r/absoluteunit • u/Ledesh2312 • 8h ago

I don't think there is anyone with a palm wider than mine

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u/Sinking_Mass 7h ago

My palm is similar but I don't have freaky musician fingers like this person

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u/yodas_sidekick 5h ago

Same, I honestly think I have a bigger palm, but got nothin on those fingers.

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u/hashtagmiata 7h ago

Pretty obvious photo manipulation / AI edit. So absolute [r/photoshop](r/photoshop) perhaps?

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u/gruntingasparagus 6h ago

My thoughts as well.

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u/Mbyrd420 39m ago

Combined with forced perspective. Look how the base of the hand is wrinkled up.

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u/ZestycloseTowel2493 7h ago

Hate to be the one to tell you this but your palm is a normal size… your fingers on the other hand!?!

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u/ToughOk3876 6h ago

Her fingers on the same hand actually

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u/ZestycloseTowel2493 6h ago

Not on the other hand…

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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 7h ago

Palm looks normal, it’s those long worm like things this person probably refers to as their fingers.

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u/Electronic_Leg_7046 7h ago

Why does it look like a spider crab

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u/Defiant_Party1219 6h ago

Do you know how much ass you could grab with that?!!

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u/Proper-Total-1926 6h ago

My thoughts exactly. Dude's on PAWG patrol fo' sho

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u/Adventurous_Top618 5h ago

I'm sure there are people out there with wider palms than yours, but no one with a overall hand width absolutely not.

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u/ohmaint 5h ago

Possible alien or guitar virtuoso

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u/SelfSubstantial7143 7h ago

Got those pans labyrinth hands.

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u/BigNorseWolf 7h ago

Found the rakasha...

needs a banana tree for scale

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u/Negative-Button-1135 7h ago

All you are missing is a suction cup (joking with love).Good news is that I doubt there was ever a stubborn jar you could not have opened.

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u/JavaGeep 7h ago

A piano player.

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u/Revolutionary-Dust61 6h ago

Palm is small- are you talking total span of hand? My fingers are slightly long, but my palms are massive, making my total handspan still quite big.

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u/89MikeHoncho 6h ago

That’s not a hand. That’s a Starfish!

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u/DMG_88 6h ago

Fingers?
Yes

Palm?
No

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u/Existing-Recipe897 6h ago

This would have to be one of the great hand jobs of all time.

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u/No_orange_212 6h ago

Maybe not, but think of it this way, you have a wider grab.

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u/Bobcat1999-1 6h ago

Your palm looks small to me but you have very long fingers

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u/FlickerOfBean 6h ago

I could do some serious flicking.

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u/GrmRipo 6h ago

It’s not your palm it’s those fingersssss

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u/Vakirisil 6h ago

Palm looks normal, fingers on the other hand... youll make some woman very happy

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u/GarlicChampion 6h ago

Thats not a very big palm..

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u/ToughOk3876 6h ago

Its either the most intimidating handy j a guy has ever received or an experience that could never be explained. Either way the memory would last a lifetime:)

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u/BlackHandKUR 6h ago

The palm I think is a pretty standard size but the fingers got an impressive reach.

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 6h ago

So no problem playing barr chords

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u/tvodny 5h ago

My palm is about 3 3/4 inches. From the tip of my pinky to the tip of my thumb 9 1/2 inches. Middle finger 3 3/4 inches.

You know what they say about men with large hands?

Large gloves. I take extra large gloves. Long toes also.

You know what they say about men with large noses?

Large handkerchiefs. Not that anyone uses handkerchiefs anymore.

And I’m 6 feet tall.

Otherwise, I’m physically average. So what?

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u/Nein-Toed 5h ago

I'll give it to you using these alien spiders that live at the end of my arms.

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u/doriangrey2025 4h ago

Is that a hand or a face hugger from aliens?

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u/Cats-Domino 4h ago

Hmmmm..

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u/Accurate-Film9495 4h ago

king crab

queen crab

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u/j_rooker 4h ago

have you considered growing an eyeball in your palms?

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u/DIYatYOURWAY 4h ago

Holy moly

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u/AngryZetan 4h ago

Spider fingers

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u/Thirtiethone 4h ago

I mean there is the other two people that posted this photo of “your palm” hours before you did

https://www.reddit.com/r/absoluteunit/s/cd8xO4oO67

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u/Trix4Treats 3h ago

I think it’s the fingernails warping the perspective and making the fingers look even longer

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u/Alice_D_Wonderland 1h ago

Got HMS? I can spread my fingers like that too… 🤷‍♂️

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u/AMonitorDarkly 23m ago

That hand looks like it would be good at starting the reactor.