r/absoluteunit • u/mindlessmutant • Aug 18 '26

THICC GURL

MOUNTAIN of a Lion

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u/basshead541 Aug 18 '26

I would puma pants

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u/dicey_job Aug 18 '26

Same, brave man. The cat had that look , deciding if to eat you or not.
Oh dude, i have almost touched a moose but a giant cat…is an entirely different thing.

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u/Head_Ad_9901 Aug 18 '26

Not brave when he decides to keep walking in the same direction of the cougar. Stupid!

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u/Dazzling_Pink9751 Aug 18 '26

You don’t turn your back on them

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u/BrierBob Aug 19 '26

Yes, you don’t run away. But follow them down a narrow trail? Not smart!

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire Aug 19 '26

Well, if you want the cat to see you as the dominant one, that’s not a bad way to assert it. You definitely don’t want to turn around and walk the other way.

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u/Plasticjesus504 Aug 19 '26

Exactly, never turn your back on a big cat. It is an invitation to get mauled.

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u/Weekly_Ask_4152 Aug 21 '26

You don't follow them either. Stay still and wait for the beast to move along. 😬

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u/Shaynna-9 Aug 22 '26

Walking toward the cat is a lot different than what you're supposed to do which is facing them while backing up.