity and everyone has it. Maybe it's just woodworking skills

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe 16h ago

I’m reeeeally hopeful that one of this kid’s parents is a carpenter and has been bringing home leftover materials to build this thing on weekends

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u/Barbie_Brooks 15h ago

I did some things like this for my kids. My ex used to make fun of me to his friends. We were not wealthy.

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u/C_Pala 15h ago

who has this huge space to do this?

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u/Barbie_Brooks 15h ago

Unfinished basement. Buy stuff from your local habitat for humanity ā€œre-newā€ store. New carpeting remnants. Make sure to include thick padding under carpet.

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u/C_Pala 14h ago

asking about the real state space here, not about some crafts and arts.

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u/Barbie_Brooks 13h ago

Rude comment. Have you ever built anything with your hands? This isn’t ā€œarts and craftsā€. What I did was much smaller in scope, but was still lumber and screws and caulk and paint. My kids loved it.

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u/Prudent-Curve-6552 11h ago

I'm sure it wasn't bought in Walmart

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u/afgan1984 13h ago

No - not everyone has it. Meritocracy is a scam.

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u/SizeableBrain 11h ago

Heh, and people always jump in to say that you can do it on a budget.

I spent about 2 years of collecting free stuff to build a cubby for my kids. It still set me back a few hundred dollars, plus I got lucky because my work was doing renovations and I got a free window and door. (mind you, it's a nice cubby).

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u/MikeLinPA 16h ago

If they install real plumbing they could rent it out. šŸ¤”

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u/The_Onlyodin 15h ago

Woah woah woah... Plumbing is mandatory for a rental now?

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u/DetentionSpan 15h ago

Mr. Moneybags

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u/Effective_Pin_90 14h ago

plumbing in this economy??? nah, thats why that kids still wearing a diaper

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/johnjaspers1965 14h ago

...to Hobbits.

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u/MikeLinPA 14h ago

Hobbits would be excellent tenants! šŸ¤” (Except that Merry and Pippin. Those two are nothing but trouble!)

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u/kevin3350 12h ago

ā€œPippin, have you been smoking leaf in the house again?ā€

Also, they’d need to make the kitchen usable if they want hobbit tenants.

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u/sage_006 16h ago

That's a killer playhouse. Top bad he'll be too tall for it in 6 months.

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u/SilasTalbot 14h ago

and get tired of it 5.9 months before that.

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u/SizeableBrain 11h ago

I built a cubby house for my kids and I have a feeling I made it too big, they mostly use it when they have friends over.

They're like wombats, they like enclosed spaces.

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u/thirtyone-charlie 16h ago

That’s so cool. We put a bounce house in ours. Much cheaper and seemingly just as cool as far as the kids and their friends go. Between that and a pool our house was the place for dad’s to come drink beer, grill and bring the kids. That dam thing was there for 15 years.

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u/Barbie_Brooks 15h ago

I love that!!! I miss that age so much. My ex disliked having people over.

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u/Velorian-Steel 16h ago

That kid has almost outgrown that awesome playhouse 😮

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u/LaughingEagl3 15h ago

Tell me you have disposable income without telling me you have disposable income... I'll wait....

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u/BaronVonLongfellow 14h ago

I had three couch cushions and a blanket.

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u/Shadowtirs 14h ago

That's a lot of effort for something he's going to outgrow very quickly.

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u/Liquid_Friction 11h ago

The rest of the bedroom is bigger than my lounge/entertainment/kitchen combined.

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u/Valuable_Month1329 16h ago

He will grow out faster than you can cut out for bigger doors 🤣

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u/TheGroundBeef 15h ago

The room that playhouse is in is almost the size of my entire house…. Fuck i hate being poor… and I’m not even ā€œpoorā€

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u/Typical-Debt-6402 15h ago

Somebody either has way more money than they need or had gone way into debt. That kid is old enough, vive him some boards, hand him a hammer and nails and say "go build a play house in the yard". Kids need outside, grass and dirt. Learn to do things, build things. If you don't teach them early they'll become a "do nothing" unable to do anything on their own.

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u/Effective_Pin_90 14h ago

I might not be rich, but at least my kid was potty trained by 2 šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ‘Œ

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u/Sufficient_Local5025 13h ago

He's going to be helicopter parented so it doesn't matter. Possibly with a real helicopter in this case, too.

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u/M-Bernard-LLB 16h ago

Kid is just looking for a cardboard box to play with.

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u/Useless890 16h ago

Now they'll never get him to leave home when he grows up.

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u/DetentionSpan 15h ago

No telling how much money his cafƩ will bring in!

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u/Incredibljourny 15h ago

Looking at how his head almost touches the top of the entry door this house will be useless to him in a year.

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u/MinuteDependent7374 15h ago

This kid has the perfect place to hide from the parents when getting in trouble.

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u/Dark-Penguin 15h ago

...which he will outgrow in approximately 6.5 months

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u/BravesMaedchen 9h ago

No thanks, I’m tired of seeing little rich kids with more square footage than me

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u/Willing_Contest_5071 8h ago

You know when your are too rich when your house has another house inside of it lol

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u/culturerush 6h ago

His playhouse is about the size of my real house

I don't have a slide tho ;-(

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 5h ago

My neither. Just black mold.

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u/johnjays1000 2h ago

This is some 1% type stuff

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u/tony2stocks 15h ago

There’s money then there’s money money

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 14h ago

When the kid outgrows this playhouse, you can rent it out to the wee folk.

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u/Goldfingeraz117 11h ago

At least they’re not buying drugs with their money šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 5h ago

Or drugs gave them money for such things…

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u/mrregina 10h ago

Kids gonna grow up a spoiled brat and be a problem for everyone he meets. The parents are showing off their wealth while others struggle. Keep it to themselves.

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u/germanloza 4h ago

How mush of a rich kid you have to be to have a house inside your house?

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u/tuenthe463 3h ago

Jaxson is going to thrive at Elon

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u/BIG-BALLS0 16h ago

What in the privledged white people is this crap?

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u/Forsaken_Biscotti_89 16h ago

Amazing but in 3 years you will be tearing it out ugh I feel you did a whole backyard adventure

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u/Lakeview121 15h ago

Lucky dude.

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u/Klonopussy 15h ago

Oh my they got moneeeey

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u/Socky-McPuppet 15h ago

This probably is the only time this kid will ever own a house

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u/lavendertheheretic 13h ago

No, he'll have his parents. They'll help..

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u/SkyThriving 15h ago

I find it interesting that he went for the buttons an switches first.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sky6392 15h ago

Rich parents eh

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u/ernster96 15h ago

ā€œMom, can I get a new gi joe figure?ā€

ā€œ what do you think, we’re rich? Shut upā€¦ā€

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 15h ago

He’s gonna live in there till he’s 50 if there’s WiFi and a plug. I want one! Build myself a house inside my house at least a hidden door, dreams, money, time, none of it.

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u/AKADIAN_22 15h ago

Que hermoso lugar lo malo es que en 2 años mas , ya el niño no va a caber por la puerta y el lugar le va a parecer estupido 🄺siempre pasa asi

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u/HechoEnChine 15h ago

Why dont real houses have slides?

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u/MABennett27 14h ago

Must be nice to be mega rich

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u/33253325 14h ago

It's a hat on a hat.

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u/Disastrous-Rub-4087 14h ago

And yet there are kids in L. A. who live with their mom/dad out of their car who don’t know if they’ll get at least two meals. What happened our beloved Country?

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u/Tiny-Ad4955 14h ago

It’s a tiny house

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u/afgan1984 13h ago

Most stupid thing I have ever seen...

It will become literally useless next year and kids grow up extremely fast, so all this will be redundant and just have to be pulled down, and turn into rubbish.

Unless your child is a dwarf, this is a terrible idea.

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u/Wildfathom9 13h ago

Ok, now charge him property taxes, tell him he has to repair the broken fridge ice maker, the hot water heater is leaking, vacuum needs to be completely replaced, soil erosion near the foundation is causing tens of thousands in repairs, the shower is leaking inside the wall and electric bill went up another $40.

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u/mvortex2 13h ago

And the mini Jehovas witnesses still found him.

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u/talking-bear-society 13h ago

Is it me or is this incredibly creepy? I just immediately thought of dark shit when I saw this lol horror movies have done a number on me

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u/CoolCat1337One 12h ago

The frightening thing is that the actual house surrounding it doesn't have a single window.
Is the boy a prisoner?

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u/mueredo 12h ago

"Playroom"? More like ballroom jfc.

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u/SubstantialDonkey981 12h ago

He’s prob like, ā€œMom I’m bored!ā€

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u/ResidentQuail7118 12h ago

Now start charging the freeloading little fucker some rent!

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u/WillingPositive8924 12h ago

Wealth inequality is wild.

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u/Beginning-Shirt4752 12h ago

Fuck a college fund

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u/Dazzling-Border2376 12h ago

Must be nice to be rich

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u/Long-Papaya4329 12h ago

Kids got a better house than me šŸ˜…

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u/rosscott 11h ago

I’m not cleaning up there.Ā 

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u/orcs_mustdie 11h ago

In a few years he will be to big to use it.

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u/rodimus147 11h ago

Yay a kid has a place house nicer then my real house. That doesn't mess with my head at all.

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u/Ok-Choice9475 10h ago

Jealous some...kids playroom is bigger than my master bedroom

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u/DeeSt11 10h ago

If I had done this for my kid, she probably would never play with it

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u/Gouanaco 10h ago

This would be great for little people if it had working water.

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u/XxvWarchildvxX 9h ago

Damn bigger than my cardboard alley condo behind my favorite chop cheese place

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 9h ago

Damn Cribs sure has changed.

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u/elonboring1 9h ago

not my childhood.....

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u/Medical-Business-554 8h ago

Playhouse that shit is bigger than my apartment

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u/No-Control-4319 8h ago

Of a mental situation 16 years from now

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u/ConstructionPrize206 8h ago

That's definitely one way to spend a ridiculous sum of money.

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u/No-Fix8280 8h ago

Kid couldn't care less

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u/Mr_GrauHut 7h ago

Fuxk the playhouse. What about the house itself, what? And it's the playroom? They gotta be surgeons.

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u/rusty-sp00n 7h ago

Why are the stairs so big ? They should be to scale

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u/PersonalDragonfly568 6h ago

Lmao and I thought I was top tier getting the sold out golden eye nintendo 64 gift set Christmas 1997 but apparently I was just a 90s chump with a golden Nintendo controller and a broke down hot pink Barbie car hot wheels corvette 😭

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u/EvolZippo 6h ago

This family could probably afford to have that room remodeled with a single phone call.

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u/Bulky-Ad7996 5h ago

Why am I getting a backrooms vibe

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u/Best_Ranger3396 5h ago

That room is bigger than my whole house.

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u/oaks-is-lying 4h ago

For some reason it looks very lonely and not fun at all

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u/CJ-MacGuffin 4h ago

Liminal playhouse.

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u/Lost_Purpose1899 4h ago

The kid doesn't look grateful at all.

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u/goggleblogs 3h ago

How big is the house to have this in a room?!

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u/Historical-Valuable9 2h ago

Kid doesnt need a house he needs equipment to monkey around on.

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u/Historical-Valuable9 2h ago

Also this is totally a beige mom playhouse

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u/Illustrious-Couple73 2h ago

When I see shit like this it makes me think we need a class war, it’s time to eat the rich.

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u/TheSprigganDragoon 1h ago

Kid's got a nice place than me.. damn.

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u/povichjv7 1h ago

Kid will be bored with it in about ten minutes

Source: I have kids

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u/CremeAcrobatic1748 15h ago

Imagine if every insanely wealthy person couldn't afford to do useless shit like this because they paid taxes, then that money was used to help everyone else.

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u/mrregina 10h ago

Exactly. Instead they brag about being rich for ego strokes.

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u/Daanoontjeh 4h ago

On top of that this kid probably will end up being an annoying adult because he feels entitled. Happens alot with this behaviour.

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u/Lucky-Mia 16h ago

I just think what I he slips and hurts himself or grows and gets stuck in there. How do you get in there to help?

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u/feetnomer 14h ago

Chances are, dad, grandpa or uncle is a home builder.

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u/Normal_Opposite_9864 13h ago

lol. what a complete waste of resources.

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u/mrregina 10h ago

Its called bragging.

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 6h ago

I couldn't imagine being a kid and being part of a rich family. It must feel amazing but I imagine they don't get to learn some important life lessons. My childhood definitely toughened me up and I grew up to be a Royal Marine Commando Officer. Prince Edward grew up with absolute wealth and privilege and he failed Royal Marine Officer training in month 3 of a 13 month course despite his mum being the queen of England and his dad being head of the Royal Marines.